Sarah Palin - the gift that keeps on giving

[Ulaven_Demorte]

This deserves to be quoted again and again.

That she considers the simplest of questions like the one above as "gotcha questions" just highlights her lack of intelligence.

Any question which shows Palin to be a moron is by definition a "gotcha question".

Given her propensity toward stupid answers the number of "gotcha questions" is rapidly approaching infinity.

 

[Ishmael]

This deserves to be quoted again and again.

That she considers the simplest of questions like the one above as "gotcha questions" just highlights her lack of intelligence.

Well Zip, it is. It's a subjective question subject to interpretation by the asker. I spend a lot of time in Boston and what I find fascinating is NOT what others do. I once traveled there with a guy who told me that the best Mexican restaurant in the world was out on Constitution Ave.

My answer would have been, "I wish I could take a bucket of steamers with me." But she's from a place with plentiful sea food at more economical prices. *shrug*

Ishmael

 

[phrodeau]

And one is given pause to wonder why they aren't being released on a Monday?

Ishmael

They were ordered by Alaska's AG to be released by 5/31, a Monday. They've been having software issues.

 

[Ishmael]

They were ordered by Alaska's AG to be released by 5/31, a Monday. They've been having software issues.

Of course they are.

Ishmael

 

[DevilishTexan]

While I can't comment on the Mezkin food (really? I doubt it) I had some hot wings that numbed my tongue. But I killed all 12 and won the shirt.

Fuckin' habaneros.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Ill fitting, you claimed you lost pounds. So how many brain cells did it take for you to become morbidly obese? Simple question.

Yes, the constant fat jokes are ill fitting. As in, SO two years ago.

I did lose a lot of weight, 85 pounds to be exact.
It didn't take any brain cells to become overweight, just a desk job and a love of good food. Neither of which have anything to do with intelligence, or a lack thereof.

You're implying that fat people aren't or can't be smart?

That's not very intelligent of you is it?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Yes, the constant fat jokes are ill fitting. As in, SO two years ago.

I did lose a lot of weight, 85 pounds to be exact.
It didn't take any brain cells to become overweight, just a desk job and a love of good food. Neither of which have anything to do with intelligence, or a lack thereof.

You're implying that fat people aren't or can't be smart?

That's not very intelligent of you is it?

No fat people can be smart. They just sit on their ass a little too often. Which isn't too smart.

Nah dude jus fuckin' witcha 85 lbs is damn good amount. Wondering how your wolves didn't see you as a $10 Golden Corral buffet but ah nah bad DT baaaaad!

 

[Ishmael]

While I can't comment on the Mezkin food (really? I doubt it) I had some hot wings that numbed my tongue. But I killed all 12 and won the shirt.

Fuckin' habaneros.

Sounds like you were a judge at a chili cook off once.

Ishmael

 

[DevilishTexan]

Sounds like you were a judge at a chili cook off once.

Ishmael

I wanted the friggin' t-shirt from an obscure bar in a town in Mass nobody has ever heard of. My way of bonding with the little people.

 

[Ishmael]

I wanted the friggin' t-shirt from an obscure bar in a town in Mass nobody has ever heard of. My way of bonding with the little people.

Did you order ice cream for dessert?

Ishmael

 

[DevilishTexan]

Did you order ice cream for dessert?

Ishmael

Nope. I was steamed for awhile and just drank my beer. Smiling under grinding teeth.

 

[Ishmael]

Nope. I was steamed for awhile and just drank my beer. Smiling under grinding teeth.

The ice cream was for the next morning.

"Come on ice cream!!!!"

Ishmael

 

[DevilishTexan]

The ice cream was for the next morning.

"Come on ice cream!!!!"

Ishmael

Yeah the dog did slide as it ran on the tile out of the bathroom.

 

[Ishmael]

Yeah the dog did slide as it ran on the tile out of the bathroom.

Fucking Pugs.

Ishmael

 

[DevilishTexan]

Fucking Pugs.

Ishmael

I laughed at first then the reason hit me. Then it wasn't so funny.

No, not so funny at all.

