SydneyBlake
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I was just wondering.
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Anger is counter productive ... it prevents you from thinking clearly so you can get even.![]()
Ah, so that's why you're losing on points tonight.![]()
Are you following me? Buzz off, I don't go for that shit.![]()
Anger? Some time back we had a rodeo event here. Bovine boys would jump on the back of a moo cow and the moo cow would jump and kick, turn and spin. These were not your basic contented moo cows. The moo cows could definitely have used a course in anger management.
Then again, when you politely pointed out that it was pronounced roh-day-o, not road-e-o, the bovine boys could definitely have used a course in anger management.
You want to know about anger, go and watch the bovine boys and the moo cows. (No, I have no idea why.)
Anger is usually what people feel in response to depression, fear, and betrayal. Anger feels better than the others, and it motivates you to take action.
And here I've always thought it was bulls they jumped on in some sort of interspecific symbolic sex ritual from Brokeback Mountain! It makes me so angry to think that not only was I lied to, but to realize that the tight chinches to make the bovines jump were on udders and not scrota! Those poor moo-cows! Quick call PETA and have them investigate both the rodeeo and the rodayo!
The rohdayo moo cows are all bull moo cows. The cinch does pull tightly across scrota. Ouch!
From Wiki:
The flank strap is a rope made out of cotton which is tied around the bull's flank. Contrary to popular belief, the flank strap is not tied around the bull's testicles. This rope is to encourage the bull to use its hind legs more in a bucking motion, as this is a true test of a riders skill in maintaining the ride. If it is applied improperly a rider may request to ride again, as the bull will not buck well if the flank strap is too tight. The flank strap is applied by the stock contractor or his designate.
Also, a bull that does well in the arena is used to breed more bull moo cows. Obviously they would not want to take a chance on damaging the testicles of such a bull moo cow.
I'm angry because I have been in serious pain controlled by heavy drugs for 31 days and I find out today I have to go another 6 weeks before I can even see a specialist. Yet local doctor wants me off the heavy drugs. The anger will pass soon but right now I'd like to tell the NHS that they have ruined my fucking summer and they can all go be fucked by hot fire pokers.
*takes deep breath*