LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

Status
Not open for further replies.
zumpkin said:
I tell the kids I don't get paid enough to take a fist.
But I usully stand there and take notes so I can write it up later.
There was one during finals that was too funny. These thugs were chirping at each other and one dude took off his coat, then his hoodie, then his flannel shirt, then aanother shirt, so that by the time he got down to his wife beater I started laughing..."Dude put it back on your were more intimidating with all your clothes on." I ended up grabbing him in an double arm bar, ID'ed who it was and then let him go.
The saggin' jeans will usually fall down while these guys are fighting and then they are standing there in their 'tims and undies. It is just too funny.
And 9/10 of the time it is over some thing stupid like, "You got a bald baby."
Click to expand...

It's like the best time to punch a student and get away with it. Mouthy fuckers have It coming....fo' sho' :cool:
 
soso... appartment flooded (slightly) on saturday. nothing destroyed just water, smell, and some wet furniture.

lousy monday.

in retrospect my last couple days have sucked ass.
 
DeluxAuto said:
her preggo porn was fun but i can't find any photos right now. mah internetz iz buzted :(
Click to expand...
Dewd, you're fucking sick.....preggo porn? I'd rather watch cup chicks......:p
zumpkin said:
After a baseball bat and monster dildo, what good is a normal cock?
Click to expand...
fuck her ear...:eek:
DeluxAuto said:
found it!
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/27/alg_scott-moore_thomas-moore.jpg
Click to expand...
........only in mt thread do you find a pregnant dude.....chic, or whatever thefuck that is.
blade_rocknut said:
They're good for tight-asses like Demonwhore Corbalina;)
Click to expand...
And you would know how, Queenie?
 
DayMaker said:
It's 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon and I've been drinking and cleaning for most of the day.....nice is quickly going out the window. ;)
Correction-I will be happy when my Skittles are delivered.... :D
Click to expand...
Hands over bag of Skittles minus yellows*
Cleardiamond said:
IZ HERE! I am a horny fool when I am drunk ..:devil:
Click to expand...
Passes crown and coke* .....you were saying?
blade_rocknut said:
*looks around for the bar*

I gots Likkur over in my thread.....or if ya like Southern Comfort....
*pulls flask from garter* Wanna shot? or three?
Click to expand...

Wait......you have a thread?
 
MrWhisper said:
No need to run dude... the only difference is that she is not fool when drunk :D
Click to expand...
says Mr. Canadia.....:p
DeluxAuto said:
of course not, ask corball. since her and i broke up we have had the bestest sex evah.
Click to expand...
Odd......I haven't had sex in weeks.....who have you been sexing, fuckrag?
JessiePi said:
Uuuhhhh :rolleyes:... Preggo porn gets under my skin in the worst way
Click to expand...
I'll second that.....disgusting.
Allyourbase said:
Hey corbs, sup :)
So, you got the color pic huh. You haz taste. Speaking of taste...
*nicks a skittle*
*dodges baseball bat swooshing over head*
:p
Click to expand...
FlyingPounceTackleRoll*
how's you sugar?
Plucks Skittles from AllYourThief* :D
 
ZipBlockBloodie said:
Hey sexyness been a while. How have you been keeping up?
Click to expand...
Awesome! Soccer rocks! How's the job search?
CanadianMatt87 said:
soso... appartment flooded (slightly) on saturday. nothing destroyed just water, smell, and some wet furniture.
lousy monday.
in retrospect my last couple days have sucked ass.
Click to expand...
Awww, that does suck! Did it come from the apartment above y'all?
*Twisted* said:
LMAOO Just calls it like I sees it Tek
Click to expand...
I call Paw-Paw! :p
 
It came from my roommate leaving the window open (half below ground appartment). I am slightly displeased with him right now.

However he did apologize with the required cases of beer.

Still UNCOOL events.
 
CanadianMatt87 said:
It came from my roommate leaving the window open (half below ground appartment). I am slightly displeased with him right now.

However he did apologize with the required cases of beer.

Still UNCOOL events.
Click to expand...

Oh wow.........did y'all hug it out, bitches? Maybe a pat on the ass?
 
Corbal said:
You do know every time I do it, change an av or my sigline peeps get pissy......


Love your enemies.......it pisses them off. ;)
Click to expand...

Ugh.. why do people get pissy.. tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP! :kiss:

... be who you is babe! :kiss:
 
Corbal said:
You do know every time I do it, change an av or my sigline peeps get pissy......


Love your enemies.......it pisses them off. ;)
Click to expand...


A preacher told me something very similar to that once....that moment sticks in my mind as the point at which I figured out; these people are no better than me. Just had to mention.....carry on....
 
Cleardiamond said:
Ugh.. why do people get pissy.. tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP! :kiss:

... be who you is babe! :kiss:
Click to expand...
Cause I'm an attention whore.....duh! :p:D
blade_rocknut said:
[/COLOR]

A preacher told me something very similar to that once....that moment sticks in my mind as the point at which I figured out; these people are no better than me. Just had to mention.....carry on....
Click to expand...

Shaddup and show me your mangina....:eek:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Love_Is_Blonde
Tag a Litster 🔤
Replies
19
Views
312
LordofDargaardkeep
L
D
Am I In The Right Place
Replies
5
Views
89
Mrtenant
Mrtenant
AmberLGreen
Lit Will Reading
Replies
19
Views
512
StillRain
StillRain
lifeisgood3976
History A-Z: The Return
Replies
22
Views
274
Steadfast421
S
PrettyLilPussy19
Inappropriate Thread Ideas 😬
Replies
20
Views
455
PrettyLilPussy19
PrettyLilPussy19
Back
Top