Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

ass... sort of.

http://s6.postimage.org/qgec9eqc1/2619380431_5477a351f3_b.jpg

 

[DeepRedLips]

http://s6.postimage.org/qgec9eqc1/2619380431_5477a351f3_b.jpg

I have a newfound appreciation of the Second Amendment.

Thank you.

 

[y=mx+b]

I have a newfound appreciation of the Second Amendment.

Thank you.

I'm kinda fond of the series personally. I mean... I'm no crazy rightwing "Guns... FUCK YEAH!" type of guy. All cards on the table I'm pretty goddamn left, borderline embarrassingly so. But I do have a particular love for firearms. So much so that my more conservative friends who want to hate me... can't.


So... guns...
http://s6.postimage.org/wjvwtbglt/2637479968_2f11171955_b.jpg]
............................................fuck yeah!

 

[y=mx+b]

and in other news...

painted the bathroom yesterday.

 

[y=mx+b]

it got a little warm.

 

[neci]

ass and paint. i am in heaven.

please. don't let me stop you from posting more.

 

[AG82]

it got a little warm.

Now open them both, switch between them, and it's like magic - shirt, no shirt, shirt, no shirt (yes, I am easily amused!)

 

[Vixxennn]

painted the bathroom yesterday.

Love a man that's handy around the house.

 

[y=mx+b]

Now open them both, switch between them, and it's like magic - shirt, no shirt, shirt, no shirt (yes, I am easily amused!)

as am I.
and because I'm also a big fan of convenience; well... here you go.

http://gickr.com/results4/anim_1aafd5bb-0b35-4c94-cd73-dba6827503aa.gif

 

[McKenna]

now are you talking the woodsy rough-and-tumble me, or the knife wielding rough-and-tumble me?

Yes.



However,



I think I like this gun-wielding you more than a knife-wielding you:

http://s6.postimage.org/qgec9eqc1/2619380431_5477a351f3_b.jpg

I'm prepping to do NaNoWriMo, and this photo has become fodder for my fictional fire.



It is exceptionally erotic.



Grazie.

 

[McKenna]

I'm kinda fond of the series personally. I mean... I'm no crazy rightwing "Guns... FUCK YEAH!" type of guy. All cards on the table I'm pretty goddamn left, borderline embarrassingly so. But I do have a particular love for firearms. So much so that my more conservative friends who want to hate me... can't.


So... guns...
http://s6.postimage.org/wjvwtbglt/2637479968_2f11171955_b.jpg]
............................................fuck yeah!

Strangely, the rifle does it for me more so than the handgun. <shrug>

 

[DeepRedLips]

Strangely, the rifle does it for me more so than the handgun. <shrug>

Not that size matters

 

[McKenna]

Not that size matters

Ha! Freudian slip?

 

[AG82]

as am I.
and because I'm also a big fan of convenience; well... here you go.

Just my kind of guy....

 

[SexyNSweet]

Yo! How YOU doin'?

Check it out....I'm painting my basement tomorrow! Freaky, huh?

That is all.

And yeah.....your fucking hot even when you simply paint the bathroom and do laundry, ffs.

 

[isseii]

http://s6.postimage.org/qgec9eqc1/2619380431_5477a351f3_b.jpg

Well FUCK YES! I picked a damn good time to check in. This is one of those so damn sexy it's running down my thighs type of pictures.

 

[ShaiGirl]

as am I.
and because I'm also a big fan of convenience; well... here you go.

http://gickr.com/results4/anim_1aafd5bb-0b35-4c94-cd73-dba6827503aa.gif

reminds me of: wax in, wax out
and the newer version: jacket on, jacket off

I am easily amused as well.

Have a great weekend, you hairy beast! (I say that with affection. )

 

[y=mx+b]

no sense having the rest of these take up valuable space on my hard drive...

 

[y=mx+b]

the end...

 

[shadysmurfette]

no sense having the rest of these take up valuable space on my hard drive...

the end...

