Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

Lightly touches your inner palm like a palm reader, looks at the lines and sees.....

seriously.


The question really gave me pause because I knew the ideal answer would have been something more along the lines of what Vixx suggested... but then I got to thinking when I was sitting with friends at a table one time and we were all talking about nothing in particular and this woman that I kinda knew of had been sorta playing eye games with me all night... anyway, she turned to address me and as she did so she put her hand on top of mine (that was resting next to my beverage so innocently) and said "SO!...."

and I was like... "you... me... we're going to fuck... like... right now. let's go."

we didn't... and I don't recall what the fuck she said or asked me, but I do remember the experience.

 

[Vixxennn]

seriously.


The question really gave me pause because I knew the ideal answer would have been something more along the lines of what Vixx suggested... but then I got to thinking when I was sitting with friends at a table one time and we were all talking about nothing in particular and this woman that I kinda knew of had been sorta playing eye games with me all night... anyway, she turned to address me and as she did so she put her hand on top of mine (that was resting next to my beverage so innocently) and said "SO!...."

and I was like... "you... me... we're going to fuck... like... right now. let's go."

we didn't... and I don't recall what the fuck she said or asked me, but I do remember the experience.

In general, this is one of my favorite feelings. The intensity of attraction with a single touch. One of the best things about life.

 

[y=mx+b]

How do you like to be kissed?

intently and not overbearingly... both on the body and on the mouth. I take charge, you take charge. Tongue relaxed, but curious.

 

[y=mx+b]

In general, this is one of my favorite feelings. The intensity of attraction with a single touch. One of the best things about life.

mhm...

 

[Vixxennn]

Have you broken any bones? Have any scars?

 

[shadysmurfette]

May I join in?

Is confidence sexy?

Or does the woman have to also possess the physical traits for you to notice her?

Mmmmm what physical traits make you look twice?

 

[y=mx+b]

Have you broken any bones? Have any scars?

never broke a bone in my body *knock on wood*
broke a tooth off though.

a few scars... only notable one nowadays I guess would be the one on my hand, which I swear I posted a pic of but couldn't seem to find it during a haphazard search for it.

 

[y=mx+b]

May I join in?

Is confidence sexy?

Or does the woman have to also possess the physical traits for you to notice her?

Mmmmm what physical traits make you look twice?

sure

confidence is very sexy. overeagerness, not so much.

what makes me look twice? That answer changes every day.

 

[Vixxennn]

never broke a bone in my body *knock on wood*
broke a tooth off though.

a few scars... only notable one nowadays I guess would be the one on my hand, which I swear I posted a pic of but couldn't seem to find it during a haphazard search for it.

I have never broken anything either, thank god. Lots of scars as I am extremely clumsy. Knees, elbows, fingers, hips, you name it.... And an apparently forever sprained thumb.

Scars are sexy by the way.

Lets see... Favorite smell?

 

[shadysmurfette]

How did you find Lit?

Have you published any stories?

 

[y=mx+b]

I have never broken anything either, thank god. Lots of scars as I am extremely clumsy. Knees, elbows, fingers, hips, you name it.... And an apparently forever sprained thumb.

Scars are sexy by the way.

Lets see... Favorite smell?

lord... I have no one favorite smell. Bread baking in the oven is always damn nice though.

 

[Vixxennn]

lord... I have no one favorite smell. Bread baking in the oven is always damn nice though.

Sorry, I meant to say, favorite smell on a woman.

 

[y=mx+b]

How did you find Lit?

Have you published any stories?

I found the website while googling erotic stories... pretty much is the first site to pop up. Found the forums out of boredom.

funny you should ask... no stories, though I shit thee not, a few weeks ago I went to comment on a lit story which I very rarely do but had to put in my two cents after reading the comments of some of the other jackholes were leaving. Anyway... because I have balls and seriously look down upon those that whine and bitch about a story that they felt should have been written exclusively for them and their own self serving interests; but wasn't, do so anonymously... I signed in.

anyway... after commenting I checked my profile, because for some reason all this shit was new to me. Turns out... I have a little published poem that I don't remember writing... which really... was/is pretty fucking par for the course because I don't even remember creating any type of "author account". I signed in to comment thinking a member of lit. is a member of lit. across the whole board.

so, my only conclusion is... I must have been drunk one night.

 

[y=mx+b]

Sorry, I meant to say, favorite smell on a woman.

mmm... that will have to wait for tomorrow I think as I'm off to bed.

 

[Vixxennn]

mmm... that will have to wait for tomorrow I think as I'm off to bed.

Goodnight friend... thanks for being a good sport

 

[JessiePi]

I found the website while googling erotic stories... pretty much is the first site to pop up. Found the forums out of boredom.

funny you should ask... no stories, though I shit thee not, a few weeks ago I went to comment on a lit story which I very rarely do but had to put in my two cents after reading the comments of some of the other jackholes were leaving. Anyway... because I have balls and seriously look down upon those that whine and bitch about a story that they felt should have been written exclusively for them and their own self serving interests; but wasn't, do so anonymously... I signed in.

anyway... after commenting I checked my profile, because for some reason all this shit was new to me. Turns out... I have a little published poem that I don't remember writing... which really... was/is pretty fucking par for the course because I don't even remember creating any type of "author account". I signed in to comment thinking a member of lit. is a member of lit. across the whole board.

so, my only conclusion is... I must have been drunk one night.

