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y=mx+b said:
that's alright. I printed out one of your pics and made myself a sign for you. As it turns out... it takes around three loads of semen (not three spurts... but three full ejaculatory loads) to spell out "Congrats y=mx+b on 20K!!!"
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Good to know for future reference..
 
Kahlo said:
That may explain why I like ball point pens. I actually am a fan of working with wax. LOL.. I incorporate it into almost all of my sculptures. I personally use the papermate retractable profile 1.4b. lol Did you try using hairspray to clean the stain?
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no. Oxyclean did lighten it up a bit on one of the quilt squares... that's about it. pretty sure it's too late to do anything about the stain now. Maybe I'll go pick up some hairspray... can't hurt.
 
DeepRedLips said:
I laughed, which was needed. Badly.

You've never heard of that whole "lefties live 9 years less than righties?

Just google "left handed life expectancy".

It was made popular by a study that turned out to be horseshit in a variety of ways. Reasons ranged from higher correlations to illnesses (which, if you think about it is inherently problematic because correlations are just that: correlations. Doesn't prove directionality of a relationship or causality) to things generally made for right handed people. Power tools were used as an example, but between you, me, & all of the many on your thread - I'd seriously do harm to myself with a power tool due to sheer incompetency.

That's probably more than you wanted to know. Sorry.
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actually I have heard that. My brother is actually left handed... the freak. Parents could have had three awesome normal boys but he had to go and fuck everything up for them by being left handed. Being the middle child serves him right.

and when it comes to you... there's no fucking such thing as "probably more than you wanted to know." And because of this... I'm going to go bump your thread and you are going to respond because it's not often I bump threads... and I am credible. Though now that I thought about it someone probably already has because that's how things always work.
 
JessiePi said:
Really??? Shit, I was kidding, but if you're Actually considering it!!! :D
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well.. I'm not 100% sold on doing it... but since life is uncertain there's always a possibility. And my midwestern/Wisconsin accent is so adorable! :rolleyes:
 
y=mx+b said:
actually I have heard that. My brother is actually left handed... the freak. Parents could have had three awesome normal boys but he had to go and fuck everything up for them by being left handed. Being the middle child serves him right.

and when it comes to you... there's no fucking such thing as "probably more than you wanted to know." And because of this... I'm going to go bump your thread and you are going to respond because it's not often I bump threads... and I am credible. Though now that I thought about it someone probably already has because that's how things always work.
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I'm left handed Y...and now a bit hurt...there's pouting..but don't worry..I'll just huddle with the other freaks...and await my untimely death :p
and a middle child
 
y=mx+b said:
A special thanks goes out to shadysmurfette for her congratulations to me as well as one other person who will sent me a wonderful congratulations via PM.

she will not be mentioned. It was a PM and none of you need to know who she was... even if it was just me logging in as my alt to send me a congratulations for the sake of making me feel somewhat significant to ampicerotica.

sadly... even drunk I knew it was me:(
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Your welcome:)



Psst tell your "female alt" she is hot too;)
 
Sweetone70 said:
I'm left handed Y...and now a bit hurt...there's pouting..but don't worry..I'll just huddle with the other freaks...and await my untimely death :p
and a middle child
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there's strength in numbers. no matter though because you'll all still be left handed.



truth be told... I don't give a fuck. left handed, right handed, ambidex... ambedex... proficient with both hands... it's all good.
 
shadysmurfette said:

Your welcome:)



Psst tell your "female alt" she is hot too;)
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you have great tits.

my dick told me it would like to fuck them some day. I said, "you know... for a dick you come up with some pretty stellar ideas." and it said...

