infamous LITEROTICAN, little ralphie, honored by Bulwer-Lytton Prize Committee

[Guest]

2011 Bulwer-Lytton Worst Opening Sentence honouree named...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg

The contest is named after British author Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel Paul Clifford begins with the oft-quoted opening line "It was a dark and stormy night".

Here are 13 samples of the winning authors work (from his 2011Nude Day collection):

Even though it was still very early in the morning, once she turned on her bathroom light, Judy knew that Richard, her neighbor to the west, would already be standing by his balcony door naked, but for his bathrobe, with cock in hand, while watching her.

I awakened to pee again.

Two best friends, John and Tom, were sitting around drinking beer and talking, when their conversation turned to their wives, Christine and Julie, having lesbian sex.

Nude Day means different things to different people.

Roger and Denise were avid Literotica readers.

"Nude Day. Nude Day. Every day is Nude Day. Nude Day. Nude Day. Every day is Nude Day."

A few months before the Nude Day holiday, Gordon took an online, ten week, intensive course in hypnotism from the prestigious Royal Academy of Hypnotists, Ventriloquists, Magicians, and Wizards.

Today, Nude Day, Bob stood in front of his full length, bedroom mirror looking at his naked body with remorse and sadness, while thinking about all that had happened to his beautiful wife, Sheila.

Stephen and Hal entered the Nude Day party naked.

The three, beautiful black male strippers, Big Willie, Marvin, and Otis arrived at their destination.

James, a cross dresser, had some sexy flashing fun planned for Nude Day.

I watched her stripping out of her clothes not believing what I was seeing.

Robert took one last look at himself in the mirror and fussed with his necktie, before leaving his hotel suite to get in the limousine.
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries, he just doesn't understand literature or literotica.

 

[scouries]

WELL DONE little ralphie!!!!

I too would like to join Gabby and the dumb texan in offering my congratulations to little ralphie.

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

OK, many of you know that I’ve not always been on the best of terms with our least favorite SURVIVALIST (heck he killed one of my best friends!) but that’s not going to stop me from giving a pat on the back to someone who’s achieved such a wonderful honor.

And I’d always thought he was just another bad author, pecking away in a SURVIVALIST fog. But no! Now I know he was writing stuff like the following on purpose, that these tortuous opening sentences were part of a plot to capture one of the world’s biggest writing prizes.

Even though it was still very early in the morning, once she turned on her bathroom light, Judy knew that Richard, her neighbor to the west, would already be standing by his balcony door naked, but for his bathrobe, with cock in hand, while watching her.

And I’m sure it’s especially gratifying to this person that he was awarded the prize on his birthday! Yes, little ralphie turned thirteen yesterday! Okay, okay, I’m just fooling. Yes he acts like a thirteen year old but he’s really seventy-three. I wonder just how many of the 73 candles our blowhard was actually able to extinguish? Was babs present to help with the blow job? Or did susieQ do the honors? I hope they didn’t kill him!

Sorta…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[YoursSINSerely]

WELL DONE little ralphie!!!!

I too would like to join Gabby and the dumb texan in offering my congratulations to little ralphie.

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

OK, many of you know that I’ve not always been on the best of terms with our least favorite SURVIVALIST (heck he killed one of my best friends!) but that’s not going to stop me from giving a pat on the back to someone who’s achieved such a wonderful honor.

And I’d always thought he was just another bad author, pecking away in a SURVIVALIST fog. But no! Now I know he was writing stuff like the following on purpose, that these tortuous opening sentences were part of a plot to capture one of the world’s biggest writing prizes.

Even though it was still very early in the morning, once she turned on her bathroom light, Judy knew that Richard, her neighbor to the west, would already be standing by his balcony door naked, but for his bathrobe, with cock in hand, while watching her.

And I’m sure it’s especially gratifying to this person that he was awarded the prize on his birthday! Yes, little ralphie turned thirteen yesterday! Okay, okay, I’m just fooling. Yes he acts like a thirteen year old but he’s really seventy-three. I wonder just how many of the 73 candles our blowhard was actually able to extinguish? Was babs present to help with the blow job? Or did susieQ do the honors? I hope they didn’t kill him!

Sorta…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

This might have been the best birthday he's had in quiet awhile. I think I've left him speechless. I see the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging on his doorknob.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Please, the 1st Baron Lytton: to use his non-aristocratic name, Bulwer-Lytton, is vulgar and shows poor breeding and a lack of education.

