You can't make stuff like this up.

[voluptuary_manque]

Only in real life could something like this happen.

 

[Handley_Page]

Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Awards.

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't know--sounds like a hit by the Bear Mafia.

No disrespect Godfather Bear.

 

[TE999]

This just in: Winnie The Pooh was arrested at LAX attempting to board a plane for France with a phony passport. TSA screeners noticed 'Country Of Origin' was given as '100 Acre Wood' and didn't think that was a country, so they checked.

Mr. Pooh is being held as a possible suspect in the Mazzola death. His lawyer Christopher Robin, stated "He's just a silly old bear and not into B&D."

 

[3113]

Only in real life could something like this happen.

Darn it! That was my next story idea! Well, so much for that one.

 

[kromen]

Yogi and Boo Boo refused comment.

 

[Handley_Page]

And Goldilocks has issued a "No Comment" statement on behalf of Papa Bear & family.

 

[geology_rooks]

Do you not find it annoying when they omit the offending item!


WHICH TOY WAS IT

( my money is on Buzz Lightyear )

 

[stephen55]

If celestial justice has been served, the dork died with a teddy bear stuffed in his mouth.

Sam Mazzola, who had a private animal menagerie at his home near Cleveland, Ohio, last year had a black bear put down after it did what bears do. (The bear mauled a worker at the place after the worker opened a cage housing the bear.)

Note to the Sam Mazzolas of the world; wild animals don't appreciate being locked up.

Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to have animals like wolves, lions, bears and tigers around the home for amusement and giggles (like letting people wrestle with one of the bears) and then has one of the animals killed for being an animal...well, the only tragedy here is that the bear isn't the one that took out Mazzola.

Hence, celestial justice...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I don't know--sounds like a hit by the Bear Mafia.

No disrespect Godfather Bear.

If celestial justice has been served, the dork died with a teddy bear stuffed in his mouth.

Sam Mazzola, who had a private animal menagerie at his home near Cleveland, Ohio, last year had a black bear put down after it did what bears do. (The bear mauled a worker at the place after the worker opened a cage housing the bear.)

Note to the Sam Mazzolas of the world; wild animals don't appreciate being locked up.

Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to have animals like wolves, lions, bears and tigers around the home for amusement and giggles (like letting people wrestle with one of the bears) and then has one of the animals killed for being an animal...well, the only tragedy here is that the bear isn't the one that took out Mazzola.

Hence, celestial justice...

Dis was nuttin' poisonal, y'unnerstan', jus' celestial.

 

[stephen55]

RIIIITE!!

Nuttin' poisonal...dis wuz biznis...celestial biznis...

Nowut eye's sayin'...?

Basides...I wuz at da opera...

 

[3113]

Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to have animals like wolves, lions, bears and tigers around the home for amusement and giggles

You forgot kitty cats and bunnies. You can't trust them either.

http://iwejihf.typepad.com/.a/6a012876ca27c6970c0133ec53ebe8970b-800wi

 

[voluptuary_manque]

RIIIITE!!

Nuttin' poisonal...dis wuz biznis...celestial biznis...

Nowut eye's sayin'...?

Basides...I wuz at da opera...

Yeah, we luv da opera!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/tumblr_lmudcl6N1j1qzgcjvo1_500.jpg

 

[stephen55]

http://www.komar.org/faq/churchill_polar_bear_tours/polar-bears-standing.jpg

Two of VM's friends practicing the tenor duet scene from Act One of Giacomo Puccini's Madama Butterfly.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/standinggrizzly.png

"Voi, che sapete che cosa e amor . . . ?"