1. You are one shirtless hot painter. Do you do housecalls? I think my walls want a nice thick coating

2. Are those headphone cords? I am curious.What type of music do you like? If you can move that sexy tush well then goodness

3. Mmmmmm

 

[y=mx+b]

1. You are one shirtless hot painter. Do you do housecalls? I think my walls want a nice thick coating

2. Are those headphone cords? I am curious.What type of music do you like? If you can move that sexy tush well then goodness

3. Mmmmmm

okay, I wasn't going to give in and respond to you so soon for reasons only you know why... but that there is a good line. I tip my hat to thee and offer you my services. My work is guaranteed and never finished until you feel all your walls have been sufficiently coated... and should you discover days, weeks, months or even years later that your walls have not been properly coated don't hesitate to call my free touch-up hotline.


2. Yes. I loath to be one of those generic jackholes that try to come off all impressively eclectic yet pragmatic about their choice in music and say "I like whatever... and listen to it all." But um... I kinda do. With the exception of new/modern country, pretty much all R&B... no... make that all R&B, and Christian music. Oh... and indie-hipster no-name bullshit music... not so much because the music sucks, but because their limp-wristed* self-important, art-fag, fuck-head fans grate on my nerves as much as the misguided anti-abortion dry-twat I-only-spill-my-seed-nocturnally-and-while-asleep-because-that's-when-Jesus-sleeps-so-it's-okay-unless-I-am-awake-then-I-weep-in-guilt-for-all-those-possible-lives-lost-in-the-kleenex-that-I-so-sinnfully-clutch-in-my-hand-Christians outside the Planned Parenthood grate on my nerves. Seriously... I rejoiced in the sorrow of all those skinny-jean wearing motherfuckers the day I saw and heard the NFL commercial set to that one Edward Sharpe song. I almost went and bought a can of PBR to pour on the ground for all those weeping anemic homeboys. But I though better of it and mailed it to my childhood friend's dad because that's the kind of beer he liked to drink when he snuffed his cigarettes out on his own arm.

fuck that went on longer than it should have... but you got me going and only have yourself to blame.

I don't even remember what #3 was but I think it was sex related so I'm simply going to say "Yes".

 

[y=mx+b]

Shit... I even forgot to clarify my use of the term "limp-wristed". I just wanted to make it clear that it wasn't, and isn't my intention to offend homosexuals. If I happened to do so I seek your forgiveness.

I also seek to cleans my mind of hipster faggotry. For those wishing to reclaim their masculinity (gay or straight) please feel free to join me as I watch this short (and in a way, oddly seasonal) video.

 

[AG82]

as I watch this short (and in a way, oddly seasonal) video.

Now that set my music mood for the day...and kind of reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOa527BjKhQ
To me it strikes the same moods...
(and yes I do realize you are most like thinking one of the following a) Get your own thread to ramble in or b) I don't give a shit what she thinks. ) Anyway here it is..if anyone cares. I highly recommend it!

 

[shadysmurfette]

Wonders how I am going to top myself? The fucking pressure.......
I watched the video. Alice Cooper would be so proud. However, as the clip progressed and I saw the fingernails of the lead singer and my pet peeve meter went off.:caning:
Oh yeah, wishing Y and everyone else a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
*So I made the effort a couple years back and went to an adult Halloween party. Wearing a zombie french maid outfit (bloody feather-duster included) sure made it easy for random guys to ask of a "spit polish and shine". I recall it was a fun night.*

 

[y=mx+b]

Warning?

not sure why I feel the need to give warning about the high potential of me going on a stream-of-concious free association bender. But I am. The time is nigh. A breaker has been tripped... I felt the shift... I sat here in quiet, thinking of how bring some sort of closure to this for the last half hour. My wife has since went to bed.
I thought I had some clarity left but I guess this mixed episode is I guess has already begun and all that is left is for me to go away.

when I return no one will be here.