As well as being a senior UK politician and a successful and honored poet and playwright, the Baron was a best-selling novelist, immensely popular with the public by whom he earned a fortune. He only used his commoner name as a modesty for published works.

Amongst the many phrases he coined were, "the pen is mightier than the sword", "the pursuit of the almighty dollar" and "the great unwashed".

He was a giant of literature and I can only wistfully dream of following in his phenomenal literary success.

superheroralphie, if the scouries suppository or his blow-up alt are so appreciative to link your name with such a prolific and successful poet and novelist you should, with all modesty, shed a tear and thank him sincerely for seeing the error of his ways and recognizing your talent.

The baron earned more royalties in a week than scouries will earn in a lifetime: he never wrote incest and is still in print.

 

[GinaTina]

These threads amuse me greatly. /gigglesmirk/

 

[Spacefender]

These threads amuse me greatly. /gigglesmirk/

Yeah, no doubt. I'm fairly new here but I've already noticed some of the towering egos wandering around this place. For people who write amateur porn on the internet they take themselves pretty seriously.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, no doubt. I'm fairly new here but I've already noticed some of the towering egos wandering around this place. For people who write amateur porn on the internet they take themselves pretty seriously.

Think you have seen ego? Oh keep surfing friend you have seen nothing yet! Wait until you express an opinion that the staggering intellects around here disagree with. Then you'll see pretentiousness at it's best.

Scouries is pretty much just funny (whether he takes himself seriously or not is still up for grabs in my mind, but one way or another it's fun) there are others here who have some serious superiority complexes. I won't mention names because trust me I won't have to you will spot them.

 

[scouries]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=1164260&dateline=1296195012
These threads amuse me greatly …Excuse me while I have sex with my muse jrs esq.

Now this girl makes sense. Unlike someone else we all know (miss o).

Mind you she is one of our UnHuman category authors which normally would cost her a few points with yours truly. But I do think that her embracing of Scourianism largely balances out her UnHuman impulses.

And what about her opening sentence? Actually I’m not sure this is her opening sentence because Chapter 1 of her excellent series came out after chapters 2 and 3 and 4… And in her case I think you have to look at her first two sentences. Sentence two actually should be sentence four. So she clearly set out to fool us right off the bat.

GlenShadow was an unremarkable settlement in many ways. Its inhabitants were set up much like the larger realms surrounding it.

Actually it’s a pretty good story – I’d recommend it to any Non Human on the site. And besides that our TinaGina is hot!

Her one obvious flaw is that so far she hasn’t designated yours truly one of her FAVORITE authors. An oversight I’m sure she’ll remedy directly.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[elfin_odalisque]

scouries is very well qualified to comment on poor writing as he is a master of the art. Most of his stories could be dissected and laughed at but here is a brilliant and hilarious review of a rather bizarre Earth Day story he wrote;

[http://www.literotica.com/s/lst3k-ep-11-earth-duh

Dark takes him to pieces and shows him up for the shamus he is. How he has the rhinosceros hide to try and criticisize others baffles me.

As Dark says:

It's even Earth-Day themed! Happy reading! At the very least, it will be happier than if you read his poorly formatted, badly edited, continuity and reality challenged tale without the addition of verbal jabs to break the monotony.

Just for anyone who sees scouries as a mild amusement I would point out that he has never done any writer the courtesy of replying to a request for feedback - the prime objective of this forum. Either he feels unable to offer knowledgeable critique (who can blame him) or, more likely, his egotistical paranoia makes him unable to relate socially with other people.

The reason he pollutes the backwaters of Story Feedback is he has been chased off the General Board and AH because he can't take the heat and, like most bullies, enjoys being the piranha in the goldfish bowl.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

scouries is very well qualified to comment on poor writing as he is a master of the art. Most of his stories could be dissected and laughed at but here is a brilliant and hilarious review of a rather bizarre Earth Day story he wrote;

http://www.literotica.com/s/lst3k-ep-11-earth-duh

Dark takes him to pieces and shows him up for the shamus he is. How he has the rhinosceros hide to try and criticisize others baffles me.

As Dark says:

It's even Earth-Day themed! Happy reading! At the very least, it will be happier than if you read his poorly formatted, badly edited, continuity and reality challenged tale without the addition of verbal jabs to break the monotony.

Just for anyone who sees scouries as a mild amusement I would point out that he has never done any writer the courtesy of replying to a request for feedback - the prime objective of this forum. Either he feels unable to offer knowledgeable critique (who can blame him) or, more likely, his egotistical paranoia makes him unable to relate socially with other people.

