So, is this the place where erotica happens?

SpunkySarah

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I write boring things in my day job, am looking forward to expanding my talents into some nasty areas.

Sounds as if this is the place? Hello, Literotica folks!

:devil:
 
I write boring things in my day job, am looking forward to expanding my talents into some nasty areas.

Sounds as if this is the place? Hello, Literotica folks!

:devil:

Hi, Sarah, and welcome to Literotica and the Authors' Hangout. The erotica doesn't happen here; it happens in the story listings. At least most of it does. Here, we just discuss writing and argue politics and show pictures of our grandchildren and describe incidents in our lives and challenge each other and do the other kinds of things people do in clubhouses. :)
 
Okay - I'm working on my first story and hope to get it up soon.

:cattail:

(Grandchildren?)

Welcome and yeah, there are more old people around Lit than most folks might think. :D

The young folks are too busy with other stuff to read or write. :cool:
 
Welcome to the Hangout, Sarah.
Suggest you get an editor; it can save you a mountain of bad reaction on your stories.
 
I may need an editor - that's a good idea. I get carried away when I write the nasty stuff. Looking forward to making good friends here.

:)
 
Welcome and good luck.

Box forgot to mention the required full frontal nude picture you must post. Face in the picture is optional. :devil: :D :devil:
 
Welcome and yeah, there are more old people around Lit than most folks might think. :D

The young folks are too busy with other stuff to read or write. :cool:

Psshs totally not true, Lit just doesnt advertise and for the most part we're shy c:
I admit i usually am busy friday / saturday night.
 
Welcome, Sarah

The good news is this is a pretty good community. You'll probably meet some people who you'll really get to like. You may even find that they become serious friends.

The bad news is, if you're not careful, the socialising can get in the way of writing. But, hey, we're social animals. It's the way we were made.

And CI's right: there are plenty of younger people here who are good company.

I hope you enjoy the AH.

Sam
 
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Welcome to Lit and the AH, Sarah. :rose:

There's a nice bunch of folks here and a few not so nice, but you'll spot them right off.

A few tips:

Never post a story in Loving Wives unless you have hide like a rhino ... the trolls there bite down hard.

Never join a political thread unless you like to argue. Social commentary, ditto.

Try meeting folks in the conversation threads like 'Last',' Naked Party', 'What are you listening to now' and suchlike.

Stay away from the General Boards (GB) ... the people there like to strip the flesh from a newbies bones.

Post a link when your first story is up so we can read it.

Happy writing.
 
The young folks are too busy with other stuff to read or write. :cool:

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm 21! Granted, I've two children on the way, so maybe I'm not exactly typical but hey! :D

Welcome aboard, Sarah! Although I fear you've picked the wrong place if you're looking for erotica; this is basically procrastination row. It's what I'm doing right now!
 
Welcome Sarah! You'll enjoy it. Let us know if you have any trouble submitting or writing. we're (some) all here to help you! What kind of erotica do you write?
 
I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm 21! Granted, I've two children on the way, so maybe I'm not exactly typical but hey! :D

Welcome aboard, Sarah! Although I fear you've picked the wrong place if you're looking for erotica; this is basically procrastination row. It's what I'm doing right now!

What, did you order them from Amazon? China? :eek:

or are you having twins? :eek:

Congratulations though. :rose:
 
Okay - I'm working on my first story and hope to get it up soon.

:cattail:

(Grandchildren?)

Yes, Grandchildren. Since you have asked, here are some pics of some, but they aren't very recent. Don't let them fool you, though. I still write what I consider to be the dirtiest stories on this site. :D
 
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Welcome and yeah, there are more old people around Lit than most folks might think. :D

The young folks are too busy with other stuff to read or write. :cool:

No shit, I'm 43 and feel like one of the kids around here. Great for the ego!
 
Yes, Grandchildren. Since you have asked, here are some pics of some, but they aren't very recent. Don't let them fool you, though. I still write what I consider to be the dirtiest stories on this site. :D

Cute! May I suggest you remove them now for their own good.
 
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