Ever Cum at Work? Tell us about it.

[Mr. Briggs]

I'm here in my office and pretty horny right now and was just thinking who here has cum at work? Tell us your story. What type of work place and how'd you do it

 

[jcED8723]

done!

i manage an automotive shop. one saturday i let everyone go home early, closed the shop and went and it behind the counter.

 

[Mr. Briggs]

done!

i manage an automotive shop. one saturday i let everyone go home early, closed the shop and went and it behind the counter.

Nice where did you cum? on yourself?

 

[Tanstaafl001]

I work as a software developer, and have a private office. There's no door to the office, but there is a doorway. My desk faces the door, so I face the door, and it's a desk that goes all the way to the floor, where you could only see my feet.

I routinely visit the forums here, and routinely look at porn, YouPorn, RedTube, and lately I've been loving AShemaleTube (wowsers)...

From time to time, I may excuse myself to the restroom to rub one out, but usually I sit in my office, and usually rub myself through my pants while wiggling my legs opened and closed. My cock points downward, so instead of growing erect upwards towards my beltline, if grows downward, snaking between my thighs. I could literally open and close my thighs often enough, and firmly enough I could make myself cum that way, although it concentrates all sensation on my head, whereas I'd much rather feel good all throughout my shaft as well, hence the rubbing.

However, a word of caution... I did this several times in a day not too long ago, and with a big ole load of cum sitting between my thighs like that, and in the croth of my undies, it caused what started as an irritation. Thinking nothin gof it, and continuing this for a couple of days, I eventually ended up with an abscess. Not fun at all. Nowadays I excuse myself to the restroom always now. Plus, I can lick my cum up off my hand that way too...

 

[jcED8723]

Nice where did you cum? on yourself?

nope.. all over the counter

 

[Mr. Briggs]

nope.. all over the counter

Nice

 

[Mr. Briggs]

I have my own company and Have my own office with a fair number of employees here. Sometimes after they've all left I'll visit lit and start getting really turned on. A few times I've made myself cum. When I do I clean up by licking it all up

 

[Babeslady]

My Husband and I manage our shop. Once when he and everyone else was out a male friend of ours came around for a visit. He locked the front door, took me into the back office where he fucked me over the desk and then he made me kneel in front of him while he wanked himself till he came over my face.

He was so horny the cum shot past me and landed on the chair behind us. We wiped it up as much as we could but every time I look at that chair I remember the sight of him shooting cum onto me.....

 

[shark968]

I had a what was referred to as a work wife (Friend with Benefits). We had oral sex a few times in her old office. So yes, I've cum a few times at work.

 

[Noira]

However, a word of caution... I did this several times in a day not too long ago, and with a big ole load of cum sitting between my thighs like that, and in the croth of my undies, it caused what started as an irritation. Thinking nothin gof it, and continuing this for a couple of days, I eventually ended up with an abscess.

...

GAH. That is probably the last place I'd want an abscess, ever. But how you could just ignore an irritation there... man, if my thighs are irritated, I feel so annoyed by it I can hardly walk without being very obviously uncomfortable and as soon as I can get to some zinc cream (pro-tip for anyone who gets an irritation between their thighs... diaper rash cream WILL probably help, since it's probably due to the moisture not escaping from the area that the irritation starts) I use it.

Of course I'm prone to what I call 'period diaper rash' (I'm beginning to suspect an allergy to Always may be some of the problem) so I generally have diaper rash cream around.

But argh, abscess. D: D: D:

/unarousing post

As for the original question, once or twice in the bathroom on a boring weekend shift.

 

[lovetoinstruct]

I've definitely gotten off at work. Once was at a job site, at a mine. I was in my office and convinced a lady friend of mine to get on cam for me and told her exactly how to touch herself. I stroked my cock under my desk as some of the juniour staff were working in the lab, just on the other side of the thin wall. Came buckets under the desk as she came hard on the other end. It was very hot. Then went to lunch.

 

[kiba]

Hmm does it count if it was with a partner . Me her my squad car and..the hood. Maybe wrong thread

 

[madmatt618]

I have many times.

I work in a smaller office type building with multiple tenants. Including our office which has 4 people total (including myself), our floor has about 4 other separate small businesses / offices with two restrooms (1 men's and 1 women's) serving our floor.

