The Dangers of Going Green!

[R. Richard]

I tried to warn you of the dangers of going green.

Do you listen? NO!

(I tried, alas in vain, to confirm the following response by the woman involved with the frog: "It was a jumpin' sex session!")

Comments?

A MAGISTRATE has narrowly avoided jail after being caught with a collection of extreme pornography — including images of women having sex with a gerbil and a FROG.

Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council panel to protect children — downloaded the disgusting images on to his laptop computer.

When police raided his home they found 230 photos and 150 videos showing women engaging in sex acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake.

Police acted on a tip-off after learning the magistrate, from Rotherham, South Yorks, had an account on a file-sharing website which was raising concerns.

They found the filthy porn stash when they raided his home in Swinton, Rotherham, last September.

Hall admitted 21 specimen charges of possessing hard-core pornography when he appeared before Leeds magistrates.

 

[stephen55]

What will they think of next...

Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council panel to protect children — downloaded the disgusting images on to his laptop computer.

When police raided his home they found 230 photos and 150 videos showing women engaging in sex acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake.

Well...at least it wasn't a dead snake.

Herpetological necrophilia....Blech!!!

 

[3113]

Well...at least it wasn't a dead snake.

Herpetological necrophilia....Blech!!!

But was it a male snake? How about the gerbil and frog? We wouldn't want this to be lesbian bestiality

 

[Stella_Omega]

None of the women were children, either. It's entirely possible to be filthily perverse and STILL keep children out of it.

.... frogs?

 

[sr71plt]

If it had been a clean porn stash as opposed to a filthy one, would that have made any difference, I wonder.

I'm try to image the satisfaction that a frog or gerbil could give (or would want to).

 

[stephen55]

But was it a male snake?

Only a qualified herpetological necrophiliac can tell....

Frogs...as long as they're not those poisonous Amazon frogs...could be okay...maybe...

It gives a whole new meaning to "The Kiss of Death"....

 

[R. Richard]

None of the women were children, either. It's entirely possible to be filthily perverse and STILL keep children out of it.

The age of consent in England is 16-years-old. Thus, it's possible that the 'women' there would be 'children' here.

Obviously the slogan should be, "Go green! But, don't go to extremes."

 

[1sickbastard]

"It isn't easy, being green..." - Kermit T. Frog

 

[Stella_Omega]

"It isn't easy, being green..." - Kermit T. Frog

being green will get you places, though-- slippery, creamy places-- if you're lucky.

 

[stephen55]

being green will get you places, though-- slippery, creamy places-- if you're lucky.

You're referring to guacamole?

 

[3113]

Frogs...as long as they're not those poisonous Amazon frogs...could be okay...maybe...

It gives a whole new meaning to "The Kiss of Death"....

Are those the same as the frogs that if licked give you hallucinations? Hmmm. Fuck a frog and go on an LSD trip....

Obviously, this man is not only "Green" but encouraging drug use and all that "love animals don't eat 'em" nonsense. Damn hippies.

 

[3113]

Talk about animal husbandry....

I'm try to image the satisfaction that a frog or gerbil could give (or would want to).

Depends on how big the frog or gerbil is....

 

[1sickbastard]

being green will get you places, though-- slippery, creamy places-- if you're lucky.

So, If I were to coat myself with a green body dye for St. Paddy's day...

 

[stephen55]

Are those the same as the frogs that if licked give you hallucinations? Hmmm. Fuck a frog and go on an LSD trip....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Blue-poison.dart.frog.and.Yellow-banded.dart.frog.arp.jpg/220px-Blue-poison.dart.frog.and.Yellow-banded.dart.frog.arp.jpg

I was referring to Amazon poison dart frogs Dendrobates azureus (top) and Dendrobates leucomelas.

Hardly green and used by Amazon natives to tip their blow gun darts with a poison that causes muscular paralysis and death from respiratory muscle failure.

The toxins are related to curare toxins which are non-depolarizing neuromuscular blocking agents. d-tubocurarine was used in anaesthesia to obtain muscle relaxation, but has been supplanted by succinylcholine.

Amazon natives use the frog poison for hunting small game, such as monkeys. About two and a half grams of the stuff would be fatal to a human adult.

So, when you're wandering around the Amazon rain forest...don't piss off the locals.

 

[3113]

I was referring to Amazon poison dart frogs Dendrobates azureus (top) and Dendrobates leucomelas.

Evidently, the lick-and-get-high kind are not frogs but toads.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Bufo_alvarius1.jpg/250px-Bufo_alvarius1.jpg

This might explain why kissing certain frogs turns them into princes. They're not frogs but toads and the psychoactive drug gives the girl hallucinations

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Given a large portion of the human male population I suspect that kissing almost anything gives girls hallucinations.

 

[TE999]

If it had been a clean porn stash as opposed to a filthy one, would that have made any difference, I wonder.

I'm try to image the satisfaction that a frog or gerbil could give (or would want to).

Richard Gere might be in a position to comment on the latter.

(Heh heh heh...you said position...heh heh heh)

 

[Stella_Omega]

So, If I were to coat myself with a green body dye for St. Paddy's day...

It's worth a shot, don't you think?

Especially if the body dye were Creme-De-menthe flavored. Just a suggestion.