EesomeBeastie
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4. Persuade someone else to give me a blowjob

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4. Persuade someone else to give me a blowjob
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Maybe that's your best shot Eesome (pun intended)![]()
Dunno. Not had one in goodness knows how many years.
And the winner of this year's Britain's Got Talent Contest is.....
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Awww
OK, you have three options...
1 - Join a yoga class
2 - Seduce your wife
3 - Dream on
Oh, and...
4 - Pay for the privilege![]()
*Empties out pockets*
OK. I have a snotty handkerchief, a broken polo mint and 58 pence. How much quality blowjob d'ya think I'd get for that? As much as half a second from a rancid old dockside tart?![]()
Calls out to my husband, "Den! Grease the cats' tongue!"![]()
Keep a record of everything he does to you my love, there could be a case of 'constructive dismissal'.
He may have a vendetta, he may be jealous of you or he may be acting with reason, we don't know yet. But if a pattern emerges over time you can lay down your evidence, and if he has no proof of defense then he won't have a leg to stand on.![]()
(((hugs))) Sienna!![]()
Or should that be ((( (o)(o) ))) since I see your lovely breasts are on show again.
Maybe I should flash my own man boobs?
Or maybe not. Don't want to scare everyone away!
sitting here waiting to see if a tornado is going to hit our area. not a really good thought. the issue here is we can not see them with all the trees.
If you have hairy ones I don't mind![]()
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Be safe warl0ck![]()
Quite the interesting mix in here....I've been introduced to discussions of "dogging", various avenues by which to procure a BJ, and the awe-inspiring autofellatio pic.....what's next????![]()
Hi blade![]()
... There is obviously other topics too and the music
Join in, start a topic and lets get ejukated
Hi hairball![]()
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Shared CONGRATULATIONS with tigerjen... who celebrates her 10th anniversary on LITEROTICA next month
Well done![]()
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what a night!
Tornado warnings from providence to Bangor Maine now in my area its on till 11PM but nothing but a little rain and lightning so far not even any major wind yet. yes a have a basement and will get there if we need to right now I am watching the news/weather and have been since 5pm. my wife thinks I am crazy. and the train thing is a little tuff I live about 1/2 mile from tracks so I hear trains all day. the governor just declared a state of emergency there have been at least 2 confirmed tornadoes. this is weird I remember on tornado when I was driving through the heartland but we do not have that many through here. going back a few years ago we had some micro bursts go through the area lost some 20 to 30 trees in my neighborhood and a few hundred in the town but this is almost surreal.