The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[vrosej10]

And the police arrived because I am beating up the bitch who used to call me fat arse in high school.

I put in a piece of lace torn from her dress, a bloody clump of her hair and three teeth I knock out plus my smug satisfaction.

 

[Kat73]

And the police arrived because I am beating up the bitch who used to call me fat arse in high school.

I put in a piece of lace torn from her dress, a bloody clump of her hair and three teeth I knock out plus my smug satisfaction.

I put it in a bag for evidence!

I put in brass knuckles.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I put it in a bag for evidence!

I put in brass knuckles.

and they come in handy for scratching brass balls.

I put in a good, old-fashioned barroom brawl...

 

[Handley_Page]

and they come in handy for scratching brass balls.

I put in a good, old-fashioned barroom brawl...

And the rhythm changes the dance style.

I put in an old piano.

 

[vrosej10]

And I sit naked on the piano, greatly disturbing the church choir.

I put it a cure for terminal embarassment.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I sit naked on the piano, greatly disturbing the church choir.

I put it a cure for terminal embarassment.

and find it's unnecessary, as the embarassment is terminal.

I put in a topless cellist...

 

[vrosej10]

and find it's unnecessary, as the embarassment is terminal.

I put in a topless cellist...

And I reanimate Jacqueline Du Pre to replace her.

I put in a can of zombie-be-gone spray and a helmet to keep your brains in.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I reanimate Jacqueline Du Pre to replace her.

I put in a can of zombie-be-gone spray and a helmet to keep your brains in.

and not only do I miss my zombie friends, I find the helmet too tight for my thoughts.

I put in a rousing chorus of Die Gedanken Sind Frei...

 

[vrosej10]

and not only do I miss my zombie friends, I find the helmet too tight for my thoughts.

I put in a rousing chorus of Die Gedanken Sind Frei...

having no idea what that is, I reach for a book on German music.

I put in a tin foil hat that might help you with those thoughts.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

having no idea what that is, I reach for a book on German music.

I put in a tin foil hat that might help you with those thoughts.

but it keeps picking up broadcasts from someplace near Alpha Centauri.

I put in un deflecteur des vagues pan-galactique...

 

[vrosej10]

but it keeps picking up broadcasts from someplace near Alpha Centauri.

I put in un deflecteur des vagues pan-galactique...

And it still keeps getting the dirty thoughts I am having about my husband....

I put in a photo of a woman who married a sheep...on their wedding night

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And it still keeps getting the dirty thoughts I am having about my husband....

I put in a photo of a woman who married a sheep...on their wedding night

and Bennet Cerf wonders if the woman were ewe.

I put in a meeting with the Dean...


(Back later...Meeting with the Dean time!

 

[Handley_Page]

and Bennet Cerf wonders if the woman were ewe.

I put in a meeting with the Dean...

where Tea & Muffins are consumed with some relish.

I put in a plate of toasted, buttered, Hot Cross Buns

 

[vrosej10]

where Tea & Muffins are consumed with some relish.

I put in a plate of toasted, buttered, Hot Cross Buns

And I get a crap blood sugar reading from scoffing the whole plate (I can't be trusted with hot cross buns...)

I put in the verbal arse kicking I get from my doctor.

 

[Handley_Page]

And I get a crap blood sugar reading from scoffing the whole plate (I can't be trusted with hot cross buns...)

I put in the verbal arse kicking I get from my doctor.

It's on a self-reloading tape, and wears itself out - eventually.


I put in a fresh tape; of choral music from Kings.

 

[vrosej10]

It's on a self-reloading tape, and wears itself out - eventually.


I put in a fresh tape; of choral music from Kings.

And you get a cd of Aled Jones—after his voice broke.

I put in a bunch of red hibiscus from my garden and an angry noisy miner that was eating them.

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get a cd of Aled Jones—after his voice broke.

I put in a bunch of red hibiscus from my garden and an angry noisy miner that was eating them.

and the noise form underground mining operations were most alarming. (WTF ? 'miner')?


I put in a Blue Rose.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the noise form underground mining operations were most alarming. (WTF ? 'miner')?


I put in a Blue Rose.

and you get a waltz on the Danube.

I put in a furtive meeting on a bridge twixt Buda and Pest...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a waltz on the Danube.

I put in a furtive meeting on a bridge twixt Buda and Pest...

And they both live happily ever after.


I put in a length of 1 inch chain.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And they both live happily ever after.


I put in a length of 1 inch chain.

and Marley's Ghost tries it on for size.

I put in a firm purpose of amendment...

 

[vrosej10]

and the noise form underground mining operations were most alarming. (WTF ? 'miner')?


I put in a Blue Rose.

A Noisy Miner is an obnoxious Aussie native bird.

 

[vrosej10]

and you get a new constitutional amendment that requires everyone to wear red noses on tuesdays.


I put in the politician I have been stalking...*looks shifty and crazy*

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a new constitutional amendment that requires everyone to wear red noses on tuesdays.


I put in the politician I have been stalking...*looks shifty and crazy*

how can you tell the difference between them ?


I put in a black mark

 

[Noor]

how can you tell the difference between them ?


I put in a black mark

and you get a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

I put in a very full moon

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

I put in a very full moon

Which is hidden behind some cloudy seas.


I put in a No 2 Pozi screwdriver