Can I have Super powers?

[euhg210]

I wear this dress.
Can I have Super powers?
I and my classmates duel next week.

 

[jomar]

You may. I bestow upon you the power to smite your enemy with a single touch. By smite I mean render them laughing uncontrollably...I, in my infinite wisdom, figure that should suffice.

 

[OzoneRed]

Spam.

 

[TE999]

ESL Spam.

 

[kitten1964]

Does ESL spam make better sammiches?

 

[Handley_Page]

I wear this dress.
Can I have Super powers?
I and my classmates duel next week.

Only if you want to look a complete prat

 

[Safe_Bet]

Does ESL spam make better sammiches?

No, but it comes with egg rolls.