Have you ever made passionate love to her in chocolate pudding? If interested write back and I will take you through the steps to make it erotic without getting too messy in the bedroom. It has been my experience that mature women really love it.
Making love to her in Chocolate Pudding
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Sounds too messy and sticky. I still just love normal sex with lots of oral. The pudding might interfere with the taste of her juice.
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I can see the allure of using food stuffs in the bedroom, a can of whipped cream for instance can be a hell of a lot of fun. You don't need a jacuzzi full of pudding for an erotic rendezvous.
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Sounds like a quick way down to Yeast Infection Boulevard.
And why do "Mature" women in particular supposedly love this sugar-filled fungusfest?
And why do "Mature" women in particular supposedly love this sugar-filled fungusfest?
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You can't make this goofy ass shit up.
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I swear, sometimes I feel like someone's playing a joke on me when I see certain posts. Are we being Punk'd?
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What do you mean? You don't like the side effects of a sugary, milk, vag cocktail???
What's wrong with people?
btw....Reminds me of a friend who was playing with food in bed with her hubby......they used Bailey's Irish Creme....it didn't turn out well for her.
How to set up the evening
There are going to be times when just making love the same way is not enough to the spark going. Here is a simple and fun way to spice up the evening that will keep her talking about it for months.
Here is the grocery list.
4 - lg boxes of instant cholate pudding
1 - gallon of milk or Silk if laxtose intolerant
1 - Night time eye mask that you can get in the suitcase section of any Wal-Mart or Kmart
1 - Roll of duct tape
1 - 9' x 12' plastic sheet that is at least 3 mil thick. (Usually can find in paint department or Home depot)
4 - 4 foot long Velcro restraining straps or very soft rope
1 - Large trash bag
1 - Newspaper
1 - Small hand towel
Ok now that you got your supplies, pick a day when you are alone in the house or apartment to make the pudding. Pick a large pot or clean plastic container to make the pudding. Follow the instructions and use all four boxes of instant pudding. Once your stir it, put in the refrigerator to jell.
Now onto the bedroom for prepping. First make sure you pick a night that is not stressful for your lover and make sure the kids will not be around to bother you. Make sure during the entire day you constantly sexually tease your wife, husband or lover. In other words, get them in mood through foreplay. Tell them you have a surprise for them. Don't tell them, keep them guessing.
Back to the prep work. Okay take off the comforter and the top sheet. Using the Velcro restraining straps or soft rope, tie one on each of the four corners of the bed. Once this is done slip it under the bed where it cannot be seen but easy to pull out for use. Next take the plastic sheet and spread it over the bed. Starting at the foot of the bed, duct tape the corners to the bottom of the bed. You want to use the extra material later to use to cover the headboard when ready for the fun. Next, take comforter to cover up your work. Tuck the extra material under the blanket. Put the hand towel next to the night stand.
A couple hours before the games begin, take the pudding out of the fridge and heat it up in the microwave for 6 minutes and let it stay there until you are ready. Turn some sexy music on like Enigma and turn up the volume. This is because you don't want them to hear you while you set up your fun. Now tell them in a sex voice you have something special and they have to follow your instruction. Place them in a chair in the living room and blind fold them. Tell them do not get up and relax for a minute. Once they are in place take the pudding out of the microwave and take it to the bedroom. Make sure they are not looking. Once there, take the comforter off the bed and place it a good distance from the bed (preferable the closet). Next take the extra plastic material and place it over the headboard and use the duct tape to hold it down. Don't be cheap; use a lot of tape to keep it from pull off the head board. Once completed pull out the straps or rope. Take the newspaper and make a path to your bathroom for when you are done and this will prevent pudding on the carpet. Once the bedroom is set go get them. Before you enter the bedroom, strip them slowly and tease them a little with a little oral fun. Once they are hard or wet, lead them to the bedroom and place them on the bed in the center. Remind them don't look and begin to tie them spray eagle on the bed facing up. I recommend you start with the hands and do not tie straps to tight you want them to enjoy it and you later will want to untie them and it sometimes difficult with they covered in pudding.
Okay you got them naked and tied to the bed; it is time to bring out the pudding. The pudding should be warm and not cold you are going to apply it. If not, heat it up for a few more minutes and stir the pudding. Place the container on the bed and straddle your lover's hips. While reaching over to the container, take both hands and scoop up a large amount of pudding and place it all over their breast at once. Not a little a time but large quantities. Your lover will be surprised as you spread it all over their chest or breasts. You might want to give them a quick taste and then back into the container for some more pudding. Start covering their body with more pudding; work it into legs, arms, fingers and toes. Once this is done, start sliding up and down their body with your naked pudding covered body and have your way with them. Go ahead and take off the blindfold and get it in their hair as well. Lick it off and make love them. Go wild with it. In case you get some in your eye while going down on them, use the hand towel on night stand. Eventually untie your lover and let them have fun with you. Make love and go crazy.
