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I misspelled the words: license and licensure wrong about 20 times. I think I should get a beating for that.
 
sweepthefloor said:
I just wanna hold the big gun and make it shoot! I don't wanna be the cop. :eek:
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"This is my weapon, this is my gun,
this is for killing, this is for fun."

Maybe he is offering a fair trade: he gets to cop a feel and you get to feel a cop. Sounds fair, doesn't it?
 
I administer specialized care that is individualized for a variety of needs.
And I'm good at this.
 
sweepthefloor said:
WTF is he gonna dress up like the cop and I will dress up like the nurse?
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Nurse! I been shot. It's a through and through, but *ugh* don't worry, just patch me up quick. I know who it was and got to *ugh* get back out there.

No, that's not my billy club, but thanks for asking.
 
clutch1 said:
You really do love your job.
Or am I wrong about this?
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You are right; I really do love my job. The practical reasons for loving it are easy: the money, the schedule, and job stability. The love is more than that.

It's the chance to do things better every day. It's almost making up for the pain of the world with one smile, one reassurance, one moment of brief relief, it's one moment of emotional support provided to the family, one moment of understanding, one moment of teaching, one moment of morbid humor. It's one moment that repeats for thirteen hours. It’s clocking into the cool walls of an aseptic mind, where nothing else matters but, this. I might be terrible at everything else in my life, but this I am very good at.

It's the 'little things' about nursing that I really love: when I am able to manage critical care for the patient and still get in the room and have the time to rub their back, even if I am thinking one hundred thoughts per minute of what I have to do next. It’s getting the stroke patient out of bed for the fist time. It is: I am so busy, but not too busy to help you brush your teeth. It’s helping a post-operative patient poop for the first time after surgery. It’s walking into a room with a ninety-year-old confused lady saying: Hi, I am going to be your nurse today, to listen to her respond: You are a whore, where is my purse? (Demented patients say the craziest things) It’s me responding: That is an odd thing to say Mrs. Smith, you are in the hospital, and it’s time to take your medicine now. (With a straight face)

It's the 'big things' about nursing that I really love: That is the nature of critical care thinking: What is next, what can I anticipate next, it's not just intuition anymore. It continuously prioritizing the care. It knowing what to do first, who to see first. It’s a process of assessing, intervening and evaluating for the outcome. It’s the math, it’s the drugs, it’s the standards of care. It’s not just following orders, it’s making sure the orders are ordered (hard), understanding why (orgasmic) and completing those tasks (easy).

It’s the dynamics about nursing that I really love. Acute care fits my personality. I like the struggle of gaining control, and losing it over and over again. It’s walking into a room and untangling all the wires and tubing and making the place look right. It’s that suffering joy of knowing that the IV tubing needs to be labeled with the time, date, and my initials, but at the same time: the next room is about to code so I have no choice but to leave that tubing alone, for now. It’s stripping away obsessive compulsiveness and getting right back to it as soon as I have the time for it, and feeling the comfort of that. It’s that process I love, that itch in my chest, that tic in my mind that is oppressed for a short time.

It’s the accountability for breakfast, the responsibility for lunch, the outcomes for dinner, and a clean top sheet for a shift change snack.

It’s the teaching that I love about nursing. It’s the new nurse asking: can you look at my patient? I am worried but don’t know why. That is witnessing the painful experience of applying knowledge. It’s being the best IV stick in the house, and teaching other nurses to be the best stick too. It’s holding the new residents hand while he drops his first nasogastric tube in a patient, and asking the senior resident to leave his newbie to me for a while.

It’s being able to be myself in a world where I never felt fitted. I am sweet and helpful, and I am a bitch and demanding when necessary. It’s a state of submissiveness by nature, and stepping up to take power at the same time. I am a personality well known to laugh like mad in the nurses station, drop anything I am doing to help out, or rage when anger takes over. It’s a place where everyone seems to love me. I once declared to the chief medical: The root of all anxiety is in the top right hand corner of an unlabeled progress note. He purposely wrote his note on a page with no label and danced it in front of my face to fuel my angst before he put the label on. He enjoys teasing me. I don’t mind the attention.

It’s the history of nursing that I love: we were once whores, or we were once saints, and I have been both.

It’s all of this and it’s much more than this but maybe I should save the totality of this profession love for a short novel. I can’t deny the emotional toll, but I wouldn’t want it any other way. My head can’t be right, but I am alright at the end of the night. I have laughed an innocent laugh while bagging dead bodies, and I have cried in the nurses station at shift change.

Yes, I love it. :heart: I love it so much I kinda feel guilty for writing about it!
 
jomar said:
Nurse! I been shot. It's a through and through, but *ugh* don't worry, just patch me up quick. I know who it was and got to *ugh* get back out there.

No, that's not my billy club, but thanks for asking.
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I think I will have to handle that club, you know--- to take it over to security, just while you are here in the hospital. :eek:

And you can't leave! Trauma is full for the night!
 
Do you still hide in the bathroom stall and rip holes in your pantyhose? I never heard something more endearing.
 
December said:
Do you still hide in the bathroom stall and rip holes in your pantyhose? I never heard something more endearing.
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Awwwa thank you. It's the best thing when you can admit something like that and not face total rejection!
I go through phases, I haven't worn nylons to work in a while.
 
sweepthefloor said:
Awwwa thank you. It's the best thing when you can admit something like that and not face total rejection!
I go through phases, I haven't worn nylons to work in a while.
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Rejection? Nah. It's those eccentric little nuances that make a regular, boring human being transform. Without quirks you're another sheep, with them you're vibrant, beautiful and timeless.
 
I hope you never stop writing about it. Your writing is fun, insightful, educational, inspirational and the best thing on Literotica.

Really, I think you should assemble parts of this thread into a book, with additional material. It would inspire a lot of people to become nurses, a lot of nurses to become better nurses, a lot of patients and doctors to better understand and appreciate nurses.

Your post about why you love the job is fabulous. It reminded me in ways of why I loved being a cop. I don't think I'd be a good nurse, wrong temperament, but I know enough about them to really appreciate a good one.

If I get sick, I want to go to your hospital. That is about as high and sincere as praise gets.
 
December said:
Rejection? Nah. It's those eccentric little nuances that make a regular, boring human being transform. Without quirks you're another sheep, with them you're vibrant, beautiful and timeless.
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It's not easy morphing into butterfly, but I enjoy it!

Thank you! :heart:
 
Balladeer08 said:
I hope you never stop writing about it. Your writing is fun, insightful, educational, inspirational and the best thing on Literotica.

Really, I think you should assemble parts of this thread into a book, with additional material. It would inspire a lot of people to become nurses, a lot of nurses to become better nurses, a lot of patients and doctors to better understand and appreciate nurses.

Your post about why you love the job is fabulous. It reminded me in ways of why I loved being a cop. I don't think I'd be a good nurse, wrong temperament, but I know enough about them to really appreciate a good one.

If I get sick, I want to go to your hospital. That is about as high and sincere as praise gets.
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Thank you so much! :heart: I am surely on the campaign for more nurses! I appreciate your appreciation. It's really made me feel pink today, and that is good for me.

I know not everyone has the temperament: it's like taking a beating and knowing when to beat someone else up on the playground.

I'd love to be your nurse, but hope at the same time you never get sick.

I can't imagine that it would be easy to be a police officer!
 
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