The lovecraft68/sr71plt catfight thread

[MyOtherName]

This thread of for lovecraft68 and sr71plt to have their catfights in.

Nobody else needs to post here.

 

[lovecraft68]

This thread of for lovecraft68 and sr71plt to have their catfights in.

Nobody else needs to post here.

Oh wow you weren't kidding! A thread named after me, how exciting even if I have to share it.

See the problem here is that SR and myself only pick at the comments we make on other random topics.

Others have to be involved otherwise we will just sit around here and ignore each other.

Still a nice thought though. Thanks Blondie.

 

[mynameisben]

Oh wow you weren't kidding! A thread named after me, how exciting even if I have to share it.

See the problem here is that SR and myself only pick at the comments we make on other random topics.

Others have to be involved otherwise we will just sit around here and ignore each other.

Well put, lovecraft. Although, I believe SR could have said it much better.

 

[lovecraft68]

Well put, lovecraft. Although, I believe SR could have said it much better.

Shit stirrer!

 

[D_Lynn]

This thread of for lovecraft68 and sr71plt to have their catfights in.

Nobody else needs to post here.

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[kitkat88]

Really "LC", are you proud of yourself now?

This from a guy who makes fun of people who argue on facebook.

 

[pellso27]

shame, this had a lot of potential

 

[Guest]

We at ScouriesWorld are willing to do our part - we'll quite happily contribute these morsels from the A.I.R. Thread. Enjoy...

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

417

What does it matter? it's not a real contest anyways. Are you going to gripe over getting the boot in something that doesn't even exist?

422

You mean the contest that you couldn't pull a nomination out of? Even in your chosen category? Hell if you can't rise above the amateur hacks you claim to be on this site then it doesn't say much for you does it?

You're just such an ego maniac that you can't stand to lose even a contest that isn't real. And don't tell me it doesn't matter to you because you just took a minute to explain it to me.

428

Jeez that's a lot of words must have hit a nerve. Let's clarify a couple of things. First off you're the only person I bash cause I think your a jerk.

Second of all I have never voted on one of your stories because I have never read one. I have NEVER trolled anyone, not you, not anyone. I have never left a vote lower than a 4. If I think the story sucked I leave it alone.

I have different views than you on writing in general (I can let a lot of shit slide that probably drives you crazy due to your profession) and also I try to take into account that whether I liked it or not the author put some work into it and are more than likely proud of it. I unlike you do not like squashing people's hopes. If they want to delude themselves they can. I don't need to be the person who pops their bubble.

I am sure that you may receive some one votes from the numerous friends you made here but I am not one of them. I get a lot of one bombs, partly the incest trolls, partly my own winning personality on the posts, but I certainly wouldn't think you would do it.

On my nomination? Yeah for the record I have been pretty sure since before the thing finally started that I am competing for number 2. Jaz Cullen is very popular and writes in a very popular category. Won't stop me from wanting to win because I think second place is another word for loser, but what happens happens.

And please do me a favor. In my memory I remember mentioning that I was surprised a bunch of people nominated me back in Jan. (okay the first few,once I knew I plugged it on my home page.) I have mentioned I was excited about it.

Now go find my "vote for Mark post" I want to see it. I posted on the discussion thread yesterday or the day before and plugged a story I would like to see win. Not myself. I also have voted on every category. I did not vote for myself in mine just like I don't vote my own stories

If I wanted to be shameless I could post the link in my sig like I saw someone do last year.

I'm digressing. MY point is this is obviously a bogus contest run my lit's resident snake oil salesman and your miffed you think he let you in to ban you from it. Who cares?

http://rainbow-reviews.com/book-covers/imetamanare.jpg​

418

What? You didn't manage to slip a plug for your annual contest nomination into this message? You're slipping. Here, I'll do it for you.

Well, it's because he's going to come back and pretend that I circumvented some sort of contest rule (that I've publicly agreed with him on), and a few dimwits like you will take what he posts at face value--as you apparently are already doing with his posts.

425

Yeah, that one. The one I didn't bother with--and certainly didn't enter. Because, it's not a real contest. The "contest" being discussed here is Scouries's fake contest. Are you suggesting that I believe in that one?

The contest you are plugging yourself for (while knocking me for self-advertising in your typical two-faced way) is one where you are in a phase I was in a couple of years ago. I got nominated in multiple categories a couple of years in a row, and obtained the same result that you're likely to have (and, in fact, have already whined about). As you note in your whine on another thread, I could see that the voting is organized enough along kaffee-klatsch lines to have little or nothing to do, really, with the story. So, the second year when I was nominated, I declined.

(And, actually, if you bother to look into this year's discussions, you'll see that I was nominated this year too--as one of Freddie's jokes--and promptly declined.)

I don't claim to write stories the general reading tastes here celebrate in droves, although I do sit on top of the weekly and thirty-day "popular author" list on the GM page consistently and the "today" list frequently. Also I have dedicated trolls--folks like you--who religiously vote on my stories. We'll call that the "Freddie" syndrome--which I've consistently agreed with him was happening to his stories.

I've never considered that I write for the general tastes enough, or am prepared to campaign enough, or cheat enouth to win contests. With your one-note samba, it's not likely you'll have much better success. The difference is that I recognized that years ago and you're too new here and too taken with yourself to figure that out for yourself yet. But then even when I was hopeful, I didn't campaign on the forum for myself--and I certainly didn't slam other posters for advertising their writings like you have done in multiple ugly posts about me.

Of course I advertise here. I'm extensively published and naturally am promoting that. You would too if you had much of anything to advertise. And it pays off well enough to continue despite your jealous harrassment. Of course, mine seems more evident than your self-advertising because I have so much more to advertise than you do.