Now after an hour and half, the pudding will start drying off and you might become a little stuck on the plastic. No problem, slowly get off the bed and follow you path of newspaper to the shower and have some more fun and laughs washing it off. Take pictures if you dare for later.
Okay here is the easy clean up part. After you shower and still naked, pull out the big plastic trash bag in the bedroom. Pick up all the newspaper and put it in the center of the plastic sheet. Undue the ropes or straps and place them in the center as well. Take the pudding container and put it kitchen sink. Undue the corners of the plastic and fold them into the center. Carefully roll up the pudding plastic sheet tightly and place into the trash bag. You are now done to crawl into a clean bed and have more fun.
I have done with several women and they still talk about years later. Good Luck
There are going to be times when just making love the same way is not enough to the spark going. Here is a simple and fun way to spice up the evening that will keep her talking about it for months.
Here is the grocery list.
4 - lg boxes of instant cholate pudding
1 - gallon of milk or Silk if laxtose intolerant
1 - Night time eye mask that you can get in the suitcase section of any Wal-Mart or Kmart
1 - Roll of duct tape
1 - 9' x 12' plastic sheet that is at least 3 mil thick. (Usually can find in paint department or Home depot)
4 - 4 foot long Velcro restraining straps or very soft rope
1 - Large trash bag
1 - Newspaper
1 - Small hand towel
Ok now that you got your supplies, pick a day when you are alone in the house or apartment to make the pudding. Pick a large pot or clean plastic container to make the pudding. Follow the instructions and use all four boxes of instant pudding. Once your stir it, put in the refrigerator to jell.
Now onto the bedroom for prepping. First make sure you pick a night that is not stressful for your lover and make sure the kids will not be around to bother you. Make sure during the entire day you constantly sexually tease your wife, husband or lover. In other words, get them in mood through foreplay. Tell them you have a surprise for them. Don't tell them, keep them guessing.
Back to the prep work. Okay take off the comforter and the top sheet. Using the Velcro restraining straps or soft rope, tie one on each of the four corners of the bed. Once this is done slip it under the bed where it cannot be seen but easy to pull out for use. Next take the plastic sheet and spread it over the bed. Starting at the foot of the bed, duct tape the corners to the bottom of the bed. You want to use the extra material later to use to cover the headboard when ready for the fun. Next, take comforter to cover up your work. Tuck the extra material under the blanket. Put the hand towel next to the night stand.
A couple hours before the games begin, take the pudding out of the fridge and heat it up in the microwave for 6 minutes and let it stay there until you are ready. Turn some sexy music on like Enigma and turn up the volume. This is because you don't want them to hear you while you set up your fun. Now tell them in a sex voice you have something special and they have to follow your instruction. Place them in a chair in the living room and blind fold them. Tell them do not get up and relax for a minute. Once they are in place take the pudding out of the microwave and take it to the bedroom. Make sure they are not looking. Once there, take the comforter off the bed and place it a good distance from the bed (preferable the closet). Next take the extra plastic material and place it over the headboard and use the duct tape to hold it down. Don't be cheap; use a lot of tape to keep it from pull off the head board. Once completed pull out the straps or rope. Take the newspaper and make a path to your bathroom for when you are done and this will prevent pudding on the carpet. Once the bedroom is set go get them. Before you enter the bedroom, strip them slowly and tease them a little with a little oral fun. Once they are hard or wet, lead them to the bedroom and place them on the bed in the center. Remind them don't look and begin to tie them spray eagle on the bed facing up. I recommend you start with the hands and do not tie straps to tight you want them to enjoy it and you later will want to untie them and it sometimes difficult with they covered in pudding.
Okay you got them naked and tied to the bed; it is time to bring out the pudding. The pudding should be warm and not cold you are going to apply it. If not, heat it up for a few more minutes and stir the pudding. Place the container on the bed and straddle your lover's hips. While reaching over to the container, take both hands and scoop up a large amount of pudding and place it all over their breast at once. Not a little a time but large quantities. Your lover will be surprised as you spread it all over their chest or breasts. You might want to give them a quick taste and then back into the container for some more pudding. Start covering their body with more pudding; work it into legs, arms, fingers and toes. Once this is done, start sliding up and down their body with your naked pudding covered body and have your way with them. Go ahead and take off the blindfold and get it in their hair as well. Lick it off and make love them. Go wild with it. In case you get some in your eye while going down on them, use the hand towel on night stand. Eventually untie your lover and let them have fun with you. Make love and go crazy.