The reason he pollutes the backwaters of Story Feedback is he has been chased off the General Board and AH because he can't take the heat and, like most bullies, enjoys being the piranha in the goldfish bowl.

 

[GinaTina]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=1164260&dateline=1296195012
These threads amuse me greatly …Excuse me while I have sex with my muse jrs esq.

Now this girl makes sense. Unlike someone else we all know (miss o).

Mind you she is one of our UnHuman category authors which normally would cost her a few points with yours truly. But I do think that her embracing of Scourianism largely balances out her UnHuman impulses.

And what about her opening sentence? Actually I’m not sure this is her opening sentence because Chapter 1 of her excellent series came out after chapters 2 and 3 and 4… And in her case I think you have to look at her first two sentences. Sentence two actually should be sentence four. So she clearly set out to fool us right off the bat.

GlenShadow was an unremarkable settlement in many ways. Its inhabitants were set up much like the larger realms surrounding it.

Actually it’s a pretty good story – I’d recommend it to any Non Human on the site. And besides that our TinaGina is hot!

Her one obvious flaw is that so far she hasn’t designated yours truly one of her FAVORITE authors. An oversight I’m sure she’ll remedy directly.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

I you, Scouries. I don't need to fave you as an author; you're enough.

 

[Spacefender]

Think you have seen ego? Oh keep surfing friend you have seen nothing yet! Wait until you express an opinion that the staggering intellects around here disagree with. Then you'll see pretentiousness at it's best.

Scouries is pretty much just funny (whether he takes himself seriously or not is still up for grabs in my mind, but one way or another it's fun) there are others here who have some serious superiority complexes. I won't mention names because trust me I won't have to you will spot them.

Oh, I've had to deal with amateur writers who had overly inflated estimations of their own importance. I hang around various writing communities on LJ. Yeah, I know, LJ. Some of those guys apparently seem to think they invented the concept of writing stories.

In my estimation, the more a writer is a self-congratulatory back-patter (his/her own back) the less talent they tend to have.

I guess everyone needs to have someone that they feel superior to and writers of smut on the internet are pretty much at the bottom of the literary pile.

 

[scouries]

The reason he blesses us in the backwaters of Story Feedback is he has been chased off the General Board and AH because he can't take the heat…

I would point out incorrectly that he has never done any writer the courtesy of replying to a request for feedback - the prime objective of this forum.

Whenever I start to think that miss o is getting better, that her treatment is working, she reverts to her old ways. “Post before thinking” then becomes her motto.

And where is ace when we need him? Why is she back on the attack scouries bandwagon when she and ace were doing so well without me.

miss o has joined the little ralphie/ dumb Texan team? Will she now try to outthick misshick?

As to her claims that I’m in SFworld because I’ve been chased off the GB and AHland boards nothing could be further from the truth and she knows it. In other words she’s lying.

I, james r scouries, believe in spreading my wisdom wherever it’s needed.

And she also knows that I first achieved fame with a pure FEEDBACK thread – a thread on which I did comprehensive critical reviews of every story in the 2006 NUDE DAY contest. A thread that was warmly received by all LITEROTICANS of quality.

As to my writing this nonwriter makes fun of? I’ll just leave it to the readers to decide that – here’s the latest FAVORITE AUTHORS figures:

20 Favoritest LITEROTICA Authors
•
• 1.Many Feathers (2723)
• 2.Slickman (2642)
• 3.BarondeSade (2482)
• 4.rgjohn (2439)
• 5.alwayswantedto (2438)
• 6.scouries (2420)
• 7.Selena_Kitt (2313)
• 8.Goldeniangel (2271)
• 9.Daniellekitten (2143)
• 10.sarahhh (2136)
• 11.Elianna (2063)
• 12.TryAnything (1987)
• 13.youbadboy (1719)
• 14.SecretFantasy69 (1703)
• 15.JazCullen (1695)
• 16.nikki_2021 (1656)
• 17.secretme (1655)
• 18.Ahabscribe (1617)
• 19.Tx Tall Tales (1570)
• 20.wishfulthinking (1562


Of course my figure will be going up one as soon as the delectable TinaGina gets to it…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

p.s. i guess we can all guess whose ALT spaceboy is - can anyone say darkboy?

 

[TxRad]

The reason he blesses us in the backwaters of Story Feedback is he has been chased off the General Board and AH because he can't take the heat…

I would point out incorrectly that he has never done any writer the courtesy of replying to a request for feedback - the prime objective of this forum.