"well... when I'm not pissing the day away I like to think about the important things in life... you know like how to make my self feel good. And me and Righty were talking the other day while you were looking at something or another on the computer and it was telling me how nice tits feel... and I was like... 'you know 'tis been quite thee longeth span of time since you and your functionally awkward twin Lefty squeezed me between the succulent soft flesh of a woman's elegantly delicate chest. Why don't you two make it happen?' and Righty got to telling me that it's not really up to them per se but it was up to the mouth to ask thee woman in possession of said tits if such a thing could take place. And I was like... 'the fucking mouth. Tried talking to the mouth once back in the day. Didn't really work out between us... you know... like it does between me and you Righty..."

and really... that's pretty much all I want to share with you about the conversation I had with my dick.
 
y=mx+b said:
you have great tits.

my dick told me it would like to fuck them some day. I said, "you know... for a dick you come up with some pretty stellar ideas." and it said...

"well... when I'm not pissing the day away I like to think about the important things in life... you know like how to make my self feel good. And me and Righty were talking the other day while you were looking at something or another on the computer and it was telling me how nice tits feel... and I was like... 'you know 'tis been quite thee longeth span of time since you and your functionally awkward twin Lefty squeezed me between the succulent soft flesh of a woman's elegantly delicate chest. Why don't you two make it happen?' and Righty got to telling me that it's not really up to them per se but it was up to the mouth to ask thee woman in possession of said tits if such a thing could take place. And I was like... 'the fucking mouth. Tried talking to the mouth once back in the day. Didn't really work out between us... you know... like it does between me and you Righty..."

and really... that's pretty much all I want to share with you about the conversation I had with my dick.
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I like this whole thing so much.

You witty motherfucker, you.
 
y=mx+b said:
you have great tits.

my dick told me it would like to fuck them some day. I said, "you know... for a dick you come up with some pretty stellar ideas." and it said...

"well... when I'm not pissing the day away I like to think about the important things in life... you know like how to make my self feel good. And me and Righty were talking the other day while you were looking at something or another on the computer and it was telling me how nice tits feel... and I was like... 'you know 'tis been quite thee longeth span of time since you and your functionally awkward twin Lefty squeezed me between the succulent soft flesh of a woman's elegantly delicate chest. Why don't you two make it happen?' and Righty got to telling me that it's not really up to them per se but it was up to the mouth to ask thee woman in possession of said tits if such a thing could take place. And I was like... 'the fucking mouth. Tried talking to the mouth once back in the day. Didn't really work out between us... you know... like it does between me and you Righty..."

and really... that's pretty much all I want to share with you about the conversation I had with my dick.
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And this is one of the reasons why I keep coming back.

Tell your dick I know a valley between two peaks where I hear he might be welcum;)
 
y=mx+b said:
actually I have heard that. My brother is actually left handed... the freak. Parents could have had three awesome normal boys but he had to go and fuck everything up for them by being left handed. Being the middle child serves him right.

and when it comes to you... there's no fucking such thing as "probably more than you wanted to know." And because of this... I'm going to go bump your thread and you are going to respond because it's not often I bump threads... and I am credible. Though now that I thought about it someone probably already has because that's how things always work.
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Terribly sorry I've sullied your thread with my wicked left handedness. I guess there should be no talk of giving you a helping hand since I'm an evil southpaw. Don't worry, don't worry. I'll keep my dominant hand away from your junk. What with it being evil and all.

I'm kind of on a kick with this - I've been calling everything my doctors are doing, "witchcraft" instead of "medicine".

Appreciate the bump, though.
 
I held the back edge of the blade fast and tight against the flesh of her throat as my hand pulled her head back by the hair and I beat her from the inside with my cock.

Licking the side of her face I gruffly spoke into her ear telling her how badly I wanted to hold the business end of the blade against her whore throat.

Her eyes rolled white; her body broke into a fevered sweat, and she said...



"Do it."
 
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y=mx+b said:
I held the back edge of the blade fast and tight against the flesh of her throat as my hand pulled her head back by the hair and I beat her from the inside with my cock.

Licking the side of her face I gruffly spoke into her ear telling her how badly I wanted to hold the business end of the blade against her whore throat.

Her eyes rolled white; her body broke into a fevered sweat, and she said...



"Do it."
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Such trust............

http://warrenathompson.com/submissivem/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Knife-Play.jpg
 
and now to pay off whatever pic debt I may have accrued and to put some in the bank...
 
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