Hah.... I know that poem.... as I checked to see if you ever published anything on Lit.... It struck me as odd that it was all by it's lonesome


ETA.... Can't believe I missed the goddamn Q&A

 

[y=mx+b]

Sorry, I meant to say, favorite smell on a woman.

vicks vapor rub.

yep.


and here's the story:
So... my wife and I have been unfortunate to contract colds at the same damn time. It's interesting because usually; as many couples will testify, the way colds work is usually one half is infected first while the other half is forced to witness what will eventually become his/her sorry ass in a week or so. Of course during this time the healthy half is thereby mandated to give tender lovings to the infected because they damn well know that what goes around comes around and when shit comes around to them they're going to want to be fucking taken care of.

However; as with everything in life, nothing is the norm... no fucking matter how often it occurs. I don't give a shit what type of argument you can think of right now to argue against my logic. You are fucking WRONG because as long as something fucked up is capable of happening, the norm fails to exist.

though... I'm wrong about a lot of shit so never mind that.

and once again... I fucking digress.


ANYWAY...

unlike the norm... we both get hit with colds, two very distinctly different colds. She caught the classic laryngitic chest cold rendering her otherwise soprano speaking voice to a smokey alto speaking voice which makes me want to print off a lit. story or two for her to read out loud... and I fucking would too if it didn't hurt her so much to speak... and you know... if she didn't sound so stuffed up and go into epileptic coughing fits. I on the other hand have the classic head cold, the kind where the left and right side of your sinuses play a little game of seeing how more much fucking snot they can hold since their last turn.... accompanied with the purgatorial sneezel denial condition where you just about have to sneeze but don't/can't which in turn causes your eye(s) to cry the tears of 8 Virgin Mary's watching their sons being crucified upon the cross*

So... in short... there is no tender lovings going on in this here household of mine. Nope. We're both in the fucking snot trenches of agony hating life as well as each other for not being able to proved the kind of saccharin pity that's become to be expect when we've fallen ill.

On the plus side, misery loves company... and sex.

Now... under normal circumstances I'd go a bit into detail about all the events leading up to our cataclysmic exchange of emotional passions and physical physicalities... but we both have colds and we ourselves really couldn't have cared less about any of that bullshit. We just wanted to fuck and go to bed.

So I pull off my shirt and sit at the end of the bed doing my best to rally myself to take off the rest of my clothes. I manage and strip fully naked. My wife finds a spot in her book to stop and come back to later. She makes her way off the bed and shucks her pajama bottoms and says "I'm going to leave my top on because I put vapor rub on my chest and it's all goopy.." and I say something like... "I'm going to take great pleasure rubbing that shit into your nipples..." and she's like... "... ." and I'm like... "it's not like I can smell anything anyway myself."
She slides up on top of me and starts jerking my cock next to her naked pussy. As miserable as we both were/are... it was actually pretty fucking hot. And finally I'm to the point of being hard enough to go inside her and she scoots up and puts me in... and she's really really warm. Her eyes close and her vagina takes over the process of bringing my cock to it's full hardness and she closes her eyes, bites her lower lip and starts rocking quietly on top of me. My hands slide up her thighs and round towards the back of her ass and I'm firmly grabbing onto her flesh while I begin to meet her rocking with some thrusts, pushing myself deeper into her. This caused her to lean forward a bit. As her chest came closer towards my face; that's when I smelled it, the cooling scent of vicks vapor rub. The more I thrust myself into her the closer her t-shirt clad tits and chest came towards my face, and the more I could smell... her. But it wasn't just smelling her, it was feeling her enter into the constricted labored tissue of my very own lungs; opening them up in a way I felt similar to how my cock opens her up at times, entering inside me breaking apart the tension and stress, relieving my body from the burden of having to deal with something that until then... I was unaware of.

It was actually pretty awesome. Vicks fucking vapor rub... who would have thought?




*See what I did there? Happy fucking Ash Wednesday to all my self-hating, guilt riddled Catholic kinfolk out there in pervy land.

 

[y=mx+b]

Hah.... I know that poem.... as I checked to see if you ever published anything on Lit.... It struck me as odd that it was all by it's lonesome


ETA.... Can't believe I missed the goddamn Q&A

You probably knew about it before I even knew about it! Having discovered/rediscovered what I had done I been contemplating adding some of what I had written thus far in my thread... because it's kinda sad to see something by it's self all alone... and actually it's kind of embarrassing because it's like what? only 10-20 lines long?

we'll see.

as long as there's curiosities there will be Q&A's

 

[SJZ76]

vicks vapor rub.

It was actually pretty awesome. Vicks fucking vapor rub... who would have thought?

Well then! Good morning....

 

[y=mx+b]

Well then! Good morning....

indeed. Good morning, or afternoon really.



Between my last post and this post I got to looking for that damn hand/scar pic that I was certain I posted.

and I found it.

In the process of looking I also updated my index on page one; which not only includes the most recent run of pics, but also some pics that I don't think have been indexed. So if you think you may have missed something you can find them listed at the bottom of the page.

 

[Vixxennn]

Vicks rub... Very interesting choice. Sexy too... I'm not sure I'll ever be able to use it in the same way again.

And fuck that's a hot scar... How'd you get it?

 

[proudspouse]

Vic's Vapor Rub??? Seriously!! Hate that shit! LOL

 

[y=mx+b]

Vicks rub... Very interesting choice. Sexy too... I'm not sure I'll ever be able to use it in the same way again.

And fuck that's a hot scar... How'd you get it?

That's a question I'll let your imagination enjoy trying to answer.

 

[y=mx+b]

Vic's Vapor Rub??? Seriously!! Hate that shit! LOL

Can't say it's something Chanel should spend much time on researching... but at the time it worked.

 

[DeepRedLips]

That's a question I'll let your imagination enjoy trying to answer.

Gang fight? Alligator wrestling? Saving orphans from a burning building?

All of the above...at the same time?