things i deem thread worthy...

[blunt_trauma]

my boobs hurt. touching them is like poking a bruise.
today, as i bent over to pick up my bag, the top hook of my dress popped open and made the cashier smile.
this is what my boobs do.
a) hurt
b) escape
my only possible course of action was to eat cake for dinner.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I hate that (boobs hurting, I don't care if they pop out). They're like bruised volleyballs for about 2 days out of every month.

 

[blunt_trauma]

those are the two days a month that the cat will decide that pummelling on my boobs is a cute and affectionate thing to do.

 

[redheadedtxn]

those are the two days a month that the cat will decide that pummelling on my boobs is a cute and affectionate thing to do.

Of course. Kristi kitty does the same damn thing. Or maybe it's only those 2 days I notice it.

 

[torchthebitch]

Chocolate cake is good.

M&S do an apallingly decadent Caramel and Chocolate cake that is wonderful with vanilla ice-cream and drizzled with fresh cream.

Or rum.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Chocolate cake is good.

M&S do an apallingly decadent Caramel and Chocolate cake that is wonderful with vanilla ice-cream and drizzled with fresh cream.

Or rum.

I vote for the rum.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just cut my grass. That's not thread-worthy, but I felt like sharing.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

those are the two days a month that the cat will decide that pummelling on my boobs is a cute and affectionate thing to do.

Of course. Kristi kitty does the same damn thing. Or maybe it's only those 2 days I notice it.

Bestiality is forbidden per ToS.

 

[CandiCame]

I hate that (boobs hurting, I don't care if they pop out). They're like bruised volleyballs for about 2 days out of every month.

What's so special about those days? Do chicks have anti-boob hormones or something?

Also, won't eating cake just make your boobs bigger and thus MORE likely to escape?

mmm... cake...
mmm... boobies...

 

[where]

I like it when my tits feel painful and sore. it reminds me of when they were huge.

 

[Lancecastor]

I like it when my tits feel painful and sore. it reminds me of when they were huge.

When they were huge, I'm guessing your ass was small.

Karmic Shift

 

[butters]

my boobs hurt. touching them is like poking a bruise.
today, as i bent over to pick up my bag, the top hook of my dress popped open and made the cashier smile.
this is what my boobs do.
a) hurt
b) escape
my only possible course of action was to eat cake for dinner.

*nods*
no other option, really.

 

[butters]

Chocolate cake is good.

M&S do an apallingly decadent Caramel and Chocolate cake that is wonderful with vanilla ice-cream and drizzled with fresh cream.

Or rum.

drop the or...

 

[1sickbastard]

I agree.

Your boobs are totally threadworthy.

Yours also RedheadedTexan (& Chipbutty, Kybele and the rest of you Lit ladies).

Please, post all you care to about your boobs.
And do be so kind as to include pictures.

Thank you.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dolf has nice tits.

The udders you mentioned by name are cows.

 

[1sickbastard]

Dolf has nice tits.

The udders you mentioned by name are cows.

having never seen them, I reserve the right to form my own conclusions

 

[girlsmiley]

my boobs hurt. touching them is like poking a bruise.
today, as i bent over to pick up my bag, the top hook of my dress popped open and made the cashier smile.

Don't remind me. Drama queen.

 

[slave_]

What's so special about those days? Do chicks have anti-boob hormones or something?

Cysts do this. Cysts in the breasts will swell and hurt depending on the time of month, usually before one's period. I used to be able to tell what time of the month it was by poking my breasts. Closer to my period... I would barely poke them and I would let out an audible "OW".

Cysts are common and usually do not pose a threat.

 

[Ishmael]

When they were huge, I'm guessing your ass was small.

Karmic Shift

I've noticed that phenomena as well. In my youth I thought it was just an optical illusion.

Ishmael

 

[cjh]

I deem a budweiser longneck within spitting distance of a miked upright bass threadworthy.

 

[1sickbastard]

I deem a budweiser longneck within spitting distance of a miked upright bass threadworthy.

I 2nd that!

 

[blunt_trauma]

i woke up with a cold.
that is threadworthy too.

 

[warrior queen]

For the first time in 3 months, every member of my household is healthy (if you discount my broken elbow!) No colds, no flu, no coughing, no snot.
That is definitely thread-worthy!

 

[blunt_trauma]

three months??
i blame your family's weedy immune systems on your ocd cleaning.
and which that, i'm ignoring the dust.

 

[Ishmael]

three months??
i blame your family's weedy immune systems on your ocd cleaning.
and which that, i'm ignoring the dust.

There is a former litster with a PhD in the medical research field that happens to agree with you. It was her feeling that the OCD compulsion with dirt/bacteria etc. that has led to no early childhood challenges to the immune system that has led to the near epidemic instances of things like asthma in the modern societies.

I hope she continues with her research in that area.

Ishmael