PSA: 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.'

[Saint Peter]

Why would you want that?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Why would you want that?

Gay men are all about the cock, which i like. I just can't deal with mustaches, hairy buttholes, balls, Bette Midler, leather chaps etc.

 

[chillywilly2]

Don't care about lesbians. What I want is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

That sounds really disgusting

 

[rosco rathbone]

That sounds really disgusting

That's because you can't see the woman's body he's trapped in.

 

[blunt_trauma]

OOOOOOkay, so that thing stuck in the ass of some woman in your icon isn't a dildo and that's not a tired and fossilized sexual stereotype but a strikingly original commentary on the state of modern gender identity! Gotcha.

Whatever, you're the Blunt Trauma....Hey, are you sure you aren't a failed punk rock group from the early 1980's? I mean like I think I saw you guys in Waco or was it Coonabarabran?

what exactly are you seeing that nobody else is seeing?
and, is it due to wishful thinking or narcotics?
...your tantrums are funny.

Don't care about lesbians. What I want is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

less whining, more sucking.

 

[rosco rathbone]

less whining, more sucking.

Bingo.

I've always suspected that I was gay--except for the fact that men's bodies are repulsive.

 

[Beco]

we've already heard that like three million times before.
it's not funny,
it's not clever,
it is uber lame.

It still works

 

[chillywilly2]

Gay men are all about the cock, which i like. I just can't deal with mustaches, hairy buttholes, balls, Bette Midler, leather chaps etc.

Hmmm, I never realized you like cock....what are the guys down at the hall gonna say when they hear that

 

[blunt_trauma]

Bingo.

I've always suspected that I was gay--except for the fact that men's bodies are repulsive.

i understand where you are coming from.
i will shag girls, but not date them.
it's the temperament which i find so hard to live with.

 

[blunt_trauma]

It still works

it really doesn't.
every time i've heard a man say it, every woman within earshot has rolled her eyes and pulled her, 'pathetic!' face at it.
if those guys really were in touch with their femininity, they'd want to kick themselves in the balls for showing themselves up.

 

[Beco]

Bingo.

I've always suspected that I was gay--except for the fact that men's bodies are repulsive.

How does one kiss whiskers? women don't seem to mind.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hmmm, I never realized you like cock....what are the guys down at the hall gonna say when they hear that

I will employ brackets to more clearly delineate the clause structure of my sentence:

Gay men are [all about the cock], which i like. I just can't deal with mustaches, hairy buttholes, balls, Bette Midler, leather chaps etc.

 

[chillywilly2]

Gay men are all about the cock which i like. I just can't deal with mustaches, hairy buttholes, balls, Bette Midler, leather chaps etc.

Bingo.

I've always suspected that I was gay--except for the fact that men's bodies are repulsive.

you're confusing me

 

[blunt_trauma]

aren't we all

 

[rosco rathbone]

you're confusing me

I like the straight-forward aspects of gay sexuality. Glory holes for instance, or cruising, but I'm not physically attracted to men.

 

[chillywilly2]

OK, skip it

 

[cookiejar]

I like the straight-forward aspects of gay sexuality. Glory holes for instance, or cruising, but I'm not physically attracted to men.

But you're attracted to cock? Ummm okay.

 

[blunt_trauma]

But you're attracted to cock? Ummm okay.

roasted, with stuffing & mixed veg?
he'll drooling!

 

[cookiejar]

roasted, with stuffing & mixed veg?
he'll drooling!

Just strange. It's like me saying I'm straight but I like pussy or am I missing something here?

 

[Sean]

There's whole mountains of stupid in this thread.

 

[Saint Peter]

Cock fight!

 

[rosco rathbone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NitmzzZX8

 

[where]

i don't believe i've ever posted pis of that...
pics of most everything else, but never pics of that.
it doesn't really appeal.

ps. stop sulking.

it made me double check your av...

Don't care about lesbians. What I want is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

yay!

Gay men are all about the cock, which i like. I just can't deal with mustaches, hairy buttholes, balls, Bette Midler, leather chaps etc.

Oh...

*rubs tache and scratches hairy asshole.*

There's whole mountains of stupid in this thread.

but funny too.

and I'm now having rosco homoerotic scenarios in my mind so double bonus

 

[blunt_trauma]

and I'm now having rosco homoerotic scenarios in my mind so double bonus

don't pick on uncle rosco just because he looks effeminate.

 

[where]

don't pick on uncle rosco just because he looks effeminate.

I'm not! My fantasy is a gay bear one!