*Twisted*
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Woot, semi naked women and umbrella drinks are in order!!!We waited to start the party till you got here.![]()
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Woot, semi naked women and umbrella drinks are in order!!!We waited to start the party till you got here.![]()
Naked women???? Where????Woot, semi naked women and umbrella drinks are in order!!!

semi naked Day.. and indeed where?Naked women???? Where????
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*blush*semi naked Day.. and indeed where?

and indeed that is sad. Are you semi naked? *leer**blush*
Me? I'm not naked.......................................................................
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................................................................................................yet.
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Tiptoes in on a quiet Saturday afternoon, sees an empty space....
Hi, Corbal, and all of the awesome friends in the Corbalist party...I haven't been around for awhile, but I wanted to say hi, and I miss you all bunches and bunches, but real life has been brutally busy! I hope everyone is doing well, and please know that I will miss you terribly if you get raptured later today. I will still be here, drinking beer, cursing, and forgetting to put on my underwear when I go out in public.
Hugs & Kisses!!!
Tiptoes out, hoping to come back and visit soon!!!

I'm so proud of you! Wait....you were talking about the kid.i got the little one to go peepee in the big boy potty and he's taking a nap now.
and corbs said this parenting stuff wasn't gonna be easy.![]()



II love your legs.![]()
Your Whole Person. I fixed it!Yes!
Those fine things need a spotlight.
Hey Corbs, Day, Jabber and anyone else I missed- have a relaxing rest of the night. I am going to curl up now and snore into dreamland LOL.
I'll need this in every color made, please.
I like your nipples.I like your new makeover.
He's so special.Duh.

In your honor, I am watching this show right now.That was so epic!!!!!
/finished the movie.
I'm so slow! It's Saturday night! Smooches, hooches!Smooches...........hope you're having a good week............one day left.![]()
So, fuckin' share!Sharing is caring from what I heard
Corbewbs....but no one's ever seen them.Aloha, sweetness.
What's good in the land of Corbal?

Happy Saturday beautiful.couldn't I just show all'ya'all?
Happy Friday everyone
You are as random as gluten free cornbread. Just sayin'I love making chili and gluten free cornbread.

whaddup, Shady!Hey C aka sexiest badass hooch on Lit
Hey everyone else on the thread
TGIF!!!!
Life has thrown me a curveball over the last two days. I'm just trying to be everything to everyone and its wearing me out. How's the beautifullest?Hi Corbal
Wherever you are
Walmart....near the dumpster, with cigarettes and the 'day after' pills. You're such a whore.where's all my biotches?
The one in the middle is not too far behind her.Is it me, or is second from the right considerably older than the rest?
What did you see?Hola all, had a great night out with some friends at the local improv, what's up here tonight?
Ass cracks?whats crackin folks?
Wait.......I forgot everything you said after forgetting panties.Tiptoes in on a quiet Saturday afternoon, sees an empty space....
Hi, Corbal, and all of the awesome friends in the Corbalist party...I haven't been around for awhile, but I wanted to say hi, and I miss you all bunches and bunches, but real life has been brutally busy! I hope everyone is doing well, and please know that I will miss you terribly if you get raptured later today. I will still be here, drinking beer, cursing, and forgetting to put on my underwear when I go out in public.
Hugs & Kisses!!!
Tiptoes out, hoping to come back and visit soon!!!

Sup' fucker.*snickers*
I haven't seen anyone drifting skyward.......and judging by my kink score; I'm safe for awhile!
Try two of those, for more than one week, slick. You ain't got shit on us 'birth' parents yet, rockstar.i got the little one to go peepee in the big boy potty and he's taking a nap now.
and corbs said this parenting stuff wasn't gonna be easy.![]()
Hey all slipping past the Corbal thread to inform her that I am still stalking her damn arse!
How are you all this fucktastic evening?

Gifts for the Fuckawesome Corbs
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x65/rosediabolic/bisous%20kisses/pic66.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B6J6nGs6VwA/SQCkHRM-taI/AAAAAAAAKCY/0Vj7UXaOor8/s320/American+Apparel+stripe+thigh-high+socks.jpg
http://www.dirjournal.com/shopping-journal/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/skittles.jpg
http://fromthelittleacorntothebigapple.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jellybellyflavors.jpg
http://www.commentsyard.com/cy/01/6474/Mixed%20Flowers%20and%20a%20Bear.jpg
and of course



Amen for Shady....I'll eat my JB's, slip on my leg warmers, hug my teddy and watch this beauty.....
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la3j0gPq0l1qaxq9po1_500.gif
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Hey Sunshine
Yes, much better on the siggie. Those legs are so yummy and yes the rest of you is swoon worthy
Eats some of the sour skittles
How was your day?
I hope your tourny went well and the kids and the old man are doing good
GAWD YOUR AV.

Mwah! Hey there, lover.Gracias on the legs....
My day was full of madness. The soccer tourney was cancelled, so, I got in the back yard and got it ready for Memorial Day weekend. I planted, pruned plants swept the pool, pulled the outdoor loungers, couch, rugs and all that mess out. Cleaned it and put arranged it out back. Cleaned house, laundry...you know the lavish lives of the rich and shameless.
How's you?

...but it's beautiful....That's gay.
...but it's beautiful....![]()
Seriously? THAT would be a first.mmmmmm.....not so much.
But then again, I don't really get off on watching two women make out, either.
Seriously? THAT would be a first.![]()