Now after an hour and half, the pudding will start drying off and you might become a little stuck on the plastic. No problem, slowly get off the bed and follow you path of newspaper to the shower and have some more fun and laughs washing it off. Take pictures if you dare for later.
Okay here is the easy clean up part. After you shower and still naked, pull out the big plastic trash bag in the bedroom. Pick up all the newspaper and put it in the center of the plastic sheet. Undue the ropes or straps and place them in the center as well. Take the pudding container and put it kitchen sink. Undue the corners of the plastic and fold them into the center. Carefully roll up the pudding plastic sheet tightly and place into the trash bag. You are now done to crawl into a clean bed and have more fun.
I have done with several women and they still talk about years later. Good Luck
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Dammit I was just typing Bill Cosby jokes and you beat me to it
.It has been said here multiple times here but vagina + sugar = problems. I also know from experience that soy milk won't thicken instant pudding, there needs to be milk fat so if your lady is lactose intolerant you may have to make it from scratch.
Maybe try over in the fetish forum? There's probably some sploshers over in that direction.
Um...good luck?
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It would most definitely be in the humor section. I love that it's a surprise, I've always been happy with flowers.
I'm not too well versed in food play but I do know that anything with mold, yeast, alcohol or sugar would be off limits. I'm probably forgetting a ton of other things. Frankly I'd just stick to eating food off of other body parts.
I'm not too well versed in food play but I do know that anything with mold, yeast, alcohol or sugar would be off limits. I'm probably forgetting a ton of other things. Frankly I'd just stick to eating food off of other body parts.
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Veggies (washed, and preferably encased in a condom), a banana in a condom, ice, plain warm tea or water, even sugar-free popsicles, peeled ginger, coconut oil (assuming you're not using condoms or toys that contain latex), peppermint oil, etc. Whipped cream and other things that contain sugars are fine IF you keep them away from the vulva.
Sugar-free pudding still contains milk, which contains sugars, so it's not a good idea to get it on the vulva or in the vagina.
I'd also stay away from anything that had a lot of chemicals in it.
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I'm making a list, thank you. I'm assuming that this should be organic produce, only. No pesticides for the pussy. Don't have anyone to try it out on, but knowledge is a good thing.for you too Erika.
So assuming that they made a doughnut large enough; a man should opt for a savory bagel instead?????
A good tongue bath should follow the devouring of the penis-ringing pastry, so either would work. Unless your lover is a diabetic, then adapt accordingly.
As to the pudding- warm brown pudding all over my bed? That does not sound so much sexy appealing as "someone had the accident of a life time."
Interesting concept though and nice clean up inclusion. Cross post this over in the Fetish category and you'll make some fans.
Instruction Comments
Thank you for the comments. Yes about the Silk milk is correct I found that out last week. However it jelled enough to blow my new girlfriend away. She eventually told her daughter who called me for the instructions.
As you can tell I have done this numerous times and my tips are from experiencing mistakes in the beginning. However I think I have all the kinks out of the instructions. If you have a glass shower stall you can both make impressions on the glass that you laugh about the next morning.
For the person that says to drug them, you missed the whole point! This elaborate romantic production is a way to bring an extra spark into your relationship with your lover. It is cheap, easy to do and so deliciously kinky and nasty but so much fun. It is like having hot sex in the mud that you can eat. Oral sex for each other is unbelievable with all this chocolate. Please let me know if you try it.
Thank you for the comments. Yes about the Silk milk is correct I found that out last week. However it jelled enough to blow my new girlfriend away. She eventually told her daughter who called me for the instructions.
As you can tell I have done this numerous times and my tips are from experiencing mistakes in the beginning. However I think I have all the kinks out of the instructions. If you have a glass shower stall you can both make impressions on the glass that you laugh about the next morning.
For the person that says to drug them, you missed the whole point! This elaborate romantic production is a way to bring an extra spark into your relationship with your lover. It is cheap, easy to do and so deliciously kinky and nasty but so much fun. It is like having hot sex in the mud that you can eat. Oral sex for each other is unbelievable with all this chocolate. Please let me know if you try it.
Forgot a bonus Option
If your lover has public hair, I recommend the night before please talk them into shaving it all off. Or do it yourself. Don't tell about your surprise but say if they do it for (unless it is all bald) you they will get a nice surpise the next nights. Pudding on a bald pussy or cock is very pleasant and helps you when preforming oral sex with all that chocolate.
If your lover has public hair, I recommend the night before please talk them into shaving it all off. Or do it yourself. Don't tell about your surprise but say if they do it for (unless it is all bald) you they will get a nice surpise the next nights. Pudding on a bald pussy or cock is very pleasant and helps you when preforming oral sex with all that chocolate.
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Yeah, that's probably because some of your partners never spoke to you again after you caused them to get a raging yeast infection.
Point = Completely missed
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