Douches? (Not an insult)

[AngusMan]

I've been thinking about getting my sub some sort of douche system. I was wondering if anybody had any suggestions for which product I should get. I'll talk to her first before making any decisions, but would like to learn all I can before hand.

 

[ImOnIt]

Hey, cool. Im thinking about buying another washing machine, can you find out about those for me?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Personally I would give it a miss as it is not the healthiest thing you could do. Douching, especially if very regular, rids the vagina of natural methods of cleansing and protecting itself, and can introduce bacterias, infections, irritation, and some research has shown women who douche regularly have a lower level of health than those who do not.

Catalina

 

[AngusMan]

Personally I would give it a miss as it is not the healthiest thing you could do. Douching, especially if very regular, rids the vagina of natural methods of cleansing and protecting itself, and can introduce bacterias, infections, irritation, and some research has shown women who douche regularly have a lower level of health than those who do not.

Catalina

What about only once per week? Right now, thats about how often we meet, and will probably remain so for the forseable future, until summer anyways.

 

[Keroin]

What about only once per week? Right now, thats about how often we meet, and will probably remain so for the forseable future, until summer anyways.

How are things back in 1970?

Fuck.

Dude. Before you start mucking around with the female body, you might want to learn something about it. Preferably from sources in the last decade.

Women do not need to douche. Not even once a week. Never. Ever. Got it?

 

[catalina_francisco]

What about only once per week? Right now, thats about how often we meet, and will probably remain so for the forseable future, until summer anyways.

Just not a good idea. If you want her to end up with health issues, by all means go ahead, but likely if that happens you will also suffer and will not have a very happy relationship once she finds out the problems she is having are related to the douche you bought for her and asked her to use.

Catalina

 

[YourCaptor]

You know it could be fun. Like maybe with superglue.

 

[ImOnIt]

Bleh. I have superglue on my fingers

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why do you want her to douche?

 

[eastern sun]

Why do you want her to douche?

My question as well.

 

[ownedsubgal]

i think somebody's just screwing with us.

 

[skate and fuck]

If the only person you can get to serve you is maryjane rottencrotch then you may want to reconsider D/s play.

If you weigh your options, and decide that this is a route you'd like to take; go to any drugstore, buy a douche, on the way back home orchestrate your dominant role in her douching, and then execute your idiotic plan.

It is more thrilling to fill said douche with this solution: one part draino, one part muriatic acid, one part distilled water.

Have a blast, fuckass.

 

[satindesire]

Really?

Are we being Punk'd right now?

 

[BiBunny]

i think somebody's just screwing with us.

Really?

Are we being Punk'd right now?

I think so.

 

[where]

Why do you want her to douche?

because women's wet bits are dirty and nasty and smelly. Do I have to tell you everything?

 

[Essene]

"The Time I Douched" by Essene

I douched once.


Out of desperation, and knowing the risks, I still douched.

I went to the local drugstore, and was given a choice of two summers eve scents: sweet romance and spring fresh.

I chose "sweet romance", but it did not feel romantic or sweet.



I was surprised though. The nozzle does not spray directly upright, in fact the end of it is hard plastic, and has holes on the sides so that the spray goes outward in all directions instead of straight at the cervix.


I would not recommend it still. It's not a good idea, but I was a desperate woman.

I would certainly not do this once per week. It was a once in a lifetime event, and I plan to keep it that way.

 

[Stella_Omega]

because women's wet bits are dirty and nasty and smelly. Do I have to tell you everything?

Hush, sweets, let the nice man tell us in his own words...

 

[where]

Hush, sweets, let the nice man tell us in his own words...

I love it when you call me sweets

*does a kitty rub*

 

[AngusMan]

She just seems to be having trouble cleaning down there. I wanted to get some opinions before I brought it up though. Glad I did. I guess I'll have to come up with something else. Thanks for all the info.

I won't ask her to douche.

 

[Stella_Omega]

She just seems to be having trouble cleaning down there. I wanted to get some opinions before I brought it up though. Glad I did. I guess I'll have to come up with something else. Thanks for all the info.

I won't ask her to douche.

"trouble cleaning up down there."

In what way? How does this trouble manifest? Smell funny? there are several different types of "funny smells" and each one indicates something different.

 

[switchbitch]

If a nice warm bath doesn't do the trick it may be time to visit the doc.

 

[AngusMan]

If a nice warm bath doesn't do the trick it may be time to visit the doc.

Her apartment doesn't have a tub, just a shower stall. I'll bring up a trip to the doctor, though I'm sure I know what she'll say to that.

 

[AngusMan]

"trouble cleaning up down there."

In what way? How does this trouble manifest? Smell funny? there are several different types of "funny smells" and each one indicates something different.

It more a matter of general hygiene I believe. She can be submissive in surprising ways. Some tasks she'll have an easy time with, while other women would almost certainly decline, and where those same women would consider a task easy, she won't do it. I'm saying this, because I was gonna tell her that she needs to pay better attention to her own hygiene, and that if she didn't I would douche her personally. I wanted to ask your for your opinions first just in case she wanted to try douching. I don't want to cause her any harm intentionally.

There is one thing that is more of an oddity than anything. She tastes like onions. She is a vegetarian though, who loves onions, so I figure thats all it is.

Once again I want to thank all who took my questions seriously and gave their best advice.

 

[catalina_francisco]

A handheld shower attachment is better than a bath any day. I personally can never understand why anyone can let their hygeine slip and usually see it as a sign they could be a health risk...probably a phobia of mine, but for me, personal hygeine is a no brainer.

Catalina

 

[Stella_Omega]

It more a matter of general hygiene I believe. She can be submissive in surprising ways. Some tasks she'll have an easy time with, while other women would almost certainly decline, and where those same women would consider a task easy, she won't do it. I'm saying this, because I was gonna tell her that she needs to pay better attention to her own hygiene, and that if she didn't I would douche her personally. I wanted to ask your for your opinions first just in case she wanted to try douching. I don't want to cause her any harm intentionally.

There is one thing that is more of an oddity than anything. She tastes like onions. She is a vegetarian though, who loves onions, so I figure thats all it is.

Once again I want to thank all who took my questions seriously and gave their best advice.

Absolutely-- if you loved onions, your sperm would taste like onions. Lots of veggies include strong aromatics-- Asparagus is famous for changing the flavor of human semen, and mother's milk as well.

Douching wouldn't do much, since the taste is part of her secretions. You might try it once, just to see, though.

Who knows, you might become attuned to the flavor of onions, and get a hardon years from now in some Italian restaurant...