Whenever I start to think that miss o is getting better, that her treatment is working, she reverts to her old ways. “Post before thinking” then becomes her motto.

And where is ace when we need him? Why is she back on the attack scouries bandwagon when she and ace were doing so well without me.

miss o has joined the little ralphie/ dumb Texan team? Will she now try to outthick misshick?

As to her claims that I’m in SFworld because I’ve been chased off the GB and AHland boards nothing could be further from the truth and she knows it. In other words she’s lying.

I, james r scouries, believe in spreading my wisdom wherever it’s needed.

And she also knows that I first achieved fame with a pure FEEDBACK thread – a thread on which I did comprehensive critical reviews of every story in the 2006 NUDE DAY contest. A thread that was warmly received by all LITEROTICANS of quality.

As to my writing this nonwriter makes fun of? I’ll just leave it to the readers to decide that – here’s the latest FAVORITE AUTHORS figures:

20 Favoritest LITEROTICA Authors
•
• 1.Many Feathers (2723)
• 2.Slickman (2642)
• 3.BarondeSade (2482)
• 4.rgjohn (2439)
• 5.alwayswantedto (2438)
• 6.scouries (2420)
• 7.Selena_Kitt (2313)
• 8.Goldeniangel (2271)
• 9.Daniellekitten (2143)
• 10.sarahhh (2136)
• 11.Elianna (2063)
• 12.TryAnything (1987)
• 13.youbadboy (1719)
• 14.SecretFantasy69 (1703)
• 15.JazCullen (1695)
• 16.nikki_2021 (1656)
• 17.secretme (1655)
• 18.Ahabscribe (1617)
• 19.Tx Tall Tales (1570)
• 20.wishfulthinking (1562


Of course my figure will be going up one as soon as the delectable TinaGina gets to it…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

p.s. i guess we can all guess whose ALT spaceboy is - can anyone say darkboy?

This is such a load of crap that a steam shovel will be needed to clean it up.

What scouries says can be take one of three ways.

It is an outright lie. The usual way.

It's a half lie. The second usual way.

The third covers everything else he says. He does not have any idea of what he's saying. He just opens his mouth and lets the shit fall out.

 

[michchick98]

In my estimation, the more a writer is a self-congratulatory back-patter (his/her own back) the less talent they tend to have.

I've been saying that for a long time. Well, basically. If you have to continually tell people how great you are, chances are you're not so great.

And the louder scouries screams about his greatness...

 

[Guest]

Okay ladies and gentlemen, now that we’ve heard from all the ignored ones let’s get back on subject and hear from the more intelligent members of our audience. We are discussing first sentences and whether anyone has any that challenge little ralphies NUDE DAY contest ones.

Here’s a likely candidate. Can you guess who wrote it? First person to correctly identify the story and author will be eligible for a ScouriesWorld prize pack.

Henri Bragger looked around the seminar room at the World Bank symposium in Washington, D.C., giving a nod here and a little smile there.

Here’s a hint:

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/monkey1.jpg​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries, starts shit and then bails only to bring in his number one alt GHB.

Come on scouries grow some nuts for a change and quit hiding behind the blowup doll.

If you want to call BFW out then do so and quit the bullshit. But then again, that is all you are really. Bullshit and bananas

 

[elfin_odalisque]

The premise of jumping right into the action is a sine qua non of fiction that scouries often ignores, which, despite his choice of fantastical/juvenile categories, explains his failure to score high ratings as his turgid prose makes readers die with boredom.

For any new member who pauses to give any credence to the verbal diarhee from scouries here, I would point out that any/every successful author who is here/ or has passed by Lit regards him as an irrelevance, a bitter failure who rails like an asylum inmate against the unfairness of his treatment by forces he fails to comprehend .

Every post he makes relies on his paranoia that he he has some role here. He hasn't.

 

[Guest]

jumping right into the action is a sine qua non of fiction that scouries often ignores, which, despite his choice of fantastical/juvenile categories, explains his failure to score high ratings as his turgid prose makes readers die with boredom …Every post he makes relies on his paranoia that he he has some role here. He hasn't.[

Somebody’s definitely off her meds! Probably back on the sauce too! Sad really…

“Readers die of boredom”? That seems a bizarre charge given that the boss is the #1 vote and comment receiver on the site. A “favorite” of our vast reading public as evidenced by the “FAVOTITE AUTHOR” list above. And of course he just won the prestiguous MANU Lifetime Achievement Award!

