The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And the soldier get's a field of dreams.

I put in a spring baseball game in sunny Florida.

and the gators watch on the sidelines.

I put in a wild pitch...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the gators watch on the sidelines.

I put in a wild pitch...

and, you get the girl of your dreams.

I put in some memories covered in a mist.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get the girl of your dreams.

I put in some memories covered in a mist.

and you get an aging Silver-Back.

I put in a troop of Bonobos...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get an aging Silver-Back.

I put in a troop of Bonobos...

And, the Girl Scout Troop joins them.

I put in a thin mint.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the Girl Scout Troop joins them.

I put in a thin mint.

and the coins slip right through the vending machine.

I put in a Spanish Doubloon...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the coins slip right through the vending machine.

I put in a Spanish Doubloon...

and, the pirate ship sets sail down my little river into the Atlantic Ocean seeking new treasures from the next rich port.

I put in a view of a lighthouse and it's keeper.

 

[vrosej10]

and, the pirate ship sets sail down my little river into the Atlantic Ocean seeking new treasures from the next rich port.

I put in a view of a lighthouse and it's keeper.

And you get an outstanding picture of an old man mooning the camera with 'fuck off' written on his arse cheeks.

I put in the money I made through sydicating the photo.

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get an outstanding picture of an old man mooning the camera with 'fuck off' written on his arse cheeks.

I put in the money I made through syndicating the photo.

and buy loads of loosing Lottery tickets with it.


I put in a dollar coin

 

[vrosej10]

and buy loads of loosing Lottery tickets with it.


I put in a dollar coin

And I can't find a single thing cheap enough to buy with it (seriously things are pricey here).


I put in the scents of murraya and cestrum that are wafting in my window tonight.

 

[Handley_Page]

And I can't find a single thing cheap enough to buy with it (seriously things are pricey here).


I put in the scents of murraya and cestrum that are wafting in my window tonight.

Ah, dreaming is THE thing these days


I put in a trace smell of nice perfume on the adjacent pillow in the morning.

 

[vrosej10]

Ah, dreaming is THE thing these days


I put in a trace smell of nice perfume on the adjacent pillow in the morning.

and you get a mental image of a gorgeous redhead with an almost scarlet thatch and perfect, tiny pink tipped breasts who smiles and you and make an improper suggestion.


I put in some sample of good aftershave.

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a mental image of a gorgeous redhead with an almost scarlet thatch and perfect, tiny pink tipped breasts who smiles and you and make an improper suggestion.


I put in some sample of good aftershave.

It mixes well with the Redhead's perfume.


I put in a noisy ringning telephone

 

[YoursSINSerely]

It mixes well with the Redhead's perfume.


I put in a noisy ringning telephone

And, Lily Tomlin snorts, "Hello?"

I put in a headset.

 

[vrosej10]

And, Lily Tomlin snorts, "Hello?"

I put in a headset.

and you get hit by a car listening to music as you cross the road.


I put is a bucket for you bloody bits.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get hit by a car listening to music as you cross the road.


I put is a bucket for you bloody bits.

and after the autopsy, the coroner recommends that cars not be allowed to listen to music while they are underway.

I put in the unfinished bits of Mozart's Requiem in D minor...

 

[vrosej10]

and after the autopsy, the coroner recommends that cars not be allowed to listen to music while they are underway.

I put in the unfinished bits of Mozart's Requiem in D minor...

and you get to go to a seance to channel Mozart and finish it.


I put in a gorgeous black lace mantilla suitable for a funeral.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get to go to a seance to channel Mozart and finish it.


I put in a gorgeous black lace mantilla suitable for a funeral.

and you get a black lace Merry Widow corset to go with it.

I put in a creditor at the door...

 

[vrosej10]

and you get a black lace Merry Widow corset to go with it.

I put in a creditor at the door...

and you get your gun, the only appropriate response to this situation.


I put in fifteen chocolate coated frozen bananas.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get your gun, the only appropriate response to this situation.


I put in fifteen chocolate coated frozen bananas.

and your new training system for tooth-free banana eating is awarded a Literotica prize.

I put in the practicum for the trainees...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your new training system for tooth-free banana eating is awarded a Literotica prize.

I put in the practicum for the trainees...

and the trainees all practice on each other in the warm spring sunshine.


I put in a grain of sand

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the trainees all practice on each other in the warm spring sunshine.


I put in a grain of sand

and get an intimation of the universe.

I put in une heure...

 

[vrosej10]

and get an intimation of the universe.

I put in une heure...

and you get a confused look from me.

I put in my idiot bogan neighbours having a fight about who the wife is sleeping with—again.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a confused look from me.

I put in my idiot bogan neighbours having a fight about who the wife is sleeping with—again.

and you get an Excel spreadsheet of an organized schedule for her partners.

I put in a well-used Magic Fingers bed...


post scriptum: une heure is French for one hour.

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get an Excel spreadsheet of an organized schedule for her partners.

I put in a well-used Magic Fingers bed...


post scriptum: une heure is French for one hour.

The fingers are arthritic.


I put in a electric 'machine'

 

[YoursSINSerely]

The fingers are arthritic.


I put in a electric 'machine'

and, it works very well with the battery backup.


I put in an endless supply of batteries.