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LoL.... I didn't know if I should put this one there, or If I should do kinda like a semi-face shot like you and Corbs.......:confused:

suga.. you can post whatever you likes.. don't feel the need to post a semi face shot if you don't want to.. just post something quintessentially Jessie
 
For my Skittlicious Hoochie Mama .........Ask and you shall receive :heart:

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU WOMAN! YOU JUST MADE SKITTLES THAT MUCH MORE WONDERFUL!
 
Thanks John! How have you been?

Hither and yon? Srsly, pee-paw....how are you?

Lmao.......we used to have YAC. Cops stationed at our school. You fought, you got arrested, fined and suspended. This chick and I had it out in the gym one day. The cops brought our belongings to YAC. My backpack and jacket.....her shirt, belt and um.........hair. :p

Ahh girl fights.
Teaching in the ghetto fights are always happening, lets see what tops the list:

Two girls who together maybe amount to 90 pounds where going at it...I was the only teacher on the hall, so I grabbed one and end up hoisting both of them in my arms. After pulling their hair out and pulling them apart they later became good friends. What were they fighting about? A boy who fucked one of them in the bathroom at a party.

My classroom right after lunch
"No bitch is worth my education."
"This bitch has a name."
Once the earings came off: meter sticks, markers, files, marble game, chairs, desks, and books started flying. Oh did I mention that all of these items were being thrown around the room while the vice-principal was on the one girls back? Also another teacher (a hottie I might add) was upended while wearing a skirt giving everyone a nice view of her skimpy undies, which I missed while escorting the one girl out of my room.
I'm sure the list could go on but those two top the list...for now.
 
OMG! Too funny! Ever get between guys? Those were the ones the guy teachers just let happen. Too many broken noses.

Ahh girl fights.
Teaching in the ghetto fights are always happening, lets see what tops the list:

Two girls who together maybe amount to 90 pounds where going at it...I was the only teacher on the hall, so I grabbed one and end up hoisting both of them in my arms. After pulling their hair out and pulling them apart they later became good friends. What were they fighting about? A boy who fucked one of them in the bathroom at a party.

My classroom right after lunch
"No bitch is worth my education."
"This bitch has a name."
Once the earings came off: meter sticks, markers, files, marble game, chairs, desks, and books started flying. Oh did I mention that all of these items were being thrown around the room while the vice-principal was on the one girls back? Also another teacher (a hottie I might add) was upended while wearing a skirt giving everyone a nice view of her skimpy undies, which I missed while escorting the one girl out of my room.
I'm sure the list could go on but those two top the list...for now.
 
OMG! Too funny! Ever get between guys? Those were the ones the guy teachers just let happen. Too many broken noses.

I tell the kids I don't get paid enough to take a fist.
But I usully stand there and take notes so I can write it up later.
There was one during finals that was too funny. These thugs were chirping at each other and one dude took off his coat, then his hoodie, then his flannel shirt, then aanother shirt, so that by the time he got down to his wife beater I started laughing..."Dude put it back on your were more intimidating with all your clothes on." I ended up grabbing him in an double arm bar, ID'ed who it was and then let him go.
The saggin' jeans will usually fall down while these guys are fighting and then they are standing there in their 'tims and undies. It is just too funny.
And 9/10 of the time it is over some thing stupid like, "You got a bald baby."
 
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