Liquid Sexual Aids.....

[PressNightly]

So my wife and I have tried many different oils, lotions and lubricants over the years that have claimed to 'tingle', 'warm', or otherwise increase sexual tension or pleasure. Our experiences with these products has been less than was promised. One of them was so bad it made me completely numb so that I went soft mid fuck cause I couldn't feel anything, and at the same time it made my wife's pussy burn a bit.

Despite all the trouble we've had with them we continue to experiment, we've been through all the different brands of little plastic tubes at the local sex emporium and recently even tried the KY intense stuff that is supposedly clinically tested to increase female pleasure, but for my wife it might as well been water.

So when she asked me to grab a pack of Mine & Yours when we were at the grocery store the other day I was a bit skeptical, but it was the only KY product we hadn't tried yet, and we'd been playing around all morning discretely when the kids were elsewhere so I was plenty horny enough to try anything lol.

The guy's stuff was a total bust for me, didn't feel anything, and it didn't even have that exciting coolness to it of normal KY, but when I got a couple of 'hers' lathered fingers burried between her labia her eyes shot open and she started grinding on my hand hard. I slipped my middle finger into her ass and started slowly rubbing it in and out, after a few minutes she told me how good 'all of it' felt, so I rolled her over, dolloped a bunch on her ass and quickly slid my cock in. Long, pleasing story later I made her cum twice purely through anal, and a third time vaginally (I still haven't gotten off, damn numbing sensation lol). We were suitably suprised by the effectiveness of this wonderfull little tube and all she could talk about was how it tingled in all the right ways.

Unfortunately she was too tired and it was too late for her to return the favor, but I've been promised and long a thorough thumb fucking/blowjob tomorow so I can see if it does the same thing for my ass. Can't wait!

But now that I've struck sexual gold I'm really really interested in finding out if A) anyone else has any similar stores, and/or B) can anyone reccomend to me any other products out there that actually do what they claim, especially when it comes to the... ahem... rear facing pleasure centers.

I would pay a kings ransom for anything that will let me get into her ass more often, or make that weekly pounding I take from my great white dildo any more pleasurable than it already is!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Thanks for the rec! I for one will take a look for it and report back...

I haven't bought many of the warming or tingling lubes. I like Tiger Balm-- used judiciously as all fuck, depending on the lady-- or for sheer ouch-so-damn-good, peeled ginger root.

 

[PressNightly]

Yeah I just recently heard about the ginger root thing on a domination forum (not into dom myself, though with a little more emotional scarring I'm conviced my wife would be wearing leather and calling me a dirtly little bitch lol), the thing that intrigued me most about it was that it very much resembles a prostate massager.

I'm not averse to a little pain mind you, especially if I can get myself to cum anally with it, but in all honesty, how bad is the burning from the ginger?



I'm shopping for massagers now, the only thing I need to decide is whether to tell the wife that it's really for her (she's clueless when it comes to rubber toys) or to hide it like I do my dildo. Would be much easier if I could just look up some good ginger recipes and use that as a cover for my solo anal play!

 

[Stella_Omega]

It burns like crazy. It's hard to believe that you're not getting blistered inside. Buy a little knob, slice off a bit and squeeze some juice onto your finger, stick it up your butt-- see what you think


As far as making excuses for having it around, Ginger is a wonderful ingredient for soups, sweets, drinks, tea-- grate a little into salads for its fresh clean scent... it's both savory and sweet. The root keeps a long time on your countertop.

ON that note, which lube made you go limp? I know some folk that would enjoy that almost as much!

 

[PressNightly]

The 'Yours' tube in the Mine & Yours package. Can't miss it, it's big long and blue lol.


Hmmm.... might need to try a bit of that ginger before I go ahead and really fuck it lol. I like pain (loved anal the first time even) mixed with my sex, but if it feels like it should be blistering then maybe not. lol


Edit:

Oh, which made me go numb/limp as opposed to which made me numb/marathoncock? can't remember the name of it but it was in a long wide tube, looked like a sunscreen package (naked chick on the beach). The stuff was red and smelled of cinamon, if that's any help lol.

 

[fingermagic]

Beer!

 

[PressNightly]

Unfortunately alchohol dulls my libido and when my wife gets drunk she says it's like a laxative, which unfortunately is not helpful when I'm trying to get to the 'other side of the tracks'.


Unless of course you meant to use it in other ways! lol

 

[Safe_Bet]

Thanks for the rec! I for one will take a look for it and report back...

I haven't bought many of the warming or tingling lubes. I like Tiger Balm-- used judiciously as all fuck, depending on the lady-- or for sheer ouch-so-damn-good, peeled ginger root.

Yeah I just recently heard about the ginger root thing on a domination forum (not into dom myself, though with a little more emotional scarring I'm conviced my wife would be wearing leather and calling me a dirtly little bitch lol), the thing that intrigued me most about it was that it very much resembles a prostate massager.

I'm not averse to a little pain mind you, especially if I can get myself to cum anally with it, but in all honesty, how bad is the burning from the ginger?



I'm shopping for massagers now, the only thing I need to decide is whether to tell the wife that it's really for her (she's clueless when it comes to rubber toys) or to hide it like I do my dildo. Would be much easier if I could just look up some good ginger recipes and use that as a cover for my solo anal play!

Instead, you might try just the tiniest bit of nutmeg on or around your wife's clit. It's much more mild and kind of "sneaks up on you" = The wetter she gets, the more effect it has.

It also TASTES damn good!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nutmeg, huh? Never tried that! Thanks Safe_Bet!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Nutmeg, huh? Never tried that! Thanks Safe_Bet!

I've never tried Tiger Balm either... AND I NEVER WILL!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've never tried Tiger Balm either... AND I NEVER WILL!

It's not for everyone, of course. But we aren't talking about big slatherings, usually a pinhead's worth is enough...

usually.