Dear Litster...

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Selfish BISH,

I think it's horribly mean for you to be wasting your time here, teasing all the boys, when you know that I'm quite literally starving!

So, like - make me some scrambled eggs, sausages! Pancakes with strawberries & whipped cream. Oh, and maybe some home-made hash browns. Coffee, 1 sugar, 1 cream. And, like - some apple juice. Mmmkay?

*cracks da hoochie whip*

Yours in hunger,
T :x

Dear Mine in Hunger,

You're a demanding Hooch!!!!!!!!!!!




And I'm not teasing all the boys

 

[Tiarra]

Dear Mine in Hunger,

You're a demanding Hooch!!!!!!!!!!!




And I'm not teasing all the boys

Dear non-breakfast-makin' BISH,

It's just ONE more reason why you lurrrve me so!

Your Tummy-Growlin' Litster,
T :x

(Okay, not all the boys. Just most of the boys! )

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear non-breakfast-makin' BISH,

It's just ONE more reason why you lurrrve me so!

Your Tummy-Growlin' Litster,
T :x

(Okay, not all the boys. Just most of the boys! )

Dear Tummy-Growlin' Litster,

Get your ass down here............and we'll go find food together.

and NOT any boys.

Signed,

hungry litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

uhm... I think the appropriate answer would have been "yes" or "no". Please go back and fill in the correct box.

OK. The answer is Yes. I definitely cook. I'm starting to think of myself as a Foodie...if that's short for food entrepreneur.

 

[Cleardiamond]

Dear post crazy litster...

you are on my LAST FUCKING NERVE..

signed.. moderately annoyed litster

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Litster

Thank you for being there for me, and understanding what's going on at the moment.

I won't forget

Me.

 

[hungdavid]

Dear Litster

Thank you for being there for me, and understanding what's going on at the moment.

I won't forget

Me.

"I wont forget me.?" That's being a little self-centered, isn't it, sweetheart.?

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear Litster,

You know where to find me.

Will be patiently waiting Litster.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Litster,

You know where to find me.

Will be patiently waiting Litster.

Dear patiently waiting Litster,

You mean you still haven't gotten that laundry done????

Smart ass litster

 

[RP519]

Dear Litster I'm in a scene with,

As always, I'm on pins and needles to read your reply, and hope you've liked mine

Signed, the one you chose to be a harem girl for

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Soon, I hope to make you laugh and put you at ease, the stress disappearing to wherever stress goes... in the meantime, remember that I am here for you... always here for you.

Yours, your C. Litster.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dear patiently waiting Litster,

You mean you still haven't gotten that laundry done????

Smart ass litster

Dear Smart Ass Litster,

Nope. Not all of it anyway.

I'm waiting for reinforcements. It's gone rogue on me again.

Very afraid Litster.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Smart Ass Litster,

Nope. Not all of it anyway.

I'm waiting for reinforcements. It's gone rogue on me again.

Very afraid Litster.

Very Afraid Litster,

come here, and I'll protect you........as long as you protect me from mine.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Very Afraid Litster,

come here, and I'll protect you........as long as you protect me from mine.

We shall cower in the corner together. You get the Spray n Wash, I'll get the Spray Starch.

 

[highlandlassie224]

Dear Pylonocowmania Litster,

I do miss your amusing banter. Business must be booming. All over Europe. Don't forget about Helen and her wheeled garment carrier with telescopic handle.

xx The face that launched a thousand doodads.

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear 4 Hours South of Here Litster,

You must know that when I see your posts, it makes me smile. I can see how happy you are and the reason why you are so cheery. I knew you had it in you to open up to someone, you just needed the right kind of 'push' Your energy and emotions spill into your posts and shows the world what I knew all along. You are a good man. And you deserve all of the happiness you are receiving.

You were one of only a few that I never regretted getting to know, or letting in.

I am so glad you found what makes your heart smile.

Not Far from the Interstate Litster.

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Sick Mulette Litster...

Sorry you had a rough day today. Wish I was there to hold you and feed you hot chicken noodle soup.....

Wrapping big furry hooves around you Mule Litster

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dear not-so-bouncy litster,

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. And that you're not properly appreciated. Can we all just agree that some people appreciate you?

I hope you feel better, and have a better day today. We need to talk soon.

Aware Litster

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear 'merrycan Litsters,
please take the best care of him,
Me.



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Dear... You,
You.
Just you.
And you know what.
Me.

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear 'merrycan Litsters,
please take the best care of him,
Me.



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Dear... You,
You.
Just you.
And you know what.
Me.

Dear You,

Who?

Me.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear You,

Who?

Me.

Dear you,
not you ,
Me.

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear you,
not you ,
Me.

Dear you,

Thank God, I was starting to worry...

Me.

 

[Cleopatra]

Dear works-too-hard,

I'm officially giving you the week off to come down and see me. They can fend for themselves, and I need to drink coffee with you on the porch.

Love,

The other works-too-hard.

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Songbird in black with a splash of colour Litster.

Soooooo thinking of little you, keep bouncing goaty :kiss

Your Dragon Litster

 

[arnoldlane84]

You... yes, you.

You know me... I meant what I said in the best possible way. I know it's there, I've seen evidence it exists. That it's well hidden is probably a good thing, on the balance of things.

I don't do 'brave' when it comes to the dentist, I think on that scale you'll find me somewhere much closer to 'terrified'. But thank you anyway for the half-anaesthetised smiles this afternoon

Now Grinning Properly Litster