 

[Ishmael]

I laughed at first then the reason hit me. Then it wasn't so funny.

No, not so funny at all.

You're reason and mine might be two different reasons. Jus' sayin'.

Ishmael

 

[koalabear]

Yes, the constant fat jokes are ill fitting. As in, SO two years ago.

I did lose a lot of weight, 85 pounds to be exact.
It didn't take any brain cells to become overweight, just a desk job and a love of good food. Neither of which have anything to do with intelligence, or a lack thereof.

You're implying that fat people aren't or can't be smart?

That's not very intelligent of you is it?

Letting yourself get morbidly obese is stupid, and you are far from intelligent, but then a maintenance engineer doesn't have to be.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Letting yourself get morbidly obese is stupid, and you are far from intelligent, but then a maintenance engineer doesn't have to be.

You're one for three. Letting myself get fat was a stupid thing to do, but you're way off on the other two little bear. I'm sure you have intimate knowledge, of well, something. but it damned sure isn't the intellectual requirements of my job position.

Your ratio isn't too good. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. You're barely beating that out.

 

[koalabear]

You're one for three. Letting myself get fat was a stupid thing to do, but you're way off on the other two little bear. I'm sure you have intimate knowledge, of well, something. but it damned sure isn't the intellectual requirements of my job position.

Your ratio isn't too good. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. You're barely beating that out.

I just hope you sought counseling from Merc, I'd hate to see you blow-up like the Goodyear blimp again. Moron

 

[eyer]

]
Question:

Did Paul Revere proclaim:

1. The British are coming! The British are coming!

or

2. The Regulars are coming! The Regulars are coming!

or

3. The Regulars are coming out!

"Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols, and because the colonists themselves were British.[30] Revere's warning, according to eyewitness accounts of the ride and Revere's own descriptions, was "The Regulars are coming out."[31]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I just hope you sought counseling from Merc, I'd hate to see you blow-up like the Goodyear blimp again. Moron

You're down to one in four. The stopped clock just kicked your ass.

 

[koalabear]

You're down to one in four. The stopped clock just kicked your ass.

Keep on dreaming, moron.

 

[phrodeau]

or

3. The Regulars are coming out!

"Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols, and because the colonists themselves were British.[30] Revere's warning, according to eyewitness accounts of the ride and Revere's own descriptions, was "The Regulars are coming out."[31]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere

Wikipedia is still cleaning up the mess left by Palin supporters.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/38678_Palin_Fans_Trying_to_Edit_Wikipedia_Paul_Revere_Page

 

[about_average]

or

3. The Regulars are coming out!

"Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols, and because the colonists themselves were British.[30] Revere's warning, according to eyewitness accounts of the ride and Revere's own descriptions, was "The Regulars are coming out."[31]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere

I've read Revere's account and he didn't mention that. William Munroe, at who's house Revere stopped, recounted him saying that.

About midnight, Col. Paul Revere rode up and requested admittance. I told him the family had just retired, and had requested, that they might not be disturbed by any noise about the house. “Noise!” said he, “you’ll have noise enough before long. The regulars are coming out.” We then permitted him to pass.

But he got several other things wrong; that Revere took the ferry across the Charles River, referring to Revere a colonel and referring to Dawes as "Mr. Lincoln".

So even though the British soldiers were called regulars, Revere may or may not have said "The Regulars are coming out!"

"Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there...."
Sarah Palin - 06/05/2011 - The day history books were rewritten

 

[zipman]

Well Zip, it is. It's a subjective question subject to interpretation by the asker. I spend a lot of time in Boston and what I find fascinating is NOT what others do. I once traveled there with a guy who told me that the best Mexican restaurant in the world was out on Constitution Ave.

My answer would have been, "I wish I could take a bucket of steamers with me." But she's from a place with plentiful sea food at more economical prices. *shrug*

Ishmael

No, it isn't. Just because something is subjective doesn't make it a "Gotcha question," it just makes it a question. That's completely idiotic. A gotcha question is designed to trick or trip up the person to whom it is asked.

The problem is that Palin is such a moron that anything becomes a gotcha question to her.

Your example above makes absolutely no sense.