lovemonster
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erm ... yes you did! and you even went for the sympathy 'pavement dive!'
I wasn't talking about that time...
And I got no sympathy from you, you fucker!
Blurting it out....Playground style
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I wasn't talking about that time...
And I got no sympathy from you, you fucker!
geronimo_appleby
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I wasn't talking about that time...
And I got no sympathy from you, you fucker!
i thought she seduced you 'that' time?
and i was too busy holding bob up ... we were both laughing so much.
lovemonster
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i thought she seduced you 'that' time?
and i was too busy holding bob up ... we were both laughing so much.
I think we seduced each other
Yeah, I kinda got that, you pair of horrible fuckers!
janeyl
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She put out for me and I didn't even have to ply her with alcohol!
well, you're special...
geronimo_appleby
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I think we seduced each other
Yeah, I kinda got that, you pair of horrible fuckers!
hey, give the bloke a break; he's put up with your shit for years, and given you two beautiful childre--
erm ...
no, scrub that second bit.
lovemonster
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geronimo_appleby
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well, you're special...
spe-shul!
lovemonster
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hey, give the bloke a break; he's put up with your shit for years, and given you two beautiful childre--
erm ...
no, scrub that second bit.
Yeah, that was going a bit too far...
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You'll all burrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn in hellllllllll..... sinners!!!
geronimo_appleby
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You'll all burrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn in hellllllllll..... sinners!!!
the ellipsis is only three, mebbe four dots, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnt!
and typical over-use of the exclam!
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I don't even know what an ellipsis is you fucking grammar snob?
Is it when the Earth passes between the Sun and the Moon?
Amd I was in character on the exclaim!!!!! Wanktard!!!
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mr geronimo genius-troll fucker(vulg)-supremo-and all round super star, to you, bollock-nose.
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mr geronimo genius-troll fucker(vulg)-supremo-and all round super star, to you, bollock-nose.
And Mr smelly old wanker to me
mark197205
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I just realised I got lots of sqishy bits and very short legs
That took ya how long?
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mr geronimo genius-troll fucker(vulg)-supremo-and all round super star, to you, bollock-nose.
I thought there was a resemblance...
geronimo_appleby
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you're all fuckin' comedians, eh?
which would be wrong if i'd wriitten your.
which would be wrong if i'd wriitten your.
geronimo_appleby
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That took ya how long?
about eighteen inches.
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I feel invisible around here.
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I feel invisible around here.
I see you, of course I have my anti invisibility glasses...and missy, I can see you have no panties on...
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He watched the widow. The surge of attraction he’d experienced, even as he imparted the fatal news, came again. There she was, dignified in mourning, appropriately attired in a sober two-piece suit, modest white blouse, a hat, and short black veil, but still … <i>something</i> about her gripped him deep down on a visceral level. He fancied her, more than that, he <i>wanted</i> her – had to have her. The kid wanted her; he saw that too. Obvious. He’d noticed the youth’s interest in the desirable Mrs Ashe even as he explained the circumstances of her husband’s death. Not that he could blame the shop boy – older woman, mature, sexy … Wank fodder for any bloke whose balls had dropped. The lad probably didn’t even know why he fancied the boss’s wife, but <i>he</i> knew, he’d seen a few things in his time. As a copper, even in a town as small as this he’d learned a few things. Mrs Ashe was a sort; she had blood in her veins. Red blood, hot and pumping, just the way she liked her cocks. He was sure of it. Leave her a month, pay a visit … “Hello, Mrs Ashe, just thought I’d pop in, see if you’re alright. Wondered if there was anything I could do …” Yeah, give it a month. By then the shock would’ve worn off, reality kicked in. She’d need some comfort by then. Maybe, just maybe she’d be one who’d take her comfort in the shape of a hard-on … She looked the sort. To his copper’s eye.
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