A new game!

[Sonny Limatina]

This one's easy and fun. One poster writes a sentence. Then the next scrambles up all the letters of the sentence and sorts them by both function and relative width, taking into account the frequency of possible digraph-combinations for each letter. Assign each letter the appropriate numerical value, and write that number out in numerals. Now, the only tricky part is that you're going to multiply that number not by 17, as you might think, but by 19.4! You see why that's so cool? Then you take that new number, write it out in letters, translate into Urdu and then back into English, and multiply the result by your original sentence.

Then you just write the new sentence here and the next person does the same thing. Easy right?

OK, I'll start:

Ugly penguins never pay cash.

 

[neci]

bump.

 

[neci]

tl;dr

 

[islandman]

Result: Who let the dawgs out? Who? Who?

 

[Sinny]

I stopped reading after the 10th word.

Somebody post some tits.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

tl;dr

I don't think that's right. Are you using Dakhni or Modern Vernacular Urdu for your translations?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

How am I doing so far?

 

[Ham Murabi]

He was rough in bed, so much so that Judith started wearing a football helmet when they had sex.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

How am I doing so far?

12.

He was rough in bed, so much so that Judith started wearing a football helmet when they had sex.

Yes! Exactly.

Now the next person goes.

 

[philosophygirl]

I'm confused, does anyone have an English translation?

 

[Sinny]

Use two teaspoons instead of four then mix it all together.

 

[gravyrug]

Use two teaspoons instead of four then mix it all together.

Wait, are you using almond oil, or just the vanilla?

 

[Sinny]

Wait, are you using almond oil, or just the vanilla?

Saigon cinnamon plus a shot of jaeger.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Saigon cinnamon plus a shot of jaeger.

I ended up with "War, children. it's just a shot away." You might have to use a tandigrade regression before the translation to make it come out just right. Anyway...good!

 

[Sonny Limatina]

A new one:

Vegetables ate the only trousers I own.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

A new one:

Vegetables ate the only trousers I own.

Wow, I could have had a V8!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'm waiting for the acid to take effect.

 

[Sinny]

You'll need to activate it with the dolphin urine.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I'm waiting for the acid to take effect.

I get it! Acetone?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You'll need to activate it with the dolphin urine.

Now you're getting it!

OK, your turn.

 

[rosco rathbone]

.kgjtnse5[09utae' rkgm'-0

no wait 4883428100101sd.krk;jasfjk;v;vnf....

 

[kbate]

.kgjtnse5[09utae' rkgm'-0

no wait 4883428100101sd.krk;jasfjk;v;vnf....

You forgot to carry the L in step 3. Such an obvious error

 

[Sean]

This reminds me so much of Mornington Crescent it's scary.

 

[pink]

He was rough in bed, so much so that Judith started wearing a football helmet when they had sex.

I love this!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Я понятия не имею, что говорится здесь.