It's Open Post Friday!

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Where you don't have to stay on topic or even talk about anything I find interesting.



Why don't people want to go see the doctor?

I get there at 2:00 for a 2:15 appointment (after being told I had to be there 30 minutes early). As I arrived, so too did the doctor. At 2:45 I was taken to the examination room. At 3:30 the doctor showed up. It took him 20 minutes to explain that nothing was wrong with me, which, I already knew, but I have to see him once a year to get an allergy medicine that I used to be able to get on the shelve, but thanks to the tweaker nation, now need a script to get. That's an afternoon I'll never get back.

To make matters worse, he's going out of business to go to work for the hospital thanks to Obamacare.



I'm going to go out and shoot every fawkin' gun I have today, just for a little release of tension...

 

[Bidin~Time]

Good morning, Cap'n

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Good morning, Cap'n

Good Moanin' AMERICA!!!

Let's talk sun, sunflowers, and sons of bitches....

Good mornin' you SOB!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Where you don't have to stay on topic or even talk about anything I find interesting.



Why don't people want to go see the doctor?

I get there at 2:00 for a 2:15 appointment (after being told I had to be there 30 minutes early). As I arrived, so too did the doctor. At 2:45 I was taken to the examination room. At 3:30 the doctor showed up. It took him 20 minutes to explain that nothing was wrong with me, which, I already knew, but I have to see him once a year to get an allergy medicine that I used to be able to get on the shelve, but thanks to the tweaker nation, now need a script to get. That's an afternoon I'll never get back.

To make matters worse, he's going out of business to go to work for the hospital thanks to Obamacare.



I'm going to go out and shoot every fawkin' gun I have today, just for a little release of tension...

I could have saved you some time and money if all you wanted was Benadryl.

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I could have saved you some time and money if all you wanted was Benadryl.

I could save myself time and money with a nine in the mouth and a quick trigger pull, which I might do in the reception room the next time I'm kept waiting that freaking long!

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I reckon so...

Chief, I was just wondering — I suppose that mangy red-bone hound’s got no place else to go either.

[Josey spits tobacco juice on the dog's forehead, which growls at him as it slinks away].

He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is.

 

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[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Let's talk sun, sunflowers, and sons of bitches....

A few days ago, I heard some woman call her kid a son-of-a-bitch. I wonder if the kid took it as an insult?

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

It pays to be able to whistle Dixie and sing The Battle Hymn of the Republic with equal enthusiasm...

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Sunshine on my shoulder, makes me happy!





Now pass the moonshine you summuvabitch...



NOT THE CHAC!

 

[cookiejar]

You are a flaming idiot. That was our first and last date.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

You are a flaming idiot. That was our first and last date.

Some idiots do not like being labeled as a flamer.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I like this thread better than the blurt thread.

I will use this one now.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Good Morning! What a beautiful day! Sun is shining, and yes even woke up with a bird singing outside my bedroom window. Feeling much better, have plans with great friends this weekend, MAN! What a great day to be alive!

Everyone have just a wonderful Friday! xoxo

 

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[cookiejar]

Some idiots do not like being labeled as a flamer.

You can bet she meant to deliver that one like a Louisville Slugger.

He was critical of everything I said or did all evening. The topper was when I ordered dessert and he asked if I really wanted to eat it as I had just got back my shape after having the baby. More like he was cheap and it added an extra $6 on the check.

 

[redheadedtxn]

He was critical of everything I said or did all evening. The topper was when I ordered dessert and he asked if I really wanted to eat it as I had just got back my shape after having the baby. More like he was cheap and it added an extra $6 on the check.

Cheap guy?

Buh-Bye.

Mama don't do cheapies.

Fucker, kick him to the curb. He doesn't deserve you.

 

[cookiejar]

Cheap guy?

Buh-Bye.

Mama don't do cheapies.

Fucker, kick him to the curb. He doesn't deserve you.

He was good to look at, that's about it. Lots more fish in the sea.

 

[redheadedtxn]

He was good to look at, that's about it. Lots more fish in the sea.

VERY TRUE!!! And look at you! Smart, lovely heart, good sense of humor, articulate, beautiful - shoot girl, you got it goin' ON!

 

[cookiejar]

VERY TRUE!!! And look at you! Smart, lovely heart, good sense of humor, articulate, beautiful - shoot girl, you got it goin' ON!