And he’s also written the second most read “new” story on the site over the last twelve months as well as the #1 most read “old” story. Somebody is not bored…

He “hasn’t a role here” miss o? He submits stories to the site – you don’t! Perhaps you should examine your role here.

Instead of this continuous criticizing of popular authors may I suggest that you return to treatment a.s.a.p.
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

We have a winner!!!!

Xavier Bellefleur of Fire Island, New York was the first LITEROTICAN to correctly name the story and the author of the following first sentence:

Henri Bragger looked around the seminar room at the World Bank symposium in Washington, D.C., giving a nod here and a little smile there.

Mr. Bellefleur told me that the hint we provided made it a giveaway. We’ve already FedExed a ScouriesWorld prize pack out to our happy winner! Congratulations Xavier!

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/monkey1.jpg​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

We have a winner!!!!

Xavier Bellefleur of Fire Island, New York was the first LITEROTICAN to correctly name the story and the author of the following first sentence:

Henri Bragger looked around the seminar room at the World Bank symposium in Washington, D.C., giving a nod here and a little smile there.

Mr. Bellefleur told me that the hint we provided made it a giveaway. We’ve already FedExed a ScouriesWorld prize pack out to our happy winner! Congratulations Xavier!

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/monkey1.jpg​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

Another load of crap and lies from scouries.

Since there is nothing anywhere called scouriesworld except in his head, how can there be a prize package. Maybe scouries is sending whoever this person is a stack of the monopoly money he thinks he gets paid royalties with from a free site such as Lit.

Poor delusional scouries.

 

[Man_in_Chester]

Congratulations to Xavier

It was the only answer to come up from a Google search.

 

[SuperHeroRalph]

WELL DONE little ralphie!!!!

I too would like to join Gabby and the dumb texan in offering my congratulations to little ralphie.

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

OK, many of you know that I’ve not always been on the best of terms with our least favorite SURVIVALIST (heck he killed one of my best friends!) but that’s not going to stop me from giving a pat on the back to someone who’s achieved such a wonderful honor.

And I’d always thought he was just another bad author, pecking away in a SURVIVALIST fog. But no! Now I know he was writing stuff like the following on purpose, that these tortuous opening sentences were part of a plot to capture one of the world’s biggest writing prizes.

Even though it was still very early in the morning, once she turned on her bathroom light, Judy knew that Richard, her neighbor to the west, would already be standing by his balcony door naked, but for his bathrobe, with cock in hand, while watching her.

And I’m sure it’s especially gratifying to this person that he was awarded the prize on his birthday! Yes, little ralphie turned thirteen yesterday! Okay, okay, I’m just fooling. Yes he acts like a thirteen year old but he’s really seventy-three. I wonder just how many of the 73 candles our blowhard was actually able to extinguish? Was babs present to help with the blow job? Or did susieQ do the honors? I hope they didn’t kill him!

Sorta…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Thank you for highlighting my work. Perhaps you can enlighten me why you believe that any of my sentences are incorrect. Since I don't see anything grammatically or stylistically wrong with any of the above sentences, especially after comparing them to some of your sentences...Oh...

Never mind, now I understand why you'd think my sentences are wrong when your sentences are so...ordinary, "Daddy I groaned and Mommy I moaned."

You do realize, of course, that no amount of foolishness that you write can dissuade me from writing my stories. We're all tortured souls here and write because we must. Besides, it's all arbitrary, you know. What you write I may not enjoy and vice versa.

Or is it that you don't receive enough attention here that you feel the need to hang off my SuperHeroRalph cape? I don't mind, Scouries. I'll take you for a ride, if you'd like.

For the record Scouries, my story, written under WmForrester, me, Bostonfictionwriter, was the most read story from October 2009 to October 2010.

Unfortunately, with all your nonsense, all you do is to continue to return bad karma your way.

"I'll say a prayer that a camel doesn't shit on your head. Okay?"

Thank you for the birthday wishes as no one else thought enough of me to do that.

 

[Guest]

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

omg!!! the prize winner himself visited the thread honoring him...

http://www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com/files/piks/uglybaby.jpg
For the record Scouries, my story, written under WmForrester, me, Bostonfictionwriter, was the most read story from October 2009 to October 2010.


http://www.animated-gif.net/wp-content/uploads/139/chimpanzee-laughing.gif

What a joker you are...​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida