Mississippi

[turner28]

Did you know it is a felony in Mississippi toown more than 5 sex toys? You can be charged one felony for each toyover 5 and with intent to distribute???


Sheesh hope they never check my toybox

 

[JessGabriel]

WTF!? Seriously? What do they think, people are going to tie dildos together to make nunchucks? It would make more sense for it to be a felony to NOT own at least 5 sex toys.
Well Sexed = Happy = Less Crime = Less Need For Law Enforcement = Less Taxpayer Dollars.

 

[Etoile]

Seem to remember a similar ban in Alabama.

 

[infinity706]

I guess I shouldn't go to Mississippi, then. I have over 100 sex toys. I have actually distributed a few to people, too.

 

[Wolfman1982]

There are monumentally stupid laws every where, including in my own country. But seriously has any one heard of a recent case about having too many sextoys ? if an LGBT lawyer, got his or her shit together maybe some of those insane laws would be removed, nullified and fucking ridiculed as the last thing. But anyway if you happen to pop in at the LGBT section on reddit, you will see that shit is being thrown at the LGBT area in USA at the moment, from extremely vile accusations from a Disgusting House Judiciary Testimony
And for that matter this "little lovely" thing right here which is just as insane. From MSNBC

Man stoned to death for gay advances

And here is another vile one from USA Today

Megachurch wants choir to sign anti-gay covenant

So my question to my dear American LGBT friends is this. What the fuck is going on over there ?

 

[Safe_Bet]

There are monumentally stupid laws every where, including in my own country. But seriously has any one heard of a recent case about having too many sextoys ? if an LGBT lawyer, got his or her shit together maybe some of those insane laws would be removed, nullified and fucking ridiculed as the last thing. But anyway if you happen to pop in at the LGBT section on reddit, you will see that shit is being thrown at the LGBT area in USA at the moment, from extremely vile accusations from a Disgusting House Judiciary Testimony
And for that matter this "little lovely" thing right here which is just as insane. From MSNBC

Man stoned to death for gay advances

And here is another vile one from USA Today

Megachurch wants choir to sign anti-gay covenant

So my question to my dear American LGBT friends is this. What the fuck is going on over there ?

Dude, we know our country is really fucked up when it comes to human rights, okay? That doesn't come as a great surprise to any of us and, yes, we find it offensive as hell.

What I find almost as offensive however is people such as yourself who seem to take such glee in pointing out just how fucked up the US is, but fail to mention the rest of the damn world very often.

The US has only 20% of the world's population. 99% of your posts are anti-US. If you believe in equality then be EQUAL! Start posting a proportional number of incidents from the rest of the world (or better yet, just stop with the Queer bashing stories - we fucking get it already! )

If you don't then consider yourself written off as just another one of the haters (in this case a xenophobe).

 

[Wolfman1982]

Safe_Bet: oh my, I have been called so many things over the years. So that you were talking about xenophobia. is nothing new to me, Well haven't you read my own utterings and concerns involving my own country and what bad stuff they do and don't ? Oh well I am not surprised. So when I utter similarities between my backyard, and yours then. I am basically concerned about my own country that I love, and call with love my fucked up country, and when I then look at your backyard, then I know you either have the same problem or the bigger version of it. Which I loath and love just as much. So wake up and smell the roses baby. Cause it is fucking spring time, and you need to cool off, and put me on ignore. Cause you do not need to hear, see or read me. you need to get the bitterness of your loss out of your system and take a break from here. That is as personal I will get. Cause "you" and I had our blades crossed in the past, but I was shocked to hear what happened. Cause strangely enough I respected "you". Oddly enough, but you with your bitterness makes me feel contempt of all things when it comes to you, am I going too far ? no ! I know the bitterness you feel, and have felt. I know the death that it feels like, so if any one should know something about pain, both physically and emotionally. Then it is me of all people. I know of a person, who is totally unrelated to you, he battled cancer (and won) but his whole online persona changed so dramatically , he was an ass already before hand anyway, but his change was because of his battle, and the chemo he got into his blood, and I know for a fact it is true for quite a few cancer patients, that they become bitter and very outspoken in an aggressive way. I personally lost some one to cancer, and I truly loved her, her literotica screen name was BALUS , and now her former husband uses the profile, but BALUS died of an aggressive form of Ovarian cancer. And when I found out she was dead (I found out about that the day after my birthday one year), I went into a big depression, and if you ask me who saved me from the most bottomless pit of , then it was "your" friend Gi_Venus, and I can thank her for saving me from the most bitterness and healing of all people on this forum. And to this day I love Gi_Venus unconditionally , and I will protect her if any one gets in her way and annoys the hell out of her.
So , my mind is this when it comes to you, you need emotional healing, and a break from here. If I am getting too personal, then Etolie has my blessing to edit this post out. Heck she has my blessing to delete it, but I personally want our many intermezzos to end, and so goes with our fights back and forth.

