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I lied to myself when I said I wouldn't answer his calls. And of course he calls with: Can you interpret my blood work results for me?

I thought: I am not your fucking RN anymore, call your doctor! :mad: You are not paying me to think! You didn’t even beat my ass! You will never get my brain!

I answered: Your LDL is too high and your HDL is too low, the triglycerides are through the roof. If I were you: I'd start eating oatmeal, exercise more, get on fish oil, and speak with your primary care doctor.

He answered: They will put me on Lipitor!

I thought: While you are spending all your money on your women, find out if she will care for your six foot three, big boy BMI stroke waiting to happen. If she will not, you better bank your money for long term care. Peace out! You gave me nothing, and you can’t afford me mentally fool.
 
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I lied to myself when I said I wouldn't answer his calls. And of course he calls with: Can you interpret my blood work results for me?

I thought: I am not your fucking RN anymore, call your doctor! :mad: You are not paying me to think! You didn’t even beat my ass! You will never get my brain!

I answered: Your LDL is too high and your HDL is too low, the triglycerides are through the roof. If I were you: I'd start eating oatmeal, exercise more, get on fish oil, and speak with your primary care doctor.

He answered: They will put me on Lipitor!

I thought: While you are spending all your money on your women, find out if she will care for your six foot three, big boy BMI stroke waiting to happen. If she will not, you better bank your money for long term care. Peace out! You gave me nothing, and you can’t afford me mentally fool.
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...and he was not put on Viagra.
 
 
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