The men's room is usually where I will do it. The restroom doesn't get a lot of traffic. I usually do it after looking at pics or vid clips on my handheld and being thoroughly aroused. I sometimes take my handheld with me to the restroom as well for inspiration to look at. I just go into the stall and do my thing. There have been a few times when the stall has been occupied (the restroom only has one stall with a door, and then a urinal with small walls on the sides of it, but basically open) and I've done it at the urinal. Those times are actually very arousing and lead to a hard orgasm because someone else was in the stall right next to me, and there was the "danger" of someone walking in. I've only done that a few times when I've really been horny though because it is rather risky even with the low foot traffic.

Since our office only has 4 people, there have also been many times when I have been able to do it right in my office because I was the only person in the office that day. I just locked the main door to the office suite, pulled my window shade down, leaned back in my chair with my pants at my ankles and went to town.

I'm lucky with the office set-up that I work in though. It makes it easy to do it.

 

[sw4fun]

When I was deployed we had a phone with a stateside number. On my night to call home I would call my gf and we would have phone sex and I would wank there in the bay. Almost got caught once, I had just cleaned up/buttoned up when our Lt. Col. walked through to make sure everyone had left for the day before locking up.

 

[Davesmith42]

All the time

Always very horny in the mornings work alone in the mornings like to strip down to my thong. Like to slip into the back room and masturbate on cam when I can find someone to watch that's the best

 

[justagirl1313]

Yep. Had a FWB at work and we used to sneak into his office whenever we could!

 

[tekgirl]

.....

 

[GDavidson]

The lab is a nice quiet place for a little extracurricular sex. NOBODY every bothers to come into the lab. Plus, there's the supply room. Admittedly, it's up against a wall or in a chair, but at least it's private and always locked. Have used it a couple of times for at-work quickies. Something about sex on the bosses' time that makes it better.

 

[Davesmith42]

Killing me lol

Ok reading all the posts is making me crazy horny lol might need to go to the back room

 

[GrimsPet]

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Of course I'm prone to what I call 'period diaper rash' (I'm beginning to suspect an allergy to Always may be some of the problem) so I generally have diaper rash cream around.

Try Stayfree. When I was in college I used to get this same rash and it was because I would buy whatever pad was on sale or cheapest at the store. I was informed by my gyno many years ago that some pad manufacturers use deodorants and chemicals for absorption that many people have allergies to. I switched to Stayfree in graduate school and haven't had a problem since.

As for the original topic...
Yeah at my part time job I'm surrounded by several men who are rather sweet looking eye candy (All taken) and I'm also left with a lot of time where I'm the only person manning the entire office while everyone is out with customers, so I have time to sit and daydream about Master and what I would love him to do to me, and then I head for the bathroom and rub one out.

 

[StoneColdGirl]

When I firts got together with my husband, we used to be in the zone. You know , the can't keep our hands off each other zone.

I used to work in an office and we used to send playful texts to each other all day long. I remember this friday afternoon , it was so hot outside and our texting was making me so horny. The dirtier the texting got the wetter I became and all I wanted to do was push my hand into my knickers, but I couldn't.

In the end I couldn't concentrate on anything until I went to the toilets, got into a cubicle and pushed my hand into my knickers, under my skirt, Within seconds I had the most amazing orgasam, which only intensified by the fact that I was biting my own lip to stop myself from screaming my husband's name.

 

[Treasured]

In my honest opinion. Anyone who surfs lit at work cums at work.
I'm in upper management with my desk in the middle of the company.
I can still manage to have a few good orgasms in my office, the break room, or the rest room

Its all a matter of how bad you need the release if you can wait until later, or if you're
Impatient like I am and need it right then and there.

 

[andyomama66]

When I firts got together with my husband, we used to be in the zone. You know , the can't keep our hands off each other zone.

I used to work in an office and we used to send playful texts to each other all day long. I remember this friday afternoon , it was so hot outside and our texting was making me so horny. The dirtier the texting got the wetter I became and all I wanted to do was push my hand into my knickers, but I couldn't.

In the end I couldn't concentrate on anything until I went to the toilets, got into a cubicle and pushed my hand into my knickers, under my skirt, Within seconds I had the most amazing orgasam, which only intensified by the fact that I was biting my own lip to stop myself from screaming my husband's name.

Ah, yes, the zone. I remember the zone.

 

[shadowheaven]

Hubby and I were sending erotic pics/txts back and forth while I was home... I got him so worked up he had to go to the restroom and my pics sent him over the edge. He works in a office with nothing but guys...

 

[Treasured]

Ah, yes, the zone. I remember the zone.

I remember how fun it was to be in the zone....good times they were.