As Quiet as a....

[squarejohn]

Many would finish by writing "as quiet a a mouse," because it had been a cliche for generations. I got to thinking about this and came up with "quiet as a goldfish." Anybody got suggestions along the lines of quiet as...?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As Quiet As A Girl Fart.

 

[lovecraft68]

Many would finish by writing "as quiet a a mouse," because it had been a cliche for generations. I got to thinking about this and came up with "quiet as a goldfish." Anybody got suggestions along the lines of quiet as...?

I Like as quiet as a tomb, but not everyone has that turn of mind.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As quiet as a Lovecraft book signing gig.

 

[vixenfurry]

quiet as a screaming fangirl. *insert sarcasm here* lol.

 

[Bestroika]

As quiet as we all wish JBJ would be.

 

[sr71plt]

as quiet as an O.J. Simpson pep rally.

 

[lovecraft68]

As quiet as a Lovecraft book signing gig.

At least I have some published works that could be signed.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As quiet as Beastroinka's sex partners.

 

[lovecraft68]

as quiet as an O.J. Simpson pep rally.

Classic.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

At least I have some published works that could be signed.

mm mm mm me too.

 

[PennLady]

as quiet as an O.J. Simpson pep rally.

That is a good one.

I'm finding things much quieter with JBJ on ignore but that's not an easy analogy...

 

[lovecraft68]

mm mm mm me too.

as silent as JBJ naming his published works.

 

[PennLady]

Many would finish by writing "as quiet a a mouse," because it had been a cliche for generations. I got to thinking about this and came up with "quiet as a goldfish." Anybody got suggestions along the lines of quiet as...?

I think the problem with a line like "quiet as a goldfish" is that goldfish are in the water. They can't make noise. A mouse can but doesn't. I'm sure there are other quiet things, but with two kids around, such things escape me.

Quiet as a tomb is good, but yes, more appropriate for certain settings or moods.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think the problem with a line like "quiet as a goldfish" is that goldfish are in the water. They can't make noise. A mouse can but doesn't. I'm sure there are other quiet things, but with two kids around, such things escape me.

Quiet as a tomb is good, but yes, more appropriate for certain settings or moods.

Like the setting of the annual JBJ fan club meeting

 

[manyeyedhydra]

I thought the usual one was "as quiet as a grave"

 

[Bestroika]

As quiet as Beastroinka's sex partners.

Don't be sad JBJ, someday some lucky girl will make you scream. Probably as she stomps on your balls on the way out the door, but take what you can get.



I like quiet as the grave as well.

 

[vixenfurry]

Don't be sad JBJ, someday some lucky girl will make you scream. Probably as she stomps on your balls on the way out the door, but take what you can get.



I like quiet as the grave as well.

or quiet as a dead man. for a dead man tells no lies. lol.

 

[lovecraft68]

I thought the usual one was "as quiet as a grave"

I think it's graveyard. oh well tomb, grave, graveyard at least I am not the only morbid soul on here.

 

[lovecraft68]

Don't be sad JBJ, someday some lucky girl will make you scream. Probably as she stomps on your balls on the way out the door, but take what you can get.



I like quiet as the grave as well.

You're assuming that JBJ not only has balls but has enough money to afford to pay a girl to stomp on them.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As quiet as a Nazi's conscience.

As quiet as a nigger dangling from an oak tree.

As quiet as fog in a cemetery.

As quiet as the stars.

 

[Bestroika]

You're assuming that JBJ not only has balls but has enough money to afford to pay a girl to stomp on them.

Nope, after getting to know JBJ's lovely attitude towards others, I assumed the stomping would be free of charge.

 

[SamScribble]

As quiet as an iPod without any headphones?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As quiet as a Muslim after 911.

 

[Stella_Omega]

as quiet as a tree falling in an uninhabited forest.

As quiet as a slice of bread.

Quiet as dust.