Sex Injuries

Not many serious injuries here... of course frequent bruising and a few carpet/rope burns now and again (although silk ties have proved to be a blessing a time or two) ... One of my last relationships we ended up "breaking" two beds, one at his sister's house and popped a spring or two in the mattress in my dorm at the time... but hey... there's got to be some costs for some wild playtime, right? ;)
 
Once I tied/blindfolded an ex boyfriend to a wooden chair, and about half way through me fucking him, the chair broke! All his thighs were badly bruised and I had to pick splinters out of his bum cheek all afternoon. Who said romance was dead eh?
 
Worst injury ever- black eye from hitting a bed frame with my face. I also got bitten by a dog once (no, the dog wasn't involved in what we were doing!) and got a fat lip a couple of times. Other than that, the usual bruising and welts.

No destroyed furniture except a mattress but that was from squirting over a period of time, and a toilet seat ripping off.
 
I was once drinking with a girlfriend, listening to music, all the romantic stuff. We got quite tipsy, and then quite horny. I scooped her up in my arms and started to carry her up the stairs to the bedroom.

Bad idea. Between the strong drink, the lateness of the hour, and me not being quite the he-man I thought I was, I only made it about half way up the stairway before falling. We both tumbled down the stairs, head over heals, to the bottom.

Good thing we were both so drunk, or we might have been seriously injured. But since we were both as loose as rag dolls, all we suffered were some bruises. And we were drunk enough not to feel those, so we crawled carefully up the stairs, hopped in bed, and fucked until we passed out.
 
I guess it depends on the sex injury..lol..


My husband told me about one of his co-workers getting a frantic call from her sister.. She had to leave work to go to their house.. when she got there.. she could still hear her sister screaming.. and when she let herself in she found her brother in law dressed ready to go.. but covered in blood.. she asked them what the hell happened.. embarressed he whispered back.. I broke my dick.. they were fucking so hard.. I guess one time he pulled out and went to ram it back in.. hit a bone..and well split the skin of his dick.. etc etc... can you imagine being the one to get that call.. or being the doctor in the ER..lol... or better yet.. explain to your parents what had happened...:D

Luckily he was okay.. but did lose lots of blood..
 
I guess it depends on the sex injury..lol..


My husband told me about one of his co-workers getting a frantic call from her sister.. She had to leave work to go to their house.. when she got there.. she could still hear her sister screaming.. and when she let herself in she found her brother in law dressed ready to go.. but covered in blood.. she asked them what the hell happened.. embarressed he whispered back.. I broke my dick.. they were fucking so hard.. I guess one time he pulled out and went to ram it back in.. hit a bone..and well split the skin of his dick.. etc etc... can you imagine being the one to get that call.. or being the doctor in the ER..lol... or better yet.. explain to your parents what had happened...:D

Luckily he was okay.. but did lose lots of blood..

All i can say is ouch
 
Burns. On my thigh, my forearm, and...my ear.

She had lit the room with candles. On the floor, because she had just moved in and the place was almost empty. She was on her back on the bad, I was face down in her pussy.

But then I noticed the room was getting brighter. I turned around and saw the quilt (which I had pushed to the foot of the bed) in flames. I grabbed it and balled it up to snuff out the flames. The quilt had a typical polyester (plastic) fiber filling, so the burning portions were dripping hot, molten plastic. Which splashed all over me.

Kind of ruined the moment.
 
its time others knew about this....

so I was with this really sexy turkish girl...and we had really hot sex...this one time she was over and we were at it like crazed animals, when in the heat of the moment i decided to move from her vag to her ass. and with the the first pump came this warm gushing feeling as if I was done...not till I looked down and there was blood all over....I ran to the bathroom and to my horror.....yes my skin had torn !!
 
Nettle stings in my hand when having sex in the outdoors.

A couple of bad backs (lower back) especially when fucking in the doggy position.

Still....when you get to my age.......
 
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