So I got this plot bunny . . .

[voluptuary_manque]

I saw on Nova: Science Now that the coming thing in organ replacement is to take an organ from a cadaver donor and wash all the living cells out of it leaving only the cartilaginous matrix. Then, you take healthy cells from the patient's damaged organ and plant them on the matrix. They grow a new organ in a nutrient broth (yes, this does work, they've already done it with nearly two dozen bladders) and swap out the bad part for a new one. No rejections!! Can't be, it's just another piece of the patient. Cool, no?

Now, let's say we have a patient with testicular cancer. We'll make him a veterinarian with a housepet practice, mostly cats. His wife the organ cultivator decides that since he needs replacements, she'll take four donated nuts and carefully stitch them together into a pair that's 50% larger than normal and install them in hubby. Then she sits back to see what happens.

Folks, here's where I could use some help. Just what does happen? I can see a few 'side effects'. First, she is delighted to find herself the object of sex every night, sometimes twice. Naturally, he goes bald but makes up for it by sprouting a magnificent crop of chest and belly hair. He closes his practice and takes a job at the local zoo, caring for lions, tigers, etc. and gets a Harley. What else? Hmmm?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I saw on Nova: Science Now that the coming thing in organ replacement is to take an organ from a cadaver donor and wash all the living cells out of it leaving only the cartilaginous matrix. Then, you take healthy cells from the patient's damaged organ and plant them on the matrix. They grow a new organ in a nutrient broth (yes, this does work, they've already done it with nearly two dozen bladders) and swap out the bad part for a new one. No rejections!! Can't be, it's just another piece of the patient. Cool, no?

Now, let's say we have a patient with testicular cancer. We'll make him a veterinarian with a housepet practice, mostly cats. His wife the organ cultivator decides that since he needs replacements, she'll take four donated nuts and carefully stitch them together into a pair that's 50% larger than normal and install them in hubby. Then she sits back to see what happens.

Folks, here's where I could use some help. Just what does happen? I can see a few 'side effects'. First, she is delighted to find herself the object of sex every night, sometimes twice. Naturally, he goes bald but makes up for it by sprouting a magnificent crop of chest and belly hair. He closes his practice and takes a job at the local zoo, caring for lions, tigers, etc. and gets a Harley. What else? Hmmm?

Where did she get the testicles? Was it from two large young dogs who died in accidents? You mentioned he is a veterinarian with a house pet practice, and that would include dogs, but cat testicles might be too small. Since they are 50% larger than his own, each of them was about 3/4 as large as the man's original balls.

Maybe you could have the sex between him and his wife always start with her on hands and knees and him sniffing her ass and pussy, then mounting her and fucking doggy style.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Where did she get the testicles? Was it from two large young dogs who died in accidents? You mentioned he is a veterinarian with a house pet practice, and that would include dogs, but cat testicles might be too small. Since they are 50% larger than his own, each of them was about 3/4 as large as the man's original balls.

Maybe you could have the sex between him and his wife always start with her on hands and knees and him sniffing her ass and pussy, then mounting her and fucking doggy style.

Uh, I was thinking a brain-dead human organ donor. That's already common. Trans-species? Well, for kidneys, pigs would work. But pig testes are huge, way too big for a guy to carry around and still be able to walk.


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[estragon]

She gets the testicles of two serial killers who have been castrated, and loads up hubby. Erotic horror?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

She gets the testicles of two serial killers who have been castrated, and loads up hubby. Erotic horror?

That would work but I'm more interested in domestic comedy.

 

[R. Richard]

Why stop at two? Try three and see!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Why stop at two? Try three and see!

These two weigh the same as three. The idea is that he doesn't know what she did.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That would work but I'm more interested in domestic comedy.

If yu want comedy, why not try the dog testes? Or, you can have them use pearl onions, and now he gets a hardon when he gets close to a hanmburger stand.

 

[JackLuis]

I saw on Nova: Science Now that the coming thing in organ replacement is to take an organ from a cadaver donor and wash all the living cells out of it leaving only the cartilaginous matrix. Then, you take healthy cells from the patient's damaged organ and plant them on the matrix. They grow a new organ in a nutrient broth (yes, this does work, they've already done it with nearly two dozen bladders) and swap out the bad part for a new one. No rejections!! Can't be, it's just another piece of the patient. Cool, no?

Now, let's say we have a patient with testicular cancer. We'll make him a veterinarian with a housepet practice, mostly cats. His wife the organ cultivator decides that since he needs replacements, she'll take four donated nuts and carefully stitch them together into a pair that's 50% larger than normal and install them in hubby. Then she sits back to see what happens.

Folks, here's where I could use some help. Just what does happen? I can see a few 'side effects'. First, she is delighted to find herself the object of sex every night, sometimes twice. Naturally, he goes bald but makes up for it by sprouting a magnificent crop of chest and belly hair. He closes his practice and takes a job at the local zoo, caring for lions, tigers, etc. and gets a Harley. What else? Hmmm?

So shes a "clone lady" a the U? She salvages his healthy cells and creates the organs from the 'shell" of the testes of a small pig. They grow and he gets REAl Hairy.

Can you OD on Testosterone? Or, will she admit to allowing extra women, if only to get some sleep!

Will they join the Circus?

 

[Verdad]

I think you have a lot of freedom in choosing the effects, depending on what story you want to tell. Remember the transplant business is a device, like say time travel is a device. By itself, it doesn't dictate what happens to the character; it just gives a plausible enough frame for putting him more or less where you want him to be.

A quick search for “high testosterone effects” gives baldness, acne, aggression, and some really unsexy stuff, like liver toxicity and prostate cancer. The last two are unlikely to help with the story, so you're likely to disregard them. It could be researched for more useful bits, but the more important part, I think, is thinking through what the story is about. The identity of the original owners of the testes, for example, could be important, or not at all. He could be possessed by their ghosts, or he could be turning into a generic male 'animal'. He could be feeling greater than ever, blissfully oblivious while it's everyone around him who finds it hell, or he could be terrified by finding himself in control of the alien 'force', and so on.

I don't know how much this helps, but it's all I could think about.

 

[Weird Harold]

...she'll take four donated nuts ...

Two donors or four? Any chance of contamination by pet dander from his practice; perhaps some 'alley-cat' DNA?

He closes his practice and takes a job at the local zoo, caring for lions, tigers, etc. and gets a Harley. What else? Hmmm?

The effects of four different libidos interacting -- taking over? -- could be interesting. Perhaps, testicles are what control attraction; one likes slim redheads, another likes zaftig blondes, a third like atheletic brunettes and the fourth likes guys?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think I'll have her have to bail him out after he gets arrested for being part of a really messy bar fight. He won't understand how he got into the bar or why he felt it necessary to belt the biker next to him. As for what made him pick up a chair and start laying waste to all and sundry . . .