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Corbal said:
I'm accustomed to getting my way dammit!

Night honey......Hugsnkisses*

Show me your spaceship.....;)


Lover.....you're so fucking sexy. BTW, your song dedication to me? On MTV now...:kiss::heart:
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Not tonight, I need to save energy. :p
 
a Joke for Corbal:

So there's these two arab families moving to America from Saudi Arabia, and the fathers are talking while they're on the plane. One of them says "When I get to America, im totally going to be as american as possible. Im going to take advantage of our new lives. The other said "Im going to do the same. Im going to be the best american I can. Hey, lets make this interesting. Lets meet up in one year and see how american we both are, and see who's more american". They agree and part ways after they get off the plane. A year later they run into eachother at mcdonalds. One of them said "Well, Im on my way to get some beer, my kid's at little league, and my wife's at the hair salon. how'd you make out?" The other guy looks at hm, says "Fuck you, Towel Head" and walks away.
 
sandcannon said:
a Joke for Corbal:

So there's these two arab families moving to America from Saudi Arabia, and the fathers are talking while they're on the plane. One of them says "When I get to America, im totally going to be as american as possible. Im going to take advantage of our new lives. The other said "Im going to do the same. Im going to be the best american I can. Hey, lets make this interesting. Lets meet up in one year and see how american we both are, and see who's more american". They agree and part ways after they get off the plane. A year later they run into eachother at mcdonalds. One of them said "Well, Im on my way to get some beer, my kid's at little league, and my wife's at the hair salon. how'd you make out?" The other guy looks at hm, says "Fuck you, Towel Head" and walks away.
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Xenophobia- classy and funny! :rolleyes:
 
Well, no. But as an Arab, I do have to take the growing islamophobia and outright pro "fuck the arabs" nature of the US in some humor, otherwise I'll have to keep lobbying for a wall to be built between Canada and you guys.
 
sandcannon said:
Well, no. But as an Arab, I do have to take the growing islamophobia and outright pro "fuck the arabs" nature of the US in some humor, otherwise I'll have to keep lobbying for a wall to be built between Canada and you guys.
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You guys? Canada and Romania share a border? :confused:

And, btw, the first incarnation of that joke that I heard took place in Canada. Exact same joke, just slightly different local flavor.
 
teknight said:
You guys? Canada and Romania share a border? :confused:

And, btw, the first incarnation of that joke that I heard took place in Canada. Exact same joke, just slightly different local flavor.
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Oh you're Romanian. I used to work with a Romanian woman, very nice, but it took a lot of work to make her smile.

Yeah, im sure that joke gets passed around a lot. The one I posted was the one I heard, its good.
 
Here is my story:

Once upon a time? This super duper cool chickie named Corbal came to Lit and charmed us all with her pretty socks and her fuckawesome speak and we all fell
madly in love with her. We fed her skittles every day and stared at her beautiful
eyes. We even read her beautiful poetry.

She lived happily ever after.





There, that's my story! :heart:
 
Mrs.H said:
Here is my story:

Once upon a time? This super duper cool chickie named Corbal came to Lit and charmed us all with her pretty socks and her fuckawesome speak and we all fell
madly in love with her. We fed her skittles every day and stared at her beautiful
eyes. We even read her beautiful poetry.

She lived happily ever after.





There, that's my story! :heart:
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Copy cat!
 
Mrs.H said:
Here is my story:

Once upon a time? This super duper cool chickie named Corbal came to Lit and charmed us all with her pretty socks and her fuckawesome speak and we all fell
madly in love with her. We fed her skittles every day and stared at her beautiful
eyes. We even read her beautiful poetry.

She lived happily ever after.





There, that's my story! :heart:
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The size of my backside will be the ending! If I keep consuming Skittles I'm going to put some junk in tha trunk! What ever did I do to blessed with such awesome people? Srsly, I am honored to know you all....:heart:
 
sandcannon said:
a Joke for Corbal:

So there's these two arab families moving to America from Saudi Arabia, and the fathers are talking while they're on the plane. One of them says "When I get to America, im totally going to be as american as possible. Im going to take advantage of our new lives. The other said "Im going to do the same. Im going to be the best american I can. Hey, lets make this interesting. Lets meet up in one year and see how american we both are, and see who's more american". They agree and part ways after they get off the plane. A year later they run into eachother at mcdonalds. One of them said "Well, Im on my way to get some beer, my kid's at little league, and my wife's at the hair salon. how'd you make out?" The other guy looks at hm, says "Fuck you, Towel Head" and walks away.
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My joke was a little less.....doucheless...but I grinned. ;)
 
hi Corbal- thanks for the hug yesterday, I got so riled up by the preacherman I forgot to say thanks :kiss:
I did iggy him
 
Hey Corby....how are ya???? Just making a quick pit stop to say hello.....Hope you and the kiddos are doing well and enjoying life.
 
Corbal said:
Grins* Poke harder....:devil:

My writing is.........different. I want reviews when I release this!


Passes blue pill* :p
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Dearest demonwhore;

Every aspect of you is deliciously different; I would expect nothing less from your writing. I wait in devilishly glorious anticipation. You're a woman all the way, but think on par with the kinkiest of men; which is why we love ya so much!
 
syncope2 said:
Hey Corby....how are ya???? Just making a quick pit stop to say hello.....Hope you and the kiddos are doing well and enjoying life.
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OMG! Pounce* long time no see! We're awesome! :) Soccer is in full swing! How have you been? How's the beautiful ballerina?
blade_rocknut said:
Dearest demonwhore;

Every aspect of you is deliciously different; I would expect nothing less from your writing. I wait in devilishly glorious anticipation. You're a woman all the way, but think on par with the kinkiest of men; which is why we love ya so much!
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On par? Pfffft, my kink is few and far between. :D mwah! You're the bestest Blade!
 
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