Lit's new "real life sex category"

[lovecraft68]

Well after reading a couple of yesterdays threads; one the "penis size study" and the other "is romance bad for you". In seeing some of the responses it seems fantasy should be on its way out! There should be no unrealistic expectations and size, even in porn, should never matter.

So that got me to thinking (yes it hurts) and then because admittedly I am bored this morning I thought we should introduce a new Reality category.

here are some of the story types I figure could be placed in it. Feel free to add to it."


Starting with a comment made by Pilot in the 'size' thread. the first story idea would feature guys with 2" wang stories.

Women who wear boring underwear and don't like to suck cock. I know Penn Lady will enjoy this category as those cock/cum loving women are a peeve of hers.

Missionary only stories. (that is the position not religious travelers. I explain this because for us porn writers missionary is not a word used often)

Black guys with average size cocks.

Lesbians that are butch not lipstick.

Husbands and wives who only have sex with each other.

Brothers and sisters, Mothers, and fathers, aunts, uncles etc who get together and.... talk and play board games.

Stories of men who try to force themselves on women and when the woman says no the guy says "oh okay sorry" and leaves

Stories of gay men who are very attracted to another man, wonder if he is gay, hit on him and... get knocked out.

Ditto with Lesbians except it would be a face slap.

Stories where people have no fetishes whatsoever and only engage in tab A in slot B sex. This will be more exciting than the missionary only cause we will allow other positions and the women may like to give head.

Sex between people who are all the same ethnicity.

BDSM stories where all the masters are not tall jacked hot looking guys and all the subs are not pretty little things. Because Christ, have you ever seen some of the 'real people' on fet life? Or gone to a munch? Yikes!

For Romance the Heroine is swept or her feet by a middle aged guy with a receding hairline, love handles and who is an accountant.

And all participants in all categories have to be human. No supernatural characters allowed that would not be realistic at all.

Okay editing for one more based on a ton of Fetish GLBT posts. Stories about men who have no secret desire to suck cock.

That's it for now.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Well after reading a couple of yesterdays threads; one the "penis size study" and the other "is romance bad for you". In seeing some of the responses it seems fantasy should be on its way out! There should be no unrealistic expectations and size, even in porn, should never matter.

So that got me to thinking (yes it hurts) and then because admittedly I am bored this morning I thought we should introduce a new Reality category.

here are some of the story types I figure could be placed in it. Feel free to add to it."


Starting with a comment made by Pilot in the 'size' thread. the first story idea would feature guys with 2" wang stories.

Women who wear boring underwear and don't like to suck cock. I know Penn Lady will enjoy this category as those cock/cum loving women are a peeve of hers.

Missionary only stories. (that is the position not religious travelers. I explain this because for us porn writers missionary is not a word used often)

Black guys with average size cocks.

Lesbians that are butch not lipstick.

Husbands and wives who only have sex with each other.

Brothers and sisters, Mothers, and fathers, aunts, uncles etc who get together and.... talk and play board games.

Stories of men who try to force themselves on women and when the woman says no the guy says "oh okay sorry" and leaves

Stories of gay men who are very attracted to another man, wonder if he is gay, hit on him and... get knocked out.

Ditto with Lesbians except it would be a face slap.

Stories where people have no fetishes whatsoever and only engage in tab A in slot B sex. This will be more exciting than the missionary only cause we will allow other positions and the women may like to give head.

Sex between people who are all the same ethnicity.

BDSM stories where all the masters are not tall jacked hot looking guys and all the subs are not pretty little things. Because Christ, have you ever seen some of the 'real people' on fet life? Or gone to a munch? Yikes!

For Romance the Heroine is swept or her feet by a middle aged guy with a receding hairline, love handles and who is an accountant.

And all participants in all categories have to be human. No supernatural characters allowed that would not be realistic at all.

That's it for now.

Lovecraft, if you mean no more stereotypes then surely Lit and the porn industry can shut down tomorrow.

 

[lovecraft68]

Lovecraft, if you mean no more stereotypes then surely Lit and the porn industry can shut down tomorrow.

Not what I am saying at all! But perhaps Literotica could draw in the audience of people who want to read about real life sex!

This for the people who either think fantasy is bad or always feel inadequate when reading porn. Sex stories for the real people of the world! Now who the hell will write them is another question.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

you can write and submit whatever you want - within Lit's boudaries 'course, but i doubt, if you're bothered by such a thing, that the stories would be too popular. what brings readers to Lit in the first place? i don't reckon it's ma and pa and the kids sitting around and playing monopoly.

i heard a theory - dunno where i got it - that porn is so popular because it is, quite simply, unoriginal. we can get white-sized black cock in r/l, what people [generally] want in their smut is a guy who can jet a gallon of jizz at a time, and then do it again a few minutes later; they want slut wives (LW being the exception there! ); having granny suck off little johnny and all his friends ...? yup, feed it to 'em.

i think stella breaks the lesbian stereotype.

still, a category for 'real-life' sex would be cool. then there'd be little excuse for the anonymous feedback from the nutters out there.

