Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[blackstallion21]

In an unlocked room at work...Pretty much got caught.

At the end of a trail at a state park...No chance of getting caught cause very few people use the trails.

In my car...Driving. Not something I'd recommend.

In the back of a church van as a youngin...I was bored and it was a long trip.

I NEED to catch someone! it's always been a dream!!! I would make them finish in front of me though... kind of like punishment. I like the power trip thing... I wouldn't embarass them, but I would surely use the upper hand, and make them nut in front of me. I would probably nut myself without touching it!

And the driving in the car thing, Been there, done that... it's not something for the faint of heart, but I have done it at night, and I actually had my shorts at my ankles, and a couple in a van drove past me, and beeped until I looked up. The lady in the passengers seat gave the thumbs up! Guess she liked the show!

And I've done it in nature, but more like in the back yard... the walking trail, can't say i've done that...

And the church van thing, wish i could have been sitting next to ya watching!!!

Ok, find crazy place. And start.

Check the thread stickwork, there are plenty of places mentioned with my name beside it... and there should be a couple more by the end of it all...

 

[stickwork]

Check the thread stickwork, there are plenty of places mentioned with my name beside it... and there should be a couple more by the end of it all...

Apparently irony is not one of those places you go.

 

[blackstallion21]

Come On... Tell Me More!!!

Bump

 

[bayou_baby_girl]

In the boat house, I though everyone was gone

 

[21_gogetsome]

In the boat house, I though everyone was gone

but they weren't?

 

[Johnny_Rocket]

Ladies' room in a church

 

[blackstallion21]

Ladies' room in a church

i don't know, but i'm seeing a trend... CHURCHES and CHURCH PROPERTY are a trend for decent masturbation spots... NOT SURE WHY, but... i guess it is what it is...

 

[DehviantGirl]

Climbing Rope in Gym Class

Climbing a rope in gym class. Gets me all tingly just remembering that... so public, so naughty, sooooooooooooo god damn good. yum

 

[BongoGal]

Is it 'crazy' that I got myself off in the back seat of a car while two friends were asleep there with me? The guy friend was actually leaning against me as I did the deed. (I managed to keep silent, but when I came I shook so much that I thought I might wake him up.)

 

[DonQuixoteindfw]

Is it 'crazy' that I got myself off in the back seat of a car while two friends were asleep there with me? The guy friend was actually leaning against me as I did the deed. (I managed to keep silent, but when I came I shook so much that I thought I might wake him up.)

Crazy hot, your friend was probably awake enjoying you enjoying yourself...

 

[Wildcat2222]

Not too crazy...while operating a tractor...my ditches were nit as straight as I like them

 

[blackstallion21]

I once played with myself in men's sauna at the YMCA

Climbing a rope in gym class. Gets me all tingly just remembering that... so public, so naughty, sooooooooooooo god damn good. yum

Is it 'crazy' that I got myself off in the back seat of a car while two friends were asleep there with me? The guy friend was actually leaning against me as I did the deed. (I managed to keep silent, but when I came I shook so much that I thought I might wake him up.)

Not too crazy...while operating a tractor...my ditches were nit as straight as I like them

I think the prize for the hottest scenario goes to Bongogal, because as all of them are getting me hard thinking about them, I think sneaking to get your rocks off, while someone is sleeping right next to them, and leaning on them; that's talent and skill! NOT to mention you had to stay quiet to keep from waking the person leaning on you! Damn that's HOT!

The rest of them are hot too, just thinking about them, makes me wish I was there for all of them with a camera! Especially Dehviantgirl's! You must have had an audience too if you were in gym class! Just wonder if YOU MADE NOISE??

 

[DehviantGirl]

hmmmm Pretty sure I did. I was 15 feet off the ground, hanging on as tight as I could while a bolt of lightening shot straight through me. A moan combined with soft panting sounds as I perhaps stayed overly long at the top...

Until just now I never wondered what the boy holding the rope may have seen...

 

[blackstallion21]

hmmmm Pretty sure I did. I was 15 feet off the ground, hanging on as tight as I could while a bolt of lightening shot straight through me. A moan combined with soft panting sounds as I perhaps stayed overly long at the top...

Until just now I never wondered what the boy holding the rope may have seen...

That's a wonderful picture to imagine! Normally the gym teacher held the rope for us when I was in school and we did it, but having another classmate under you as you orgasmed above his head was probably the sexiest thing that he's ever seen or experienced, he probably just didn't realize it then!

And the aftershock and tremors of when you got down off of the rope were probably friggin wonderful too!

*ENVIOUS of the boy holding the rope! HA HA HA

 

[Irwin34]

In the back seat of the family car going down the motorway with my parents in the front and my brother in the back

 

[blackstallion21]

In the back seat of the family car going down the motorway with my parents in the front and my brother in the back

it's not as fun as a guy, the mess is something that i wouldn't want to clean up... if I could cum with out the mess, I'd gladly cum in my pants more often! (cause i'm assuming that's what you did!!)

 

[Irwin34]

it's not as fun as a guy, the mess is something that i wouldn't want to clean up... if I could cum with out the mess, I'd gladly cum in my pants more often! (cause i'm assuming that's what you did!!)

Yep I shot my cum into my pants.

 

[blackstallion21]

yeah, the mess sometimes is a bit much... especially when you can't clean it up rite away!!!

 

[doowopdoowop]

the Silver Lake sand dunes while walking from Lake Michigan to Silver Lake with my wife... there's nothing but giant hills of sand for miles, and people walk/ride ORVs/take dune tours all day, so you're not really alone. If someone came over a hill in any direction, there's no where to hide.
&
in high school I managed to stroke one out during class... now THAT was intense!

 

[TxBoots]

TxBoots

I masterbated my girlfriend every day under a blanket in a church bus loaded with 50 other kids and chaperones on a two week trip.

I've done tons of jack-offs in the shower, watching porn, and while reading stories on Literotica as I am sure all you other guys and gals have done.

Circle jerk in boy scouts.

 

[blackstallion21]

I masterbated my girlfriend every day under a blanket in a church bus loaded with 50 other kids and chaperones on a two week trip.

I've done tons of jack-offs in the shower, watching porn, and while reading stories on Literotica as I am sure all you other guys and gals have done.

Circle jerk in boy scouts.

well the obvious ones, I'll stay away from commenting, we've all hit those places, but the two I wanna comment on, are the bus and the boy scouts...

I'm not sure why everyone has had SOME sort of sexual escapade at a church or on church property, but daymn! I must have lead a sheltered life! I grew up going to church, but never did I go that route!

and the circle jerk... I can't say I've done that, but won't say I wouldn't! I consider myself straight, but sex is sex... and as long as I'm getting my rocks off... everything is well with me!

 

[CaliGuy60]

hmmmm Pretty sure I did. I was 15 feet off the ground, hanging on as tight as I could while a bolt of lightening shot straight through me. A moan combined with soft panting sounds as I perhaps stayed overly long at the top...

Until just now I never wondered what the boy holding the rope may have seen...

He might have seen a wet spot on your shorts. Sexy

 

[LadyLadyington]

My first work study job, I was a lab monitor.
There was one day where I was just so worked up I couldn't stand it and had to rub one off there in the lab, terrified that someone would catch me.
Left the seat a little wet when I was done. =X

 

[blackstallion21]

My first work study job, I was a lab monitor.
There was one day where I was just so worked up I couldn't stand it and had to rub one off there in the lab, terrified that someone would catch me.
Left the seat a little wet when I was done. =X

invite me next time... i'll even lick the chair clean

 

[jdubies4200]

on chairlift skiing this weekend

all the lil cuties got me hard and i just had to rub it