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Have you ever used a candy bar on your wife or ex g/f's as a dildo? :)

Here is an interesting method:

Yes! Frozen Mars bars. Now if you like to play kinky games with chocolate, then try a nice frozen Mars bar...

http://www.britstore.co.uk/photos/mars_bar.jpg

Take it from the "freezer", unwrap it and then place slowly against the clitoris (use a partner to do this, much better). The sensation is amazing and the cold makes you gush almost immediately after a few dabs and pushes. Then slowly insert the bar into the vagina and slightly upwards whilst you allow the muscles to naturally contract and suck it, tightening around it. By this time the juices really begin to start flowing. Let it melt, coating the whole outer area and inside with a mix of chocolate and love juice.
This is where your partner can really enjoy the chocolaty taste as they give you oral sex. You can also share the delights by kissing, a bit like a chocolaty type of "snowballing".

Mmmm... nice
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nope never done it with chocolate. we are partial to maraschino cherries with stems and lollipops.
 
nope never done it with chocolate. we are partial to maraschino cherries with stems and lollipops.

I've tried lollipops :) The iced lollipops can get messy, but that first touch is magic on the clit, like the Mars bar...

How about this... I would say the most common "organic" dildo used in the UK ;)


Cucumber Method
 
not a vegetable type person either. we have a large selection of dildos vibrators and other adult paraphernalia. not to mention my oral fetish.
 
not to mention the fact my wife does not like cold.

I have to say the fire and ice blow job is really great.
 
not a vegetable type person either. we have a large selection of dildos vibrators and other adult paraphernalia. not to mention my oral fetish.

Yes, I like my husband to use the vibe on me whilst working his tongue around my clit. Now that really is nice and if it is done without too much excitement, just light licks, the orgasms it creates are heaven and always long and slow :)
 
unfortunately I am not really a creative person. we do not keep it simple in our bedroom nothing scripted you could say but not creative.
 
not to mention the fact my wife does not like cold.
I have to say the fire and ice blow job is really great...unfortunately I am not really a creative person. we do not keep it simple in our bedroom nothing scripted you could say but not creative.

Regarding kinky foreplay, and like your wife, petite and small, I can still fit into my sixth form school uniform and he loves me to tease him. Not as much these days however, my age must be showing through, having lost my teenage looks :D;)
 
my wife and I shoe shop for foreplay. she loves wearing them I live seeing her in them. I have gotten here to many pairs to count now and have fucked her in them and even with them on a few occasions. you have to be careful and use only a pair of shoes you have never worn out yet. the strangest night we had was with one pair of stiletto heals that we picked up so she could wear them to a Christmas party the problem was we picked up a pair that was just a little to small. before we returned them we fucked in them and I fucked her with them (it was out first time doing that). yes we returned them after we used them.
 
not a deal breaker for me. would rather they not be there I guess it has to do with the thought that they have to tan nude. my wife does not tan its the Irish blood in her I think.
 
my wife and I shoe shop for foreplay. she loves wearing them I live seeing her in them. I have gotten here to many pairs to count now and have fucked her in them and even with them on a few occasions. you have to be careful and use only a pair of shoes you have never worn out yet. the strangest night we had was with one pair of stiletto heals that we picked up so she could wear them to a Christmas party the problem was we picked up a pair that was just a little to small. before we returned them we fucked in them and I fucked her with them (it was out first time doing that). yes we returned them after we used them...
Tanlines:
not a deal breaker for me. would rather they not be there I guess it has to do with the thought that they have to tan nude. my wife does not tan its the Irish blood in her I think...
well got to go movie night with the wife not sure what she picked.

;) Both enjoy your movie warl0ck :) ... bless you :kiss:
 
NEWS:

If you find yourself camping next to a honeymooning couple at Glastonbury this summer, take a second look at the blushing bride - as it may well be none other than Lily Allen.

The recently-retired pop starlet has shunned the Seychelles and blanked the Bahamas in favour of muddy wellies and warm beer, and will be spending her first few days of post-marriage bliss camping in the Westcountry of england.

The star will be escaping 'LDN' and getting back to nature with her husband-to-be Sam Cooper, and will be doing so in relative comfort as she stays in a £1,000 luxury tent in the VIP backstage area, festival organiser Michael Eavis revealed.


-courtessy of Orange News

http://www.nerve.com/files/scanner/2009/07/lily-allen-topless-id-03.jpg

Lily Allen ~ Fuck You
 
Have you ever used a candy bar on your wife or ex g/f's as a dildo? :)

Here is an interesting method:

Yes! Frozen Mars bars. Now if you like to play kinky games with chocolate, then try a nice frozen Mars bar...

http://www.britstore.co.uk/photos/mars_bar.jpg

Take it from the "freezer", unwrap it and then place slowly against the clitoris (use a partner to do this, much better). The sensation is amazing and the cold makes you gush almost immediately after a few dabs and pushes. Then slowly insert the bar into the vagina and slightly upwards whilst you allow the muscles to naturally contract and suck it, tightening around it. By this time the juices really begin to start flowing. Let it melt, coating the whole outer area and inside with a mix of chocolate and love juice.
This is where your partner can really enjoy the chocolaty taste as they give you oral sex. You can also share the delights by kissing, a bit like a chocolaty type of "snowballing".

Mmmm... nice
;)

I thought sugar wasn't safe for the yOni because it can cause yeast infections?
 
How have you been MrBrett? I have been to ACN twice this weekend and you were not there? I hope you've been out having fun...
:)

I was pouring concrete yesterday at my sister's house. Making a concrete path to the doghouse with my brother-in-law but we are making the concrete by hand by mixing sand, gravel, cement and water. I am a little sore today.

You were on ACN without me? :(

Well, I am on ACN right now so come join me and I'll make up for my absence :) :kiss:

How have you been lately? How did the exam go?
 
I was pouring concrete yesterday at my sister's house. Making a concrete path to the doghouse with my brother-in-law but we are making the concrete by hand by mixing sand, gravel, cement and water. I am a little sore today.

You were on ACN without me? :(

Well, I am on ACN right now so come join me and I'll make up for my absence :) :kiss:

How have you been lately? How did the exam go?

The exam, 1 of 3 is on Thursday. It should be easy as it is involving my knowledge of statistics, which is quite easy. Maybe the maths part could be difficult, so I am hoping to be answer most of the "descriptive" solutions more than the formulae ones. I don't want to be seen using my cell phone looking them up ;)
 
The exam, 1 of 3 is on Thursday. It should be easy as it is involving my knowledge of statistics, which is quite easy. Maybe the maths part could be difficult, so I am hoping to be answer most of the "descriptive" solutions more than the formulae ones. I don't want to be seen using my cell phone looking them up ;)

Best of luck my love. I have a wonderful idea... I'll kneel under your desk, between your legs and tell you the answers since I know Calculus and math quite well and Statistics. It's the perfect plan! :D :kiss:
 
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