 

[lovecraft68]

you can write and submit whatever you want - within Lit's boudaries 'course, but i doubt, if you're bothered by such a thing, that the stories would be too popular. what brings readers to Lit in the first place? i don't reckon it's ma and pa and the kids sitting around and playing monopoly.

i heard a theory - dunno where i got it - that porn is so popular because it is, quite simply, unoriginal. we can get white-sized black cock in r/l, what people [generally] want in their smut is a guy who can jet a gallon of jizz at a time, and then do it again a few minutes later; they want slut wives (LW being the exception there! ); having granny suck off little johnny and all his friends ...? yup, feed it to 'em.

i think stella breaks the lesbian stereotype.

still, a category for 'real-life' sex would be cool. then there'd be little excuse for the anonymous feedback from the nutters out there.

Sigh. This is going to turn into another one of those "meant as a joke" but people are going to take seriously threads isn't it?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Sigh. This is going to turn into another one of those "meant as a joke" but people are going to take seriously threads isn't it?

me? take it seriously?

you don't know me ... do you?

 

[lovecraft68]

me? take it seriously?

you don't know me ... do you?

Nope, just a few of your stories. Pretty good actually your on my fav's page.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Nope, just a few of your stories. Pretty good actually your on my fav's page.

awww, shut-UP!

thanks.

now i'm going to get back to my unlikely incest tale.

 

[lovecraft68]

awww, shut-UP!

thanks.

now i'm going to get back to my unlikely incest tale.

The one where they talk about school and play monopoly? I can't wait to read it!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

The one where they talk about school and play monopoly? I can't wait to read it!

i might wangle a board game into it.

 

[txblush]

I appreciated the humor, wished I'd thought of it myself, and want to thank you for making me laugh.

 

[sr71plt]

Well after reading a couple of yesterdays threads; one the "penis size study" and the other "is romance bad for you". In seeing some of the responses it seems fantasy should be on its way out! There should be no unrealistic expectations and size, even in porn, should never matter.

I think where your problem is is that there was no such vote here reaching that decision.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think where your problem is is that there was no such vote here reaching that decision.

There was no such vote because it is a joke thread.

You know a joke? I really don't think you do. Arrogant SOB's usually don;t because they have to try to flex their intelligence even at things that are not meant to be taken seriously.

You could fuck up a wet dream couldn't you?

You'd appear in the dream and say "but that dialogue is not accurate!" and "No that would never happen!"

I think, no I know, that your problem Pilot is you are a pretentious Prick. Disagree all you want but I ma finding more and more of your fan club the longer I hang out here. I especially love your friends in the editors forum that berate you for being a prick.

One wonders that if I am so stupid and beneath you, why you bother posting on my threads or posting to me at all. I am clearly less that you. Or is that your charitable work? Trying to prove your humility by speaking to the dummies that populate this site.


If so don't do me the favor. Go find your equal. Oh that's right people with God complexes have no equal.

 

[SydneyBlake]

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Ditto with Lesbians except it would be a face slap.
.

I don't think a lesbian would get slapped by a straight woman. A straight woman - at least a white woman - would laugh, blush, excuse herself, tell all her girlfriends, and effectively have the lesbian ostracized.

A good slap would be preferable.

 

[michchick98]

Not what I am saying at all! But perhaps Literotica could draw in the audience of people who want to read about real life sex!

This for the people who either think fantasy is bad or always feel inadequate when reading porn. Sex stories for the real people of the world! Now who the hell will write them is another question.

Who'd write it? The people complaining about it of course. Let them write what they want to read.

 

[TE999]

There was no such vote because it is a joke thread.

You know a joke? I really don't think you do. Arrogant SOB's usually don;t because they have to try to flex their intelligence even at things that are not meant to be taken seriously.

You could fuck up a wet dream couldn't you?

You'd appear in the dream and say "but that dialogue is not accurate!" and "No that would never happen!"

I think, no I know, that your problem Pilot is you are a pretentious Prick. Disagree all you want but I ma finding more and more of your fan club the longer I hang out here. I especially love your friends in the editors forum that berate you for being a prick.

One wonders that if I am so stupid and beneath you, why you bother posting on my threads or posting to me at all. I am clearly less that you. Or is that your charitable work? Trying to prove your humility by speaking to the dummies that populate this site.


If so don't do me the favor. Go find your equal. Oh that's right people with God complexes have no equal.

