witties -n- titties

[morninwould]

This thread is for posting funny and/or clever statements or observations. You may also wish to post pictures of your breasts (women only) to which I can only say...hell yes, please do cause we wanna see em and tell you how great they are!!!

So I'll start.

I saw this guy at the office today with black hair, bowl cut, and a mustache and it occurred to me, as a male with black hair who willingly chooses to receive a bowl cut, you're pretty much asking to be made fun of. If you don't have a stache, you're Moe from the Three Stooges and if you do, well, you're the Furor...and nobody wants that on a resume.

Okay, maybe that wasn't as witty as I though, so let's make up for It with some perfect boobs...proceed.

 

[morninwould]

Its not the truth that sets us free, its just the right amount of truth mixed in with plenty of lies.

 

[RunningJib]

How About

Its not the truth that sets us free, its just the right amount of truth mixed in with plenty of lies.

The guy that is gray one day and the next his hair is jet black.

Yes, I'm soft and gray around the edges, but I'm going to embrace it. My hair won't be cut until Thanksgiving. Going to let my freak flag fly!

 

[morninwould]

The guy that is gray one day and the next his hair is jet black.

Yes, I'm soft and gray around the edges, but I'm going to embrace it. My hair won't be cut until Thanksgiving. Going to let my freak flag fly!

You gotta embrace the gray, man...or grey if you're english...either way, embrace it. There are plenty of women who are looking for daddies on here

 

[Honey123]

This thread is for posting funny and/or clever statements or observations. You may also wish to post pictures of your breasts (women only) to which I can only say...hell yes, please do cause we wanna see em and tell you how great they are!!!

So I'll start.

I saw this guy at the office today with black hair, bowl cut, and a mustache and it occurred to me, as a male with black hair who willingly chooses to receive a bowl cut, you're pretty much asking to be made fun of. If you don't have a stache, you're Moe from the Three Stooges and if you do, well, you're the Furor...and nobody wants that on a resume.

Okay, maybe that wasn't as witty as I though, so let's make up for It with some perfect boobs...proceed.

Dammit.. I read this as Whitie Tighties..

I think because I came here expecting your ass in underwear, you should at least make me feel better.....