Goodbye my lovelies

[Lord_Steve]

Headline: Steve Says Sayonara, Spews Saccharine Speeches before Subsiding Silently into the Sorrowful Sea; Various Voluptuous Vixens Velociously Veer their Volkswagons into Vacant Vaccaries in grief upon the departure of the Virile, Voluble and Vulpine Viator.


It has been enormously fun to sit around ye olde slutfire and toast subs on long sticks over the coals and compare e-dongs with lovers of turgid horrorprose but the time has come to move on.

I just wanted to express my appreciation (honestly, no foolin') for the love and humor yall have shown. I hope you enjoyed my humble poems and fragments as much as I enjoyed writing them. I spent no more than five minutes or so on any of them, so I hope you remember them as I intended, as transient and flawed but brightly shining gems on the crown of your imagination.
Or something! I had a better, sensical metaphor to go there but, well, sic gloria transit mundi.

I'll stick around for a little bit, in my vanity, to answer any last questions or closely read any last comments. You've been a wonderful audience.

 

[satindesire]

Headline: Steve Says Sayonara, Spews Saccharine Speeches before Subsiding Silently into the Sorrowful Sea; Various Voluptuous Vixens Velociously Veer their Volkswagons into Vacant Vaccaries in grief upon the departure of the Virile, Voluble and Vulpine Viator.


It has been enormously fun to sit around ye olde slutfire and toast subs on long sticks over the coals and compare e-dongs with lovers of turgid horrorprose but the time has come to move on.

I just wanted to express my appreciation (honestly, no foolin') for the love and humor yall have shown. I hope you enjoyed my humble poems and fragments as much as I enjoyed writing them. I spent no more than five minutes or so on any of them, so I hope you remember them as I intended, as transient and flawed but brightly shining gems on the crown of your imagination.
Or something! I had a better, sensical metaphor to go there but, well, sic gloria transit mundi.

I'll stick around for a little bit, in my vanity, to answer any last questions or closely read any last comments. You've been a wonderful audience.

Why are you leaving?

 

[Etoile]

This will not do!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

*sniffle*

 

[rekane]

Oh for fuck's sake...

You are making me post while I am on vacation, on my damn phone.

You don't have to leave! You can stick around and lurk.
It would be nice knowing you are out there, watching, ready to swoop in at any moment. Like Batman, or people who believe Lit is a subversive group and hide behind the Patriot Act, monitoring our kinks.

There was a LordSteve shaped hole in our boards before - you just can't leave us without your awesome.

 

[TarevaChine]

Another vote for you staying! I love reading your posts. They always make me laugh. What do we have to do.....get on our knees and beg......

Oh for fuck's sake...

You are making me post while I am on vacation, on my damn phone.

Rekane: I don't know why, but this had me laughing out loud.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Aw you guys!

this is just like the end of Free Willy (c) dreamworks entertainment when the whale swims out to sea to frolick with his whalefriends! actually I haven't seen that movie since I was 8 so I'm just assuming that's how it ends. make sense.

I am the whale in this metaphor.

I'm just incredibly busy with work and I'm going back to school soon, which entails a whole 'nother hassle and a half. I'm not deleting my account or anything (can you even do that?) so maybe after things have settled I will resurrect. you know, like that one guy, in the cave and stuff.

 

[satindesire]

Aw you guys!

this is just like the end of Free Willy (c) dreamworks entertainment when the whale swims out to sea to frolick with his whalefriends! actually I haven't seen that movie since I was 8 so I'm just assuming that's how it ends. make sense.

I am the whale in this metaphor.

I'm just incredibly busy with work and I'm going back to school soon, which entails a whole 'nother hassle and a half. I'm not deleting my account or anything (can you even do that?) so maybe after things have settled I will resurrect. you know, like that one guy, in the cave and stuff.

So you're not really leaving Lit, you're just taking a hiatus for school?

Whew.

ETA:

I'm really glad you're not leaving. I liked you so much I quoted you in my signature. That doesn't happen to just any regular jag-off, you know.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I was re-reading my original thread the other day and reminiscing about the good times and other, more ridiculous good times, and I got to the point where that one guy challenged me to post a picture, no doubt with the intention of exposing me as the Fat Internet Nerd I doubtless am.

I've already posted pictures of my ladyfriend (pretending she was me) and myself (albiet very, very out of focus and obscured by mspaint scribbles), but nothing to firmly rebuke that claim.

Since you guys have made me feel like the prettiest girl at the dance, here are some pictures of me to tide you over until if and when I resume posting here, taken from an absurd photoshoot of my new tattoo

http://i.imgur.com/lR5nN.jpg
This is what happens when you let my friend loose on the photo-effects. Truly a cautionary tale for us all.

oops i've lost the rest I'll post more upon the morrow!

 

[Etoile]

I was re-reading my original thread the other day and reminiscing about the good times and other, more ridiculous good times, and I got to the point where that one guy challenged me to post a picture, no doubt with the intention of exposing me as the Fat Internet Nerd I doubtless am.

I've already posted pictures of my ladyfriend (pretending she was me) and myself (albiet very, very out of focus and obscured by mspaint scribbles), but nothing to firmly rebuke that claim.

Since you guys have made me feel like the prettiest girl at the dance, here are some pictures of me to tide you over until if and when I resume posting here, taken from an absurd photoshoot of my new tattoo

http://i.imgur.com/lR5nN.jpg
This is what happens when you let my friend loose on the photo-effects. Truly a cautionary tale for us all.

oops i've lost the rest I'll post more upon the morrow!

Now that is a hot picture. You're totally invisible, just this black void, and then rising up out of it is THE POWER OF LORD STEVE. Like out of nowhere, your head and one arm and then this other thing that might be an arm but the void is kind of taking it over so I'm not really sure. But anyway, you clearly have some otherworldly power that is going to smack us all down, because you can defeat the motherfucking VOID.

I'd like to share with everybody my favorite Lord Steve quote OF ALL TIME:

gonna minecraft that ass til i hit lapis lazuli giiirl

 

[YourCaptor]

Now that is a hot picture. You're totally invisible, just this black void, and then rising up out of it is THE POWER OF LORD STEVE. Like out of nowhere, your head and one arm and then this other thing that might be an arm but the void is kind of taking it over so I'm not really sure. But anyway, you clearly have some otherworldly power that is going to smack us all down, because you can defeat the motherfucking VOID.

I'd like to share with everybody my favorite Lord Steve quote OF ALL TIME:

gonna minecraft that ass til i hit lapis lazuli giiirl

Actually a true void does not exist as all space is filled with subatomic particles, even if they only exist for minuscule moments at a time.

The more you know.

 

[Etoile]

Actually a true void does not exist as all space is filled with subatomic particles, even if they only exist for minuscule moments at a time.

The more you know.

You are destroying my smoov moves with Lord Steve!!