Mmm, I am RANK

[naughtycakes]

Lying in bed in my undies all day, or at least since I woke up around noonish. My legs hurt from all the dancing last night and the weather is shit outside so I got nowhere to go.

My armpits smell quite strong, that dank, rank goodness that deodorant masks. I hardly ever get to smell it, except on lazy days like this.

I think I'm going to try and get up in the next hour or so and make some soup.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lying in bed in my undies all day, or at least since I woke up around noonish. My legs hurt from all the dancing last night and the weather is shit outside so I got nowhere to go.

My armpits smell quite strong, that dank, rank goodness that deodorant masks. I hardly ever get to smell it, except on lazy days like this.

I think I'm going to try and get up in the next hour or so and make some soup.

Ha ha ha...I do this sometimes, too, after hanging out all night on a non-school day and lazing in the day afterwards. It makes taking showers to wash the funk off even more pleasant.

Can you smell your cooch, too? I know you must've been diddlin' in bed. That had to crank up the miasma a bit.

 

[where]

I love that armpit smell. and the kind of smell you get around balls and cunts when they have been fucked and then slept in. Deodorant is the work of the devil.

 

[naughtycakes]

Ha ha ha...I do this sometimes, too, after hanging out all night on a non-school day and lazing in the day afterwards. It makes taking showers to wash the funk off even more pleasant.

Can you smell your cooch, too? I know you must've been diddlin' in bed. That had to crank up the miasma a bit.

No diddling yet today... did some late night diddlin' in the pre-dawn hours before turning in. My cooch is quite rank, too, and bleeding like a stuck pig, haha... third day of my period. I went shopping yesterday with a tampon and pantyliner and bled right through my jeans.

I love that armpit smell. and the kind of smell you get around balls and cunts when they have been fucked and then slept in. Deodorant is the work of the devil.

I love that armpit smell, too... not too crazy about ball smell, though, must confess ;p

 

[redheadedtxn]

Depends on the person. I absolutely fucking LOVE the smell of TMWFM when he's stinky. I could just bury my face in his crotch for hours and inhale. I love licking his armpits, too.

 

[naughtycakes]

Depends on the person. I absolutely fucking LOVE the smell of TMWFM when he's stinky. I could just bury my face in his crotch for hours and inhale. I love licking his armpits, too.

Yeah, it does depend on the person, but I can't remember the last time I enjoyed the smell of sweaty balls in the morning.

 

[where]

No diddling yet today... did some late night diddlin' in the pre-dawn hours before turning in. My cooch is quite rank, too, and bleeding like a stuck pig, haha... third day of my period. I went shopping yesterday with a tampon and pantyliner and bled right through my jeans.



I love that armpit smell, too... not too crazy about ball smell, though, must confess ;p

try a mooncup. they hold more than a tampon.

ball smell is heaven. I fucking love it. especially that crease of skin at the top of the thighs....

fuck I need a big fucker.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No diddling yet today... did some late night diddlin' in the pre-dawn hours before turning in. My cooch is quite rank, too, and bleeding like a stuck pig, haha... third day of my period. I went shopping yesterday with a tampon and pantyliner and bled right through my jeans.

Ha ha! You're a gusher. I had an ex like that, too. Like on the first or second day we would fuck and me pulling out with her standing up would be like uncorking an upside-down bottle of vintage red for a vampire.

The blood smell mixed with sex and sweat was...pretty unique.

try a mooncup. they hold more than a tampon.

ball smell is heaven. I fucking love it. especially that crease of skin at the top of the thighs....

fuck I need a big fucker.

But there's a limit to the funk's attraction potency, right? How long would you go without washing? After two days, I can't stand myself. I'm thinking a pussy's gotta smell marginally better than a ballsack and taint after two days with no soap n' water.

 

[naughtycakes]

Ha ha! You're a gusher. I had an ex like that, too. Like on the first or second day we would fuck and me pulling out with her standing up would be like uncorking an upside-down bottle of vintage red for a vampire.

The blood smell mixed with sex and sweat was...pretty unique.



