It's Open Post Friday!

[Lorilei]

I am telling you. The boys are hanging out of my shorts and on the couch. I could get a job in the circus right now.

I'm not making your burger until you put those things away.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm not making your burger until you put those things away.

I tried. They just slip right out. And I am not going to duct tape them into place.

Just don't step on them. Thanks.

 

[Lorilei]

I tried. They just slip right out. And I am not going to duct tape them into place.

Just don't step on them. Thanks.

I can't promise anything. But I will at least take off the heels.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

You are a flaming idiot. That was our first and last date.

Wow. Two dates already!

You should put out next time!

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Shall we go to Denver and see John? If so, let's not fly.

Yeah, let's drive the van and bring a bat for Petey's "education."

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

You can bet she meant to deliver that one like a Louisville Slugger.

tee hee tee hee


Great minds...

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, let's drive the van and bring a bat for Petey's "education."

AssGropper!

Never bring a bat to a gun fight.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

He was good to look at, that's about it. Lots more fish in the sea.

I'm the tapia in your tuna...

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I have a thing for those.



Being sick in the summer is messed up. Hot and cold. Coughing. Feel like shit. My balls are hanging down to my knees.

I hope they don't fall out of my cargo shorts.

Batter up!

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

If there's nothing wrong with you, why do you need allergy medicine?

Easiest way to cook up a batch of, uh, brownies, yeah, brownies...

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/c5c5aa2c.png​

http://bacontoday.com/bacon-flavored-diet-coke/

That's just so offensive on an international level...






... and I'm not at all interested, so talk on, I'll mail it in...

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I swear to god, I have to be the only person who, when entering a thread like this that specifically states that staying on topic is optional, wonders whether his post is relevant enough to other posts in the thread. There's something fucking wrong with me...

Anyway, since the weather seems to be a pretty common theme, it's been fucking windy out my way, all day long. Going outside, it feels like the entire universe is jostling me, and it musses up my hair. My hair doesn't go where I want it to most of the time anyway, the last thing I need is for some fucking punk-ass weather to come along and screw it up when I do finally get it neat.

But the weather redeemed itself for a bit, by getting all rainy and cold. I love cold, rainy weather. Then it fucked up again by putting on a big ass thunderstorm. I like thunderstorms, but my nearly-wife has a very strong fear of them stemming from her childhood. Much as I like being all manly and holding her through the night (seriously, she goddamn hates these things) I don't like seeing her afraid. It sort of makes me personally offended that the weather is bad.

They represent tornados here...

Everything is relevant, especially the reverent. I have REALLY long hair of native descend...

 

[neci]

here petey.

http://pineappleope.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sss.jpg

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

http://www.americanhunter.org/artic...=web&utm_content=3662&utm_campaign=HomeTrack1

You let The American Hunter and NRA do your thinking for you...

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

AssGropper!

Never bring a bat to a gun fight.

Bring your BAR...






The American Hunter made me say that!

 

[Saint Peter]

here petey.

http://pineappleope.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sss.jpg

Yeah. I do not think you are fully grasping the problem here. They are hanging next to my knees.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Are you fully grasping the problem AND typing?

 

[neci]

Yeah. I do not think you are fully grasping the problem here. They are hanging next to my knees.

do you have old man balls?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

do you have old man balls?

Don't say "on his chin..."

Don't say "on his chin..."

Don't say "on his chin..."

Don't say "on his chin..."

 

[Saint Peter]

do you have old man balls?

I do.

I am storing them in my nice brown socks.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

How high do you pull up your belt?

 

[Saint Peter]

How high do you pull up your belt?

High enough to escape plumber jokes.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

High enough to escape plumber jokes.

I never joke about plumbers; they earn large...

 

[neci]

can you tie them in a knot?

can you tie them in a bow?