 

[Etoile]

tl;dr

(paragraphs help)

 

[Safe_Bet]

tl;dr

(paragraphs help)

(so does sanity...)

 

[Wolfman1982]

tl;dr

(paragraphs help)

True, but commas and I has never been friends. But hey I think it is better to at least throw a lot of commas into your grammar. Than just plain ignoring the rules of engagement when it comes to writing and putting periods. And commas , colons : Semicolons ; exclamation marks ! And question marks !?

To me that is more messy if you ignore that. Than throwing the commas around, like it was a minefield. So if any one else thought I was talking about ridiculing the LGBT lawyer, then it was not that I was saying. I was of course talking about ridiculing a stupid and silly law of all things. Cause I would be a felon too , if I was in Mississippi cause my toy collection is bigger than five toys too. And now for my encore I will present to you a true but just as monumentally stupid and silly law from my parts of the woods. Tanto blades illegal to get (well if you had bought some blades before that law came to play, you are not a felon), but we all know how big a tanto blade is/can be of all things. But the crazy part is this, you can legally buy kitchen knives (knifes ?) that are around 40+ centimetres, where the normal tanto is no more than max 30+ centimetres. And that is when you have in its packaging , and here I am talking about it is in its sheath, and stuff like that. Not the blade itself is that big. And when I think of some of my kitchen knives , and how insanely strong and sharp they are, and how they are forged and built. Then if you ask me, the only true reason that the law came to pass was because some old situation happened back in the late 90´s early 00´s and there an Italian tourist got stabbed with a knife. Cause what if it had been a kitchen knife the poor chap who died was stabbed with on Nørrebro ? would kitchen knives have become illegal to have ? And no, it was not a tanto blade the Italian guy was killed with. But the stupid politicians just went crazy. I have a collectors permit for bladed weapons, and would I be so fucking crazy to go out any where with a knife ? no way in hell would I do that. I can personally defend myself without using a knife as a weapon, and second of all I do not believe in going to jail with "assault with a deadly weapon" on my rep sheet . I would rather defend myself, and if the poor chap gets knocked out by a punch or a kick of mine, then I would call an ambulance . And neither do I believe in kicking and stomping on people who are laying down. I believe in self defence , but not in violence.
So there you have it.

And over the years, I have been called a racist, a faggot, gay , and loads of other words, so calling me a xenophobe is not weighing much. When I have been called worse.

 

[John Doe]

You don't need commas to make separate paragraphs.

 

[Wolfman1982]

You don't need commas to make separate paragraphs.

True, you just need to hit enter or return(two names, same button).

 

[Bestroika]

WTF!? Seriously? What do they think, people are going to tie dildos together to make nunchucks? It would make more sense for it to be a felony to NOT own at least 5 sex toys.
Well Sexed = Happy = Less Crime = Less Need For Law Enforcement = Less Taxpayer Dollars.

Oh God, I needed that laugh. The nunchucks line gets me everytime.

 

[sfla]

Rule one: Ignore the Danes.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Rule one: Ignore the Danes.

Avoid the un-medicated.

 

[sfla]

Avoid the un-medicated.

Fluvoxamine, Lansoprazole, plus a cocktail of HRT drugs....

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fluvoxamine, Lansoprazole, plus a cocktail of HRT drugs....

So how are you doing in San Francisco? having fun?

 

[sfla]

So how are you doing in San Francisco? having fun?

Honestly? Not especially. I am moving back to NYC in a month. I am just East Coast.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Honestly? Not especially. I am moving back to NYC in a month. I am just East Coast.

Well yeah, once you've bitten the Big Apple...

 

[Wolfman1982]

Rule one: Ignore the Danes.

Yeah, and if had not been for Danish and a few other languages. Your English would not have been the English you know today. Cause Danish (Jutland dialect to be exact ) did have an impact on the English language, so ignore me if you will but I really do not care. Drink an ale, be glad and just smile to the world . Instead of trying to be racist, pharmacist and Stella_Omega trying to be the psychiatrist.

 

[sfla]

Well yeah, once you've bitten the Big Apple...

Yea. It is really an East Coast thing. Things are just a bit, well, *Californian* out here...

The doc that I trust to help me change my hormone mix from where it is now to where it would have to be if (when) I decide to transition is out there as well. This has been a consideration in deciding to move back.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yea. It is really an East Coast thing. Things are just a bit, well, *Californian* out here...

The doc that I trust to help me change my hormone mix from where it is now to where it would have to be if (when) I decide to transition is out there as well. This has been a consideration in deciding to move back.

really? I thought everyone goes to San Francisco for that!

