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Girls: your thoughts on middle of the night, half asleep, sex?
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Waking up to a blow job is better than Christmas morning. The end.
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After a good night's sleep, I want nothing more than to take a 15 minute piss. A blowjob is at that point just an obstacle.
Or an opportunity, depending on the depravity of who gives it, I suppose.
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Well luckily for me I can still sleep through the night with out having to wake up and piss......
But I am referring to middle of the night sex. Getting awoken up by a blowjob, or waking up your girl by inserting your cock. Then going back to sleep.
Then checking you cock in the morning for dry cum to determine if it was a dream or not
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midnight, sleepy, rugged spooning is the best sort of sex.
It sounds better than it ever actually is. I refuse to sleep with cum seepage...or rather I CAN'T sleep with it, so there's really no "half asleep" about it. Not when I end up trudging down stairs for a post coital shower.
Pass and let me sleep, we can make up for it in the morning.
Pass and let me sleep, we can make up for it in the morning.
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Silly girl, that is why us guys enjoy finishing in your mouth. It is not out of pure self interest, we are simply trying to make your lives easier. See how selfless we are?
Silly girl, that is why us guys enjoy finishing in your mouth. It is not out of pure self interest, we are simply trying to make your lives easier. See how selfless we are?
...what, and wake up with cock breath? Ugh. Do you know women at ALL?
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...what, and wake up with cock breath? Ugh. Do you know women at ALL?
Not knowing from experience, I could only assume cock breath is no worse than morning breath. The end result is, we are only looking out for you so shut up and swallow...........
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I missed Riles!
Exhale a bit before you squeeze the trigger.
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Bite me!
I would not have a problem with that request.....just saying.
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Does your asshole leak during the day, too, or just when you're sleeping?
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If I wanted sex, I would have remained on the kitchen table.
Bed is for Sleeping.
But on the good side, Riles is here! Even if she is talking about cum seepage.
Bed is for Sleeping.
But on the good side, Riles is here! Even if she is talking about cum seepage.
Middle of the night sex while taking care of a baby is not sexy or erotic ... it's fucking annoying!
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...what, and wake up with cock breath? Ugh. Do you know women at ALL?
Keep a shot glass of Lavoris on your nightstand, when the cum is swallowed, wash it down with the Lavoris, and go back to sleep..........
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I've pretended to be asleep while he's tried having middle of the night sex with me - does that count?
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Do you sleep on the wet spot.......?........
Never! A gentleman always sleeps on the wet spot!
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A true gentleman gets up and gets a towel and puts it down over the wet spot...while she gets him a drink...
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