Penis size - What science has discovered

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Ah, well, that would be Koreans. And as we all know . . . :D
 
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And all I could think of after the first post was that it would make a great Monty Python skit.
 
“You boys measured your penis length. The truth is, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared.” – Randy Marsh
“And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far? Yes, little girl over there.” – Randy Marsh

“What’s a penis?” – Girl
 
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Size? is it big enough? Right back to high school.

At the end of the day if you're a guy and you're that concerned over it then that's the problem right there. Insecurity

Who the hell cares? The occasional size queen sure. But otherwise many women would tell you they wouldn't want ten inches.

If you are good at foreplay and act like you know there is someone in bed with you it shouldn't matter.

Studies like this fuel paranoia and send guys to the penis pump etc...

In my life no woman has ever screamed oh get that thing away from me but I have never been asked is it in yet.

Therefore no worries. There's bigger(pun intended) things to worry about in life.
 
Size? is it big enough? Right back to high school.

At the end of the day if you're a guy and you're that concerned over it then that's the problem right there. Insecurity

Who the hell cares? The occasional size queen sure. But otherwise many women would tell you they wouldn't want ten inches.

If you are good at foreplay and act like you know there is someone in bed with you it shouldn't matter.

Studies like this fuel paranoia and send guys to the penis pump etc...

In my life no woman has ever screamed oh get that thing away from me but I have never been asked is it in yet.

Therefore no worries. There's bigger(pun intended) things to worry about in life.

It has to feel right, and it has to feel good. I'm sure the brain has alot to do with that, too.
 
It has to feel right, and it has to feel good. I'm sure the brain has alot to do with that, too.

My sister always remarks that if the dick is attached to one it doesn't matter how big he is. On the other hand if the guy is decent and as I mentioned a attentive lover it doesn't and I think that would lead to the brain getting involved.
 
My sister always remarks that if the dick is attached to one it doesn't matter how big he is. On the other hand if the guy is decent and as I mentioned a attentive lover it doesn't and I think that would lead to the brain getting involved.

Then, I need one with big brain, too.:D
 
Then, I need one with big brain, too.:D

There's some 'head' jokes in there somewhere.

Point is if you like the person it shouldn't matter. I mean maybe for a quick fuck it might but I don;t know like I said not a concern I have ever had.

Women say they are always made to feel self conscious about things (weight, body type, tits) well the booming 'ed' pill barrage is doing it to guys. All the supplements to make it bigger. To last longer.

You can get Viagra through Canadian pharmacy's and the average guy buying them is in his late twenties early 30' don;t need it they just feel they bneed that extra to get them harder.

At the clubs it's red bull and Vodka once again drunk by guys half my age. Some then toss in a Viagra. Guys are way to insecure about this shit. The ywill never understand it isn't 'the main thing'
 
There's some 'head' jokes in there somewhere.

Point is if you like the person it shouldn't matter. I mean maybe for a quick fuck it might but I don;t know like I said not a concern I have ever had.

Women say they are always made to feel self conscious about things (weight, body type, tits) well the booming 'ed' pill barrage is doing it to guys. All the supplements to make it bigger. To last longer.

You can get Viagra through Canadian pharmacy's and the average guy buying them is in his late twenties early 30' don;t need it they just feel they bneed that extra to get them harder.

At the clubs it's red bull and Vodka once again drunk by guys half my age. Some then toss in a Viagra. Guys are way to insecure about this shit. The ywill never understand it isn't 'the main thing'


If at 20 and 30 they are taking the blue pill, they certainly are not with the right person. Too bad! I agree that there is way too much emphasis on it. If it feel right to both parts, then it is good no matter what.
 
If at 20 and 30 they are taking the blue pill, they certainly are not with the right person. Too bad! I agree that there is way too much emphasis on it. If it feel right to both parts, then it is good no matter what.

It's about 'keeping up' honestly my doctor was telling me that at 20 the damn pill really isn't even doing anything for them.