 

[sfla]

really? I thought everyone goes to San Francisco for that!

I am on HRT for an underlying medical condition. The doctor that monitors this is in Cleveland of all places, so will have to work with him on the best way forward. My GP is also in NYC.

 

[none2_none2]

Safe_Bet: oh my, I have been called so many things over the years. So that you were talking about xenophobia. is nothing new to me, Well haven't you read my own utterings and concerns involving my own country and what bad stuff they do and don't ? Oh well I am not surprised. So when I utter similarities between my backyard, and yours then. I am basically concerned about my own country that I love, and call with love my fucked up country, and when I then look at your backyard, then I know you either have the same problem or the bigger version of it. Which I loath and love just as much. So wake up and smell the roses baby. Cause it is fucking spring time, and you need to cool off, and put me on ignore. Cause you do not need to hear, see or read me. you need to get the bitterness of your loss out of your system and take a break from here. That is as personal I will get. Cause "you" and I had our blades crossed in the past, but I was shocked to hear what happened. Cause strangely enough I respected "you". Oddly enough, but you with your bitterness makes me feel contempt of all things when it comes to you, am I going too far ? no ! I know the bitterness you feel, and have felt. I know the death that it feels like, so if any one should know something about pain, both physically and emotionally. Then it is me of all people. I know of a person, who is totally unrelated to you, he battled cancer (and won) but his whole online persona changed so dramatically , he was an ass already before hand anyway, but his change was because of his battle, and the chemo he got into his blood, and I know for a fact it is true for quite a few cancer patients, that they become bitter and very outspoken in an aggressive way. I personally lost some one to cancer, and I truly loved her, her literotica screen name was BALUS , and now her former husband uses the profile, but BALUS died of an aggressive form of Ovarian cancer. And when I found out she was dead (I found out about that the day after my birthday one year), I went into a big depression, and if you ask me who saved me from the most bottomless pit of , then it was "your" friend Gi_Venus, and I can thank her for saving me from the most bitterness and healing of all people on this forum. And to this day I love Gi_Venus unconditionally , and I will protect her if any one gets in her way and annoys the hell out of her.
So , my mind is this when it comes to you, you need emotional healing, and a break from here. If I am getting too personal, then Etolie has my blessing to edit this post out. Heck she has my blessing to delete it, but I personally want our many intermezzos to end, and so goes with our fights back and forth.

I'm sorry you lost a dear friend to cancer. When I went through a depression about 12 years ago (over a breakup), it was an online friend that got me through it. Back then I did a lot of IRC. He was about my only light in a room of darkness. We didn't keep in touch after that, but I hope he is ok.

I would say that I don't view you as Xenophobic. Do realize that the US is very VAST. We are not in one mind. We ARE one country, but just imagine there was a story about homophobic problem in Cyprus and someone asked you what is wrong in the EU. Well Cyprus may be in the EU, but I'm guessing you would have very little to say (let alone influence) on the events down there. I'm glad you take an interest in what goes on beyond your own borders. Also, I think it is commendable that you take an interest in gay, lesbian, and trans issues when you yourself are in the bi camp. I also think it is commendable that you know at least know English as well as Danish. (I'm guessing that you probably know other languages too.) Other than English, I know a little French but mine sucks (no pun intend). I still remember when I got lost in the Stockholm subway station and tried to ask for help. The young girl was angry. I wasn't trying to insult her by speaking English, but how many Americans know a foreign language -- let alone Swedish. Anyway, I know I should have learned some basic Swedish first as I was a guest in HER country, but when you go on a multi-national European tour, odds are you aren't going to have time to have passing language skills in them all.

(If I had time to learn more languages, I would love to learn Icelandic, Italian, Hebrew, Turk, Farsi, and Greek. However, at my age, I'm lucky if I can write in English and not make too many grammatical errors.)

 

[Wolfman1982]

none2_none2: as I have mentioned many times in former posts, then I like people from any where of the world, who can behave (karma wise). And I know USA is VERY vast. And you are one country, but there ARE many people I think I have said this before probably. I have nothing against any American who can behave, but I do not like people who are not behaving. But also I do not like your former government(also there are a few things your current government is getting me a bit riled up), but hey I do not like my current either And yes I know you are not one mind, I understand that completely.

I speak two languages (Danish and English) I understand four, which are Norwegian, Swedish and then of course Danish and English. But if you had asked "me" when you were lost. You would have gotten a very polite and English answer back. But when I get concerned, about what is going on over there, then it is because I have friends over there. And personally I get angry too when shit is hitting the fan here too. And as I see it, then LGBT should stand together instead of in-fights we have had. Yes I am bi, but I do have concerns for other spectres of the "alliance" which to me is the LGBT. Okay I think I have said enough for now.