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Dear Corbal Thread:
I have missed you terribly. Just wanted to drop by and say hello, and to check in on everyone. It is apparently the end of the world in parts of the USA, so hoping that y'all are safe and sound.
Love, ella:heart:
 
monsterrdude said:
Fuck you, you pathetic loser fuckwad piece of shit. Let me get this straight: You’re gonna stir up a buncha third-party horseshit because you’re lacking the mental capacity to run a tape-measure and a fucking utility knife? Really? So, is this a lame ass excuse to hide your laziness, or are you really just a talking monkey? I realize not everyone has been taught how to read a tape measure, but it isn’t exactly rocket science. You don’t have to know that the third little mark is 3/16; all you have to do is count to three. Okay, you’ll obviously have to do it twice, but is that really such a mind-fuck? Helpful tip: that longer line in the middle that looks like it splits the inch in half? I have no idea where they came up with the name, but that one is called ½. Utility knife (box-knife ;) )? Again, not so complicated. Yes, it’s childproof, and I understand how frustrated you must be that the little button won’t slide forward in the slot like it sure looks like it should. Push down, then slide forward, Champ.

You know, it took me years to figure out how the fuck you ever managed to get your shoes tied. Don’t wear shoes with laces, do you? I’ve never seen any, which explains a helluva lot. So stick it right up your ass, you fucktard douche-bag dumber than a box of rocks waste of fucking skin. Incidentally, I don’t need a daily reminder that someone pissed in your gene pool, but I do both recognize and sympathize with the pathetic sense of empowerment it gives you. See you tomorrow, Sport!

Oh yeah. Your mom called, demanding to know how I found out you were shat out like a turd. It was just a lucky guess, I swear. Noone told me. Hell, I always thought butthole babies were just a myth. :eek:





Thanks for lettin' me vent, fuckers. :D Saying it out loud would fuck up my happy, even if I didn't just snap and stomp the loser's guts out. ;)

Hi Corbal. Hi Day. :eek: :rose:
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I think this guy musta worked for me before.......it was a limited engagement, for sure!
 
blade_rocknut said:
I think this guy musta worked for me before.......it was a limited engagement, for sure!
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I keep hoping they find a cure for stupid :rolleyes:


And here's another stalk for Corbal, but there's more to it than meets the eye ;)
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I think you'll find this Ella-gant pic is full of Sunshine, with a whole lot of Shady. Yep, looks like a beautiful Day. The flowers are for you, Dear :cool:
 
My dearest Corbal,

Just tiptoeing in to give you a "two trunks up" salute on your signature photo, and your currrent AV. You are as lovely and tempting as always, and I miss you terribly, you skittle loving, sock-wearing hottie, you!!!

And to Daymaker: I miss lurking around giggling at your posts...I hope you are doing well there in your corner of the world.

(((hugs))) to you both, and seriously....miss youse. Lots. :rose::kiss::rose:
 
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