Shit when I was 20 five times was common. Course now at 43 well.... ummm quality over quantity right?

Then again when we were kids we didn't need energy drinks either because our ass wasn;t home on the couch all day.
 
Two thoughts come to mind:

1) Eddie Murphy in Delirious: "I can't find! I can't find!"

And

2) A high school classmate of mine, sitting behind me in class, whispering, "Syd! Syd! They call me the white horse! You know why they call me the white horse?"

Small town Texas. Gotta love it.
 
It's not how much you have, it's what you do with it that counts. ;)

Porno's to the contrary, guys hung like Shetland Ponies are much less likely to have a second encounter with a woman. It's no fun for her when it hurts continually.
 
It's not how much you have, it's what you do with it that counts. ;)

The old "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean," thing.

My babydoll always had a counter for that.

Yeah, but it takes a long time to get anywhere in a dingy. :D
 
The old "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean," thing.

My babydoll always had a counter for that.

Yeah, but it takes a long time to get anywhere in a dingy. :D

Yes, and sorry, but this is emotion-based fiction here. Big arouses in ways small doesn't--at least among my readers--and it's the arousal that's all important.
 
The old "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean," thing.

My babydoll always had a counter for that.

Yeah, but it takes a long time to get anywhere in a dingy. :D

Hence the old expression 'Taking the skin schooner to tuna town.' :D
 
It's not how much you have, it's what you do with it that counts. ;)

Porno's to the contrary, guys hung like Shetland Ponies are much less likely to have a second encounter with a woman. It's no fun for her when it hurts continually.

Ditto.

I've been with a guy who was frankly way to big. That HURT like HELL! :( Add to that I found myself ripped as well and bleeding. That wasn't fun in the least. Him and I never got back together. I like being in one piece after sex, not bleeding like I was just sliced open. I've never again seen anything that big and I don't want to either. I swear that thing was 10 inches long and three inches wide and I just was not meant to stretch for something like that. The sad part of this is it was attached to a guy who was actually nice. Had it not been such a horrid experience in bed he might have worked out.

My Father bless his heart was trying like hell one day many years ago to instill on his teenage daughters what guys were like and he commented "A woman would much rather be tickled to death than stabbed to death." That was in reference of course to penis size. Dad wasn't right on a lot of things, but that one he hit dead on. Give me the five inch penis any day over that ten inch monster that ripped me and I'll be happy.

When I met my Master I certainly wasn't looking for his penis size. What drew me to him was his overall Dominant aura and his brain. The man knew how to use his brain. Heck yeah! :D There is something highly erotic about a man who can make you swoon using words his brain has come up with and he puts them on paper addressing them to you in sweet loving notes or short erotic stories. :heart::kiss:
 
OK, again. This is an erotica site. It's all about bringing on the arousal. This "it depends on what you do with it" phrase bandied about is cute, but I invite links to stories that have melting descriptions of the wonderful things done with a two-inch wang.

Let's see what you've got.
 
Yes, and sorry, but this is emotion-based fiction here. Big arouses in ways small doesn't--at least among my readers--and it's the arousal that's all important.

Well of course in erotica size matters it is part of the fantasy. Maybe in Romance not as much but certainly in most and in your genre I think it would be huge (pun intended)

I also think loving wives of course. It is a staple to see the wife ravaged by a huge cock.

In my series the brother is a stereo typed alpha complete with the horse like cock.

In my other stories I have not gone out of my way to describe size other than words like "his sizable cock".

But in this thread we are talking reality and in real life many women do complain if a guy is that big. And to repeat my point I think men in general worry about it to much.

Then again as Dark mentioned if you have a dingy then you may be in trouble but I think women would have no complaints with 'average' providing you have some other tricks up your sleeves.

I have also heard women complain that guys who are very large are lousy lays because they think all they have to do is stick it in. That is the reverse of the big black cock theory, it means in actuality they are lousy lovers at least the ones obsessed with their BBC are anyway.