You seem just about ripe to explode, guy. About time for another one of your Freddiesk ugly personal attack diatribes, isn't it?

429

As you posted (and posted and posted and posted).

 

[lovecraft68]

We at ScouriesWorld are willing to do our part - we'll quite happily contribute these morsels from the A.I.R. Thread. Enjoy...

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

417

422

428

http://rainbow-reviews.com/book-covers/imetamanare.jpg​

418

425

429

Thanks "Gabby" you're all heart.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

If there is one person who stirs up more shit, who causes more problems with more people, and who attacks everyone, it's Sr71plt.

No one is safe from the misery that he vomits. He dislikes everything and everybody.

I'd like to see Sr71plt banned from the site.

He's an angry, old man. It's time to go, Todd. Leave. Beat it. Scram. Get lost. Get the Hell outta here. Don't let the door hit you in the ass and don't come back.

No one likes you, Todd. No one. Even your mother wrote me to tell me that you were a mistake, an accident of birth, and she wanted to abort you, but your father wanted the son, kind of, not really, that he never had and still doesn't have.

You so disappointed your father wearing women's clothes.

Your sister hates you. Your brother won't talk to you. Your cat peed on your leg. Your goldfish committed suicide. Girl Scouts won't come to your door to sell you cookies and trick or treaters avoid your house. What more proof do you want, when even Santa Claus won't deliver you orange peels?

Your hairstylists talks behind your back about you and it's not good. Your dentist makes fun of you. Your doctor avoids you. Your mailman will no longer deliver your mail. Your priest makes the sign of the cross, every time he sees you out and about. It's not good, Todd.

You've killed all the flowers in everyone's garden, just by walking by them. Nonetheless, go outside. Get a life. Get away from the computer. Stop posting your misery. I'm embarrassed for you. Are you trying to break a record? You have nearly 20,000 posts and they are all negative, nasty, and mean.

It's time to make a friend, Todd, just one friend. Do something nice for someone. I know it may hurt your face, but smile. Try a grin, first. If you're in too much pain, try a grimmace. Eventually, your grimmace will turn into a smile, kind of, not really, but it's worth a try.

Listen, I have an idea. This weekend, go out for a sail. I heard it's supposed to be a bit windy where you live (lol), but you'll be fine.

Trust me, I'll let the Coast Guard know that you're out in the hurricane...Monday. Don't worry. You'll be fine.

If you don't sail, take a tour of New York. Go stand on the tallest part of the Statue of Liberty. It will be fun.

Now go!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Fuck off! Sr71plt has more right then you! At least he writes good stories.

 

[lovecraft68]

Fuck off! Sr71plt has more right then you! At least he writes good stories.

Of course he does. He'll tell you that himself.

And manners dear manners. This is a writing site use your creativity to find a better way to say "fuck off" it's so unoriginal.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Well, SuperHeroRalph spent so much time and creativity on his mess of bile that it's kinda creepy. At least when I hate someone, I tell them to fuck off, not make a long creepy list of reasons why a mildly annoying person should commit suicide

 

[driphoney]

. . . . people, and who attacks everyone, it's Sr71plt.

No one is safe from the misery that he vomits. He dislikes everything and everybody.

I'd like to see Sr71plt banned from the site.

He's an angry, old man. It's time to go, Todd. Leave. Beat it. Scram. Get lost. Get the Hell outta here. Don't let the door hit you in the ass and don't come back.

No one likes you, Todd. No one. Even your mother wrote me to tell me that you were a mistake, an accident of birth, and she wanted to abort you, but your father wanted the son, kind of, not really, that he never had and still doesn't have.

You so disappointed your father . . .

Your sister hates you. Your brother won't talk to you. Your cat peed on your leg. Your goldfish committed suicide. Girl Scouts won't come to your door to sell you cookies and trick or treaters avoid your house. What more proof do you want, when even Santa Claus won't deliver you orange peels?

This font . . . this writing style . . . hmmm. Seems vaguely familiar.

 

[driphoney]

Of course he does. He'll tell you that himself.

And manners dear manners. This is a writing site use your creativity to find a better way to say "fuck off" it's so unoriginal.

But you have to admit, there's a certain "punch" in the crudeness. It's in-your-face, like a well-placed sentence fragment.

 

[sr71plt]

Umm, sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this performance thread. I've been busy posting announcements on actual productivity.

Reality really can suck, can't it?

 

[driphoney]

Umm, sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this performance thread. I've been busy posting announcements on actual productivity.

Reality really can suck, can't it?

Well, I'm glad you made an honorary appearance on your very own shared thread.

 

[sr71plt]

Well, I'm glad you made an honorary appearance on your very own shared thread.

Well, if I didn't have new books to advertise I'd never sink to this level, of course.

 

[mynameisben]

Umm, sorry that I haven't been keeping up with this performance thread. I've been busy posting announcements on actual productivity.

Reality really can suck, can't it?

Well put, SR. Although, I believe Lovecraft could have said it much better.

 

[TE999]

This thread of for lovecraft68 and sr71plt to have their catfights in.

Nobody else needs to post here.

Hee, hee, hee, what refreshing naivete. Around here this is the equivalent of placing signs saying 'No bicycle riding or skateboarding' on a mall sidewalk.

 

[sr71plt]

Well put, SR. Although, I believe Lovecraft could have said it much better.

But it would take him forty chapters to do it.

 

[sr71plt]

. . . and they'd be really whiny chapters, riddled with mispellings

 

[sr71plt]

. . . and before it was over, his sister would have a really, really sore bum.

 

[JackLuis]

Seriously? LMAO

 

[lovecraft68]

Well, if I didn't have new books to advertise I'd never sink to this level, of course.

12,000 words is not a book or a novel, it is a short story.