But there's a limit to the funk's attraction potency, right? How long would you go without washing? After two days, I can't stand myself. I'm thinking a pussy's gotta smell marginally better than a ballsack and taint after two days with no soap n' water.

Yeah, same here, two days is too long... If I don't shower tonight, I'll definitely shower first thing tomorrow. Usually I shower everyday, if not twice a day.

 

[where]

Ha ha! You're a gusher. I had an ex like that, too. Like on the first or second day we would fuck and me pulling out with her standing up would be like uncorking an upside-down bottle of vintage red for a vampire.

The blood smell mixed with sex and sweat was...pretty unique.



But there's a limit to the funk's attraction potency, right? How long would you go without washing? After two days, I can't stand myself. I'm thinking a pussy's gotta smell marginally better than a ballsack and taint after two days with no soap n' water.

two days for city living. three or four for countryside as long as there's no sex in that time.

 

[Soulen]

i can't be the only person a little disgusted by this thread. i just can't be.

 

[warrior queen]

I have a 'thing' about dead skin cells.
There is no way in hell I could lie around in my filth all day
So, no, you are not the only one grossed out by this thread.

 

[Soulen]

I have a 'thing' about dead skin cells.
There is no way in hell I could lie around in my filth all day
So, no, you are not the only one grossed out by this thread.

oh good. i was starting to think i was the weirdo for not wanting to hang out and sniff fuck sweat, ball gunk, pit stank and cunt clots.

 

[Wobnoid]

i can't be the only person a little disgusted by this thread. i just can't be.

You're not. It's no doubt honestly told and freely shared. The irony is that it's offered as a sexy postcard from the edge. No one's edging, but the bottom feeder and a newb or two in Milwaukee. Bathe fucker! Not a soul's gonna buy the pay per view. Foul fuck!

 

[Soulen]

You're not. It's no doubt honestly told and freely shared. The irony is that it's offered as a sexy postcard from the edge. No one's edging, but the bottom feeder and a newb or two in Milwaukee. Bathe fucker! Not a soul's gonna buy the pay per view. Foul fuck!

it's like every post i read from you requires a special decoder ring to read.

 

[Wobnoid]

it's like every post i read from you requires a special decoder ring to read.

There's no reason to tax yourself. There are much simpler reads here. You'll no doubt be happier with those reads. Would you like a list? Or better, a suggestion for someone to hold your hand? I love the trick. Is that OK?

 

[Soulen]

There's no reason to tax yourself. There are much simpler reads here. You'll no doubt be happier with those reads. Would you like a list? Or better, a suggestion for someone to hold your hand? I love the trick. Is that OK?

yes a list would be very helpful, thank you. and if you're suggesting someone to hold my hand i'd like to request a brunette.

 

[Wobnoid]

yes a list would be very helpful, thank you. and if you're suggesting someone to hold my hand i'd like to request a brunette.

As for the brunette, the rank one's probably still available. Might have bathed. The bottom feeder almost certainly is and usually comes with an added un asked-for creamy gift. It's become kind of a hallmark. They'll hold your hand, but they'll blab. The 'quiet list' is a PM thing...

 

[neci]

jungle rot makes me wild.

 

[drew4u4fun]

Lov it!

Enjoy a good, strong scent

 

[eyer]

Enjoy a good, strong scent

How 'bout an "un asked-for creamy gift", too?

 

[neci]

How 'bout an "un asked-for creamy gift", too?

ojo has a rank ass.

 

[eyer]

ojo azz smells of baby powder...

 

[naughtycakes]

You're not. It's no doubt honestly told and freely shared. The irony is that it's offered as a sexy postcard from the edge. No one's edging, but the bottom feeder and a newb or two in Milwaukee. Bathe fucker! Not a soul's gonna buy the pay per view. Foul fuck!

There's nothing ironic about my post, hun, whether you like it or find it foul.

 

[MeeMie]

i can't be the only person a little disgusted by this thread. i just can't be.

No, you're not alone.

The 'proud to stank' crowd thinks body odor is appealing.