Anyway as I said the glut of 'performance enhancing' pills and products tell me there are a lot of insecure men out there. Any kind of study seems to somehow reaffirm that.

On another note when looking at porn I have often seen threesomes where one guy is pretty damn big and the other guy average and at that point I'm thinking now that could be a bit disheartening!;)
 
Well of course in erotica size matters it is part of the fantasy. Maybe in Romance not as much but certainly in most and in your genre I think it would be huge (pun intended)

I also think loving wives of course. It is a staple to see the wife ravaged by a huge cock.

In my series the brother is a stereo typed alpha complete with the horse like cock.

In my other stories I have not gone out of my way to describe size other than words like "his sizable cock".

But in this thread we are talking reality and in real life many women do complain if a guy is that big. And to repeat my point I think men in general worry about it to much.

Then again as Dark mentioned if you have a dingy then you may be in trouble but I think women would have no complaints with 'average' providing you have some other tricks up your sleeves.

I have also heard women complain that guys who are very large are lousy lays because they think all they have to do is stick it in. That is the reverse of the big black cock theory, it means in actuality they are lousy lovers at least the ones obsessed with their BBC are anyway.

Anyway as I said the glut of 'performance enhancing' pills and products tell me there are a lot of insecure men out there. Any kind of study seems to somehow reaffirm that.

On another note when looking at porn I have often seen threesomes where one guy is pretty damn big and the other guy average and at that point I'm thinking now that could be a bit disheartening!;)

You are talking reality--or think you are.

If it's such reality, when talking arousal, I repeat--and you didn't supply a citation in all that yammering--where are the descriptive stories of a two-inch wang being meltingly used? The issue is what arouses--and fiction is all about what arouses in reality. If you turn your nose up about size and come back with a cute phrase as was done here, what's the proof you aren't just lying to yourself and others? Where are the melting descriptions of a small cock in a sex scene?

They very well might be here, but they aren't here until pointed to--and without the references, it's not reality; it's make believe.

Those who say it's all what you do with what you got are challenged to either point to good examples here or write up what they mean and make it believable and hot. Some story where at least one of the participants actually has a real cock, please. I know lesbian stories can be made hot--but these have nothing to do with penis size.
 
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You are talking reality--or think you are.

If it's such reality, when talking arousal, I repeat--and you didn't supply a citation in all that yammering--where are the descriptive stories of a two-inch wang being meltingly used? The issue is what arouses--and fiction is all about what arouses in reality. If you turn your nose up about size and come back with a cute phrase as was done here, what's the proof you aren't just lying to yourself and others? Where are the melting descriptions of a small cock in a sex scene?

They very well might be here, but they aren't here until pointed to--and without the references, it's not reality; it's make believe.

Those who say it's all what you do with what you got are challenged to either point to good examples here or write up what they mean and make it believable and hot. Some story where at least one of the participants actually has a real cock, please. I know lesbian stories can be made hot--but these have nothing to do with penis size.

First off if you literally have a 2" cock you are just plain screwed, but that would be an extreme. What is average supposed to be 5-6"? Not sure cause I don't care. Personally I have no worries.

I agreed with you on it needing to be "big" for arousal in fantasy porn. But in real life my point is most women are okay with average. I did not say they were okay with 2".

As for good examples in real life? I 'll start asking and have my wife ask all our female friends. we will poll the poles so to speak and ask how big their man's cock is and if it is satisfactory to them or are they just lying to spare their feelings.

Most Big cocks are attached to big cocks. Most women prefer to be with decent guys.

I think you are just obsessed with size through your own preferences.
 
Moore's Law Revisited

If penile enhancement technology had kept pace with advancements in microprocessor technology over the past 40 years, then the average male today would be sporting an erection that extends just beyond the orbit of Jupiter. Yet we would be getting the same amount of spam as ever, urging us to purchase products guaranteed to give us 30% more length in just weeks.
 
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