Hilarious Television

[subme01]

Watchin UK Boarder Force (trash tv) based in an airport. They're trying to make sure illegal workers don't get into the country. The customs officers stopped a guy from Australia and inspected his bags to find a load of fetish clothing inc gimp mask. They also found a Master/slave contract with phrases such as "The slave agrees to learn to like whatever the Master chooses." Best quote from the customs officer "I don't think it's a work contract."
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[reachedme]

I remember that it even made the prime time news here when the guy was stopped

 

[YourCaptor]

One more reason to stay away from that horrid island.

 

[reachedme]

One more reason to stay away from that horrid island.

are you talking about tha horid island England or that most awesome Australia

 

[YourCaptor]

are you talking about tha horid island England or that most awesome Australia

Horid island england.

I'm always down for kiwi sex.

 

[reachedme]

my god how do you confusse Oz for kiwi

 

[sexiskye]

my god how do you confusse Oz for kiwi

LOL

Thats funny

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Horid island england.

I'm always down for kiwi sex.

It's finally happened. I am offended at something that I have read on Lit.

 

[Kurokami]

It's finally happened. I am offended at something that I have read on Lit.

Speaking from the other side of the pond, Kiwi, I'm with you. That was just egregious.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Speaking from the other side of the pond, Kiwi, I'm with you. That was just egregious.

Do you think that we need counselling to get over the horror?

 

[Kurokami]

Do you think that we need counselling to get over the horror?

I think that we do. Preferably with licensed therapists that have very thick versions of our respective native accents. Mine shall wear one of those cork-hat dealies, and yours should... sit on a sheep or something? I dunno

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I think that we do. Preferably with licensed therapists that have very thick versions of our respective native accents. Mine shall wear one of those cork-hat dealies, and yours should... sit on a sheep or something? I dunno

Will yours do the Aussie wave?

Well as long as my therapy doesn't involve a blow up sheep then I will be fine. We could talk about fush and chups and pins and pens.

 

[sexiskye]

Don't forget the fush n chups

 

[subme01]

Hadn't anticipated that the post would bring out the Antipodean Litsters! Haven't seen too many of you around on the threads. Hi guys! And as for the Aussie/Kiwi accents, love 'em both.

 

[Kurokami]

Will yours do the Aussie wave?

Well as long as my therapy doesn't involve a blow up sheep then I will be fine. We could talk about fush and chups and pins and pens.

I'm sure mine will conduct the sessions while surfing, or something. And then we'd discuss shrimp, barbies, and intersections thereof

Hadn't anticipated that the post would bring out the Antipodean Litsters! Haven't seen too many of you around on the threads. Hi guys! And as for the Aussie/Kiwi accents, love 'em both.

G'day, mate *tips akubra*

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Hadn't anticipated that the post would bring out the Antipodean Litsters! Haven't seen too many of you around on the threads. Hi guys! And as for the Aussie/Kiwi accents, love 'em both.

Sorry subme lol, we both got a bit upset at being confused for each others country. Aussies and Kiwis have a love/hate relationship.

I love those Boarder Control programmes, its just amazing what some people think they can take with them and how upset they get when caught out.

I'm sure mine will conduct the sessions while surfing, or something. And then we'd discuss shrimp, barbies, and intersections thereof



G'day, mate *tips akubra*

Thats OK, we will be discussing the buring question of who the last person in NZ will be to move to Australia and where the light switch is for them to turn off