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during that time I got to wondering if that was the problem testicle or if it was the other one. though it's been such a long time you would think I would remember. But then again, perhaps the pain was such that my brain was like... "okay asshole, I got more pressing matters at hand. Recording this shit down for you to give accurate report to invisible people through a technology that doesn't fucking exist yet is the least of my concerns. Now are you going to nut-up (oh yes I did say that fuckhead) this time and tell your mom your shit is fucked-up or are we going to end up losing that part of you."
 
Once again... happy to be in the right place at the right time to see the goods ;)
 
as am I... for you have given me splendid ideas of fanciful pleasure and wonderment to carry me off to sleep.

:rose:
 
in nut news...

they're hanging a bit low today.

edged myself until I began to feel stupid for wasting my time looking at porn. Was only about an hour, which is actually is nothing compared to the good ol' days... but I'm older thereby making time more valuable to me. I chose not to bring myself off thinking maybe I could incorporate my wife into the act later on tonight.

but yeah... hanging low, like doggy-style clit-slapping low.
 
And in actual fucking Nightly News News...

Brian Williams said "Money shot". On the air. Fucking awesome.
 
And since I have such little time to indulge my Lit habit, I was very shallow and only clicked your posts with pictures. I didn't even READ those...much less your ramblings, which I normally like to mull over a bit. My plan is to catch up eventually, but for now, I just wanted to make sure you were still your adorably hot sexy self.

I was pleased to see that you are. :heart:
 
I actually think he's sorta sexy.

I'd do him...is that weird?

Not weird at all. I'm pretty fond of him myself actually. Can't really picture me sucking his dick or he mine... but I get the impression we'd enjoy each other's company at a party. I will admit to recently wondering if he's got any kinks in the closet or under the bed. Reason being is that I cannot imagine him being too much (if at all) outside of the ordinary... but then again, those types are usually the kind who unintentionally kill themselves by autoerotic asphyxiation while waiting for their dom. to arrive, so who's to say? I do get the impression his oral skills on the ladies are fucking top-notch.

Oooo... I did just get an image of him in my head tit-slapping a woman. Fuck yeah!
 
And since I have such little time to indulge my Lit habit, I was very shallow and only clicked your posts with pictures. I didn't even READ those...much less your ramblings, which I normally like to mull over a bit. My plan is to catch up eventually, but for now, I just wanted to make sure you were still your adorably hot sexy self.

I was pleased to see that you are. :heart:


not shallow at all... shit... that's pretty much how I go through all the threads here on ampics. Fuck... being able to see the pics in ampics was the only goddamn reason I joined this fucking place. I don't give a fuck what anyone has to say... unless it's awesome shit about me or in response to some awesome shit I said.

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maybe it is a little shallow.


fuck it. who gives a fuck? We're all here for the tit's ass and cock. What anyone has to say about anything is secondary at best... which is why the fuck I'm surprised anyone but myself posts in this thread. Fuck-all love it when someone does, but long long gone are the days of logging into Lit. looking forward in hope that someone left a comment or responded to a pic I posted or something I wrote.

maybe a little part of me still looks forward to it.
 
well fuck me running. SnS... McKenna...

this is cause for celebration... and good reason to post these few odds and ends...
 
well fuck me running. SnS... McKenna...

this is cause for celebration... and good reason to post these few odds and ends...

You do clean up nice, but I prefer the more rough-and-tumble you. :heart: Oooh la la.
 
y=mx+b

Waves hello.

I have a thing for well made suits.
I also have a thing for sensual men.

Thanks for pics.

*Goes back to lurking again*
 
congratulations to neci_please_me for winning the y=mx+b choice porn pic of the day! The grand prize being recognition of the find and the photo being featured here on my thread... because I am cheap. and lazy.

but...
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/6247416869/1/tumblr_lmdcerH9Bv1ql1dvf
.......................................................................................................................................................fuck yeah!
 
congratulations to neci_please_me for winning the y=mx+b choice porn pic of the day! The grand prize being recognition of the find and the photo being featured here on my thread... because I am cheap. and lazy.

but...
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/6247416869/1/tumblr_lmdcerH9Bv1ql1dvf
.......................................................................................................................................................fuck yeah!

post your ass!
 
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