You, sir, have nailed it where the plt is concerned. I can add nothing of substance to what you have stated. Well done.

This is why I have that bag of hot gas on Ignore. I advise you and anyone else to do the same if you seek to enjoy yourself posting on this site.

 

[SydneyBlake]

For Romance the Heroine is swept off her feet by a middle aged guy with a receding hairline, love handles and who is an accountant.
.

An accountant? You really are a freak, you know that?

The hero in my story has a receding hairline, and he seems to be very well liked so far. Of course, he's also abnormally tall and has the body of an Adonis, so he has other attributes that make up for this "shortcoming".

I get what you're saying. Heroes and heroines need to fit a certain stereotype before readers will be interested in them. But I also like to see some realism in the story, too, so when a writer tries to convince me that a man has a 12-inch dong, or the heroine has triple-P tits, my suspension of disbelief gets blown out of the water.

 

[TxRad]

"real life sex category"

I can see all the blank pages now.

 

[SydneyBlake]

And of course, who wouldn't love a great, wholesome game of strip monopoly?

 

[lovecraft68]

An accountant? You really are a freak, you know that?

The hero in my story has a receding hairline, and he seems to be very well liked so far. Of course, he's also abnormally tall and has the body of an Adonis, so he has other attributes that make up for this "shortcoming".

I get what you're saying. Heroes and heroines need to fit a certain stereotype before readers will be interested in them. But I also like to see some realism in the story, too, so when a writer tries to convince me that a man has a 12-inch dong, or the heroine has triple-P tits, my suspension of disbelief gets blown out of the water.

The over sized cock has its place in the alpha male type. Hence Mark from SWB a character who is truly larger than life and is written to be so.

Honestly take away the incest and the satanism Mark is the romance hero. Lawyer, gorgeous, and even the bad ass tats would play in. Unrealistic expectations.

I guess I am lucky the wife didn't read Nora Roberts or she would have never been swept off her feet by a 5'8" 175 pound warehouse manager who quit school, has a bad attitude, and way too many tats. yay for reality!

 

[lovecraft68]

You, sir, have nailed it where the plt is concerned. I can add nothing of substance to what you have stated. Well done.

This is why I have that bag of hot gas on Ignore. I advise you and anyone else to do the same if you seek to enjoy yourself posting on this site.

For me personally putting someone on ignore is the equivalent of admitting that they have gotten to you. I will never give anyone the satisfaction. That is not to say you are wrong fro doing it everyone is different.

On the rare occasions his bile actually gets to me I just don't respond. Obviously he cannot put everyone who pisses him off on ignore or he would be here by himself.

When I started here Stella and some others warned me of JBJ who is supposedly the only troll on the AH.

Nope JBJ is juts out to stir shit and at least has a sense of humor behind his crap. Pilot is just a dink and a boring one at that, But if you look at the definition really is a troll here.

I would like to challenge our friend to go swim the general board. See what happens when KR Cummings, Luke_atmydik, Roryn, blunt trauma Kybele, and all the rest get a hold of him. Once they see what he writes it will be all over and then he will see what gay bashing really is.

On that note why don;t you PIlot? Go muck up shit over there. I have. I went there and admitted I wrote incest porn and spent the day defending myself and trading insults great fun and I even made some friends by the end of it.

I want to see you do it.

 

[lovecraft68]

And of course, who wouldn't love a great, wholesome game of strip monopoly?

Me. I prefer strip pool that way we can fuck on the table when it is over.

 

[podga]

"real life sex category"

I can see all the blank pages now.

I don't know about that. Here, I'll make the first entry:

"After a healthy and well-balanced dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Smith brushed their teeth and went to bed. Mr. Smith turned to Mrs. Smith:

"Darling, would you be open to the possibility of sexual intercourse tonight?"

Mrs. Smith considered telling Mr. Smith that she had a headache (<- see, even more realism!). However, she knew that it was time to give young Herbert a sibling.

So she lay back and thought of England."

I'm pretty sure I'd even get some rude feedback!

 

[lovecraft68]

I don't know about that. Here, I'll make the first entry:

"After a healthy and well-balanced dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Smith brushed their teeth and went to bed. Mr. Smith turned to Mrs. Smith:

"Darling, would you be open to the possibility of sexual intercourse tonight?"

Mrs. Smith considered telling Mr. Smith that she had a headache (<- see, even more realism!). However, she knew that it was time to give young Herbert a sibling.

So she lay back and thought of England."

I'm pretty sure I'd even get some rude feedback!

whew!! That was damn hot! Especially the part about the Sibling! The ultimate wifely duty.
'
See I knew there would be writers willing to take this on!

 

[SydneyBlake]

Me. I prefer strip pool that way we can fuck on the table when it is over.

Oooooooooooooh..........