Chelsea Clinton soon to have half-sibling !!!!

[Karen Kraft]

That's right!

Soon-to-be-divorced Chelsea Clinton is about to have a baby brother or sister!

Congrats to proud daddy Bill -- he still can bring it!

Details:

Huma Abedin, formerly seen with Rep. Anthony Weiner (PT-N.Y.), is pregnant, the New York Times reports. According to three sources, while her marriage to the N.Y. Congressman was waiting to be consummated, former President Bill Clinton, a longtime friend of Abedin, since she began working is Hillary Clinton's office in 1996, did his part. "I guess I can still deliver the goods!" chuckled the former Commander-in-Chief, "I'm setting aside a special fund for orthodontia!"

When asked if he was going to play an active role in the baby's life, President Clinton quipped, "It's been a long time since I've bounded anything that small on my lap!"

Under New York law, Anthony Weiner will be the baby's "putative father" since the couple was legally married in 2010. Huma is currently co-habitating with Hillary Clinton in the UAE.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...din-is-pregnant/2011/06/08/AGW5UQMH_blog.html

 

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[Karen Kraft]

Apparently Billo exercised his right of jus primae noctis.

Someone had to service the poor girl !!!!

... after all, she has been doing Hillary for nearly a decade, and at least Bill waited until she was properly married for doing her bareback.

Mark my words -- they'll dump Whiner-boy from the team very soon. He might not even be able to visit Huma and Bill's lovechild.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Soon-to-be-divorced?!?! Huh? She just married the guy!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Karen Kraft]

Toni Weiner's sister even texted over her excitement about the news!

http://www.shedevils.com/galleries/oriental/stolen-1.jpg

 

[Ham Murabi]

I thought Schumer was screwing Weiner's wife, or maybe it's Chelsea.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I thought Schumer was screwing Weiner's wife, or maybe it's Chelsea.

No no no.

You have it all wrong.

Hillary (long term) and Bill (once or twice) have been doing Huma.

Chelsea is divorcing her husband who is a halfwit and nobody is currently fucking her. He went off to Wyoming and is shacking up with a part time housekeeper at one of the ski "resorts" there.

Chuck is screwing Maren Colon, the press intern.

Got that?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Getting divorced already? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Priceless.

 

[Powertone]

Getting divorced already? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Priceless.

and to think they blew like 2.5M on the wedding and fucked up an entire town for a weekend

 

[DevilishTexan]

Although I almost hate to admit it, Chelsea ain't a bad lookin' dame. Has a mouth only a horse could love but that dude she married yeah, he resembles a backwoods dumbfuck. Ya married Liberal royalty least comb ya fuckin' hair bro.

 

[DevilishTexan]

and to think they blew like 2.5M on the wedding and fucked up an entire town for a weekend

Well that's what the power elite do. Gotta keep up appearances. It's not their money they're spending after all.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Getting divorced already? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Priceless.

Yeah, poor Chelsea failed to have Marc Mezvinsky vetted before exchanging nuptials with the nutso-chango former investment dude. Within weeks, he packed it all in and sauntered off to be a vagabond in Wyoming.

Now, keep in mind that she stays put at NYU finishing up her PhD while Marc is in charge of making sure the sun comes up each day, but she does go out into the sticks to visit the troubled lad. Talk of divorce, once dismissed as an impossibility is now only tentatively and hesitatingly dismissed.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Yeah, poor Chelsea failed to have Marc Mezvinsky vetted before exchanging nuptials with the nutso-chango former investment dude. Within weeks, he packed it all in and sauntered off to be a vagabond in Wyoming.

Now, keep in mind that she stays put at NYU finishing up her PhD while Marc is in charge of making sure the sun comes up each day, but she does go out into the sticks to visit the troubled lad. Talk of divorce, once dismissed as an impossibility is now only tentatively and hesitatingly dismissed.

I wasn't even aware spouses of Liberals are allowed in Wyoming. He must be pulling some political clout.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I wasn't even aware spouses of Liberals are allowed in Wyoming. He must be pulling some political clout.

Not only that, he's the only Jew in Wyoming!

* yikes *

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