Corbal
Cereal Killer
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- Jun 8, 2010
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Sorry you had the struggles!
Jump up here in my lap and I'll tell you a bedtime story. You sound like you need a smile, precious.
I'll break your knee....gimme a chair.

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Sorry you had the struggles!
Jump up here in my lap and I'll tell you a bedtime story. You sound like you need a smile, precious.

I'll break your knee....gimme a chair.![]()
Shut it, that's such bs. But, there are three empty chairs around the porch bistro table right now. Grab one and kick your feets up in another.
I don't break easy, but you'd be more comfy that way.
Plus, I opened the wine cellar tonight, so you can have anything you want.
Well, at least when it comes to you. 
RUNS IN BREASTS JIGGLING
CORBS!!!!!!!!!
POUNCETACKLEHUGSKISSESTUSHSMACK!

Omnomnomnomnomnomnombiteomnomnomnomlickomnomnomnomsuck.![]()
Melts
I missed you
But I have found some fun ways to distract muhself
How have you been? Hopefully avoiding sunburns and ant nests
I am been a nice summer so far![]()
My old man had spinal surgery on Thursday. Life has been challenging but it's looking up, baby!Hows you bewbiful?

Runs in, gropes Corbal, pinches her boo~tay, runs out
Honey.....I can anything I want anyways.Well, at least when it comes to you.
So what's been up? What'd you do today?
Damn
I hope and pray for a VERY speedy recovery. Being out of sync sucks plus he needs to be at 100% because we know you like a proper ahem......![]()
Glad to see the fucked day ain't stripped the cocky from your tude!
I ain't hit a lick at a snake today. Hardest thing I did was open this last bottle. It is awesomeville here tonight.

Hits the ground and tumbles, ending up with my head on pretty bewbs...nestles in...
Hey!!
Sits up, stands, yanks pretty lady to her feet...
I am wandering around in a daze...stupid night shift...
grins, presses lips to pretty cheek...
Now, why are you still awake, it's very late!!!
Lazy bones! Poor Mrs P......
I'd light a fire under your ass....make you do something, other than lush it.
Thanks for the welcome, babydoll.
*pours you a glass of grape goodness
Here's to ya!![]()

Haha! Last night I had to bathe the man. It was hilarious and odd all at the same time. He looked like a kid in a candy store. Haha! He was digging the golden treatment. He's such an ass.

How's it hangin hot stuff?
Pays respects, returning cheek kisses
I'm up with my 'mini' watching the new Karate Kid. Slow night?
I don't know, do you think you're hot stuff?Slightly to the left.
Wait, were you talkin to me?
To the left. NHow's it hangin hot stuff?
Yeah, k, no. I wanna pinch your nipples for that one.Oh no you didnt. Six days a week I fill that beauty's account with dead presidents. And fill her....well you know.
One day chillin ain't gonna cause her world from turning!
haha! He's been super appreciative. And damned well should be. I think, I'll be getting awesomeness out of this. A new Coach.....I've been scoping full body laser hair removal. But then, there's a half back mural tattoo I want. The options are endless. So, he can call me his ball scrubber.Salud you sexy OG
I can imagine. Awwww it kind of sounds cute. Naughty adult cute. You are an awesome lady babes. Your "well fuck it, lets do this" mentality is admirable. You are truly FUCKRAD!
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We hangout too much.....we answered the same way on this post.Slightly to the left.
Wait, were you talkin to me?

I took my youngest to see that when it came out...*grins*
and very slow night...a twelve hour shift with nothing to do until closer to 5 am...
*head shake*

I don't know, do you think you're hot stuff?![]()
