The Authors' Hangout Summer Lovin' Contest 2011 Support Thread

[Darkniciad]

And, another denial to the dancing monkey.

Welcome to the one and only OFFICIAL Literotica Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Oh I want to read more fairytale mash ups!! I'm sure there will be no problem with inspiration.

 

[litfan10]

Oh I want to read more fairytale mash ups!! I'm sure there will be no problem with inspiration.

 

[scouries]

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. Mr. BOSTONbut not BFW

..I died 2 years ago... my murderer just burped up 3 more stories, just this morning for the Summer Lovin' contest

It sounds easy doesn’t it? Just murder somebody and take over his identity. Of course there’s an epidemic of identity theft in America these days. But you and susieQ took it to the next level didn’t you? Kill the person whose identity your stealing.

You probably thought it would be easy. WTF, who’d report you if you killed some old guy who had no family. But you two criminals made two mistakes – one, freddie though old and unmarried, had friends all over the World, including two on South Beach. Friends who’d quickly discover your nefarious crime.

And two, you thought that the two of you could produce written works that his faithful readers wouldn’t recognize as “fake freddies”. You believed that with our old friend’s notes and computers and passwords that you could seamlessly assume his mantle of greatness. That by bribing and then using the “babs” of this LITEROTICA world, weak needy elderly ladies willing to grasp any straw, that your corruption would never be exposed. You believed that if you could fool the likes of the dumb texan, misshick and darkboy, three of the least astute people on the site, and have them back your claims, that somehow their parroting would legitimize your claims.

Talk about dumb! DUMB … DUMB … DUMB! And I’m not talking about our three site numskulls here, I’m talking about you and susieQ.

Having absolutely no background in either reading or writing, the two of you didn’t realize that every word an author writes is like a personal signature. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence knew immediately that the slew of unedited 800 word stories that first susieQ and now you have flooded the site with are not even distantly related to the wonderful prose that the true BOSTONFICTIONWRITER treated us too for so many years. I’d suggest that you read one of freddies stories and then compare it to something of yours but I’ve come to understand you’re simply not capable of discerning between great and awful. If we were talking music you’d be described as having a tin ear.

You simply don’t get it! I’ve tried to help by suggesting you have your stories edited. You’ve refused! Of course a mere editing of your stories won’t make them best sellers but at least they might make them marginally passable for the lower end of LITEROTICA’S reading public.

You’re ruining the THEMED contests by your actions! Just as you’ve tried to ruin the SURVIVOR contest. I’m asking you little ralphie, even begging you, to, for once in your life, consider someone besides yourself. To consider the collective community that is LITEROTICA before you ruin another contest.

Okay, enter your one MOMMY INCEST story in the contest, heck, even throw in a couple more of your 800 word INCEST offerings, but please STOP THERE! Enter the rest of your SURVIVOR output in the normal, accepted way. Put your stories in the regular queue.

Do not continue to destroy the contest for our readers. Act like a man for once!
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[michchick98]

Talk about dumb! DUMB … DUMB … DUMB! And I’m not talking about anyone other than yours truly.

I have absolutely no background in either reading or writing.

You simply don’t get it! I’ve tried to find help.

I'm ruining the THEMED contests with my incessant whining.

Okay, I'll enter a MOMMY INCEST story in the contest, heck, I'll even throw in a few extra, since that's all I can write anyway!

Do not worry, I'll continue to destroy the contest for our readers. And it's no use, I can't act like a man!

james r scouries esq.
Multiple FAKE CONTEST AWARD winner

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[EmeraldKitten]

I hope everyone is working hard! lol.
I need more hours in the day to get everything accomplished.
It's coming along though, slowly but surely.

 

[dave110256]

I have a story ready to go, just hoping to find an editor before the entry date to look it over for me. Never used an editor, but will this time.

 

[TxRad]

I have a story ready to go, just hoping to find an editor before the entry date to look it over for me. Never used an editor, but will this time.

You can learn a lot from a good editor. Check over on the editors forum and good luck.

 

[loganforester]

It's been a very long time, but I might just dip my toes in the contest water again. We'll see how my return to writing goes

 

[TxRad]

It's been a very long time, but I might just dip my toes in the contest water again. We'll see how my return to writing goes

Long time see. NANO of 2009 I think was the last time I saw you. Or maybe it was over in the Last thread but whose counting.

Welcome aboard and smooth sailing.

 

[loganforester]

Long time see. NANO of 2009 I think was the last time I saw you. Or maybe it was over in the Last thread but whose counting.

Welcome aboard and smooth sailing.

Yeah it's been about that long since I've done much writing. I do hang around last from time to time. Good to see you again too.

 

[TxRad]

Yeah it's been about that long since I've done much writing. I do hang around last from time to time. Good to see you again too.

Being as you have done the NANO thing, you will understand where a 43 word page story came from in five days.

I is finished with one. Know any good editors with a little free time?

 

[TxRad]

Nope, no page two for this thread.

 

[oggbashan]

Nope, no page two for this thread.

Agreed.

 

[Jaymal]

Bring It On

I'm throwing my pimp-styled hat in the ring for this one...

 

[TxRad]

I'm throwing my pimp-styled hat in the ring for this one...

The one with the big feather or the one without? It makes a big difference ya know.

One story finished and two more started.

 

[SweetMaj]

The one with the big feather or the one without? It makes a big difference ya know.

One story finished and two more started.

 

[Darkniciad]

I've got one rolling in my third name, and the foundation of one as Les that's giving me fits with wanting to completely congeal.

 

[Jaymal]

The one with the big feather or the one without? It makes a big difference ya know.

Absolutely with the feather...

 

[TxRad]

Absolutely with the feather...

Good to hear that you're bringing the "A" game.

 

[SweetMaj]

Good to hear that you're bringing the "A" game.

That sounds interesting!

The "A" game.

 

[DG Hear]

I hope everyone is working hard! lol.
I need more hours in the day to get everything accomplished.
It's coming along though, slowly but surely.

I'm working on a couple of stories but neither fit the summer loving theme. I may have to pass on it. Time will tell. I just finished a 25,000 word story and readers are asking about a sequel. Other story takes plac in Hawaii but it might end up being multiple submissions.

Best of luck to all who enter the contest.
DG

 

[TxRad]

I'm working on a couple of stories but neither fit the summer loving theme. I may have to pass on it. Time will tell. I just finished a 25,000 word story and readers are asking about a sequel. Other story takes plac in Hawaii but it might end up being multiple submissions.

Best of luck to all who enter the contest.
DG

We will sure miss you, DG. Maybe you will find the time as we still have quite a few days yet.

 

[oggbashan]

We're off!

The starting gun has been fired.

The official sticky is now posted at the top of the Authors' Hangout.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

The starting gun has been fired.

The official sticky is now posted at the top of the Authors' Hangout.

shit!