Diddling in Alaska

[JackLuis]

Alaska governor’s pick for key post wants to criminalize adultery, premarital sex

2-5 for adultery sounds a bit stiff for a quicky?

 

[sr71plt]

The up side, if it could be made retroactive, is that we wouldn't have to endure Bristol anymore.

 

[TxRad]

Something better be stiff or there ain't going to be a quicky or anything else.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The up side, if it could be made retroactive, is that we wouldn't have to endure Bristol anymore.

That was my very first thought as well!


And there would be a swinging hot time in the jails.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The guy is a dipstick and has probably been dipping his stick where it don't belong. So sayth the lord, so sayth jesus! What a bunch of fuckwads.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That's what you get in a state with a 5-2 male/female ratio. The odds are good but the good are odd . . . or in his case, deranged!

 

[TE999]

Will the Alaska Sex Police be carrying sex pistols?

"Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you coming to arrest me?"

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yanno, it's really funny to see all this "Social Conservatism" in a state where every citizen is on the dole. All you have to do is live in Alaska and you get paid by the state from the oil money. Socialism at its best.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Didn't you know that it's a requirement to be a wackjob in order to live in Alaska?

 

[TE999]

Didn't you know that it's a requirement to be a wackjob in order to live in Alaska?

You'd have to be a wackjob to live with that christbitten weather. No wonder it was called 'Seward's Icebox' when we bought it from the Russians.

 

[3113]

Didn't you know that it's a requirement to be a wackjob in order to live in Alaska?

Yes, but one assumes a different sort of wackjob. The sort that haul trucks along treacherous, icy roads, like in that show about Alaskan truckers, or wackjobs